Session Start: Sat Oct 26 19:22:38 2002 Session Ident: #pvpexaltedooc [19:22] * Now talking in #pvpexaltedooc [20:23] * Werlynn (~Werlynn@ool-182ded4e.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #pvpexaltedooc [20:38] * Maris (~bjorndaba@adsl-63-202-88-81.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net) has joined #pvpexaltedooc [20:39] hello [20:39] word up, homie [20:47] * Thanos1 (~web-Guest@ip68-96-99-14.lv.lv.cox.net) has joined #pvpexaltedooc [20:58] * GoldenH is now known as Storyteller [20:58] * FiatVictrix is now known as Jynaru [20:59] * DarthTom is now known as Vanal [21:00] * Jydan is now known as Mojo-Battery [21:01] * Mojo-Battery sparks [21:01] Whooooo! FEEL THE RUSH! [21:02] IT'S TIME ! [21:02] IT'S TIME ! [21:02] I [21:02] IT'S... [21:02] VADER... [21:02] TIME ! [21:02] * Werlynn is now known as Tala [21:02] * Mojo-Battery sparks Vanal in the ass. [21:02] * Thanos1 he dies you know ;-) [21:02] THIS IS MY HOUSE! Ya'll gonna know who built this house, PrimeTime did, primeTime did. [21:02] * Vanal applies the Lion Tamer on Mojo [21:03] * Mojo-Battery is a battery. [21:05] * Mojo-Battery is now known as Mojo-Biatch [21:05] There we go. That's more appropriate. [21:06] * Jynaru thwacks Mojo-biatch in the ass. [21:06] Who's your daddy? [21:06] you are... [21:06] So the fire things are like the original FireStarter Balls of doom that she threw out at the end of the movie? [21:06] * Vanal (~ltermac@HSE-QuebecCity-ppp3496865.sympatico.ca) has left #pvpexaltedooc [21:06] didn't see that movie [21:09] DOH.... one of Drew Barrymores earlier films after ET [21:09] I don't think I've ever seen a movie with Drew Barrymore in it, but I've seen ET, so I must have. [21:17] * Tei (manxcat@wv-mltn-ubr-c-024-159-089-167.charterwv.net) has joined #pvpexaltedooc [21:18] You have never seen Ever After? [21:18] nope [21:18] Poison Ivy? [21:18] nope [21:19] how bad is tei hurt still? [21:19] Bad Batman. [21:19] you only have 3 health levels left [21:19] Batman Forever [21:19] just checking [21:19] Bad Batman. Once they added nipples to the Batman and Robin suits, it was all wrong. [21:20] heheh NK made that movie ;-) [21:21] Hell, once they decided Jim freaking Carrey was a Batman-caliber actor, they were Bad Batmans. [21:21] He did a good job in his Role however...... [21:22] Yeah, but it set a bad precedent. Riddler was never all that good of a villain anyway. [21:24] Neither was Carry's Riddler..... kind of pathetic, but effective as a support badguy [21:25] Yeah. [21:25] * Jynaru swears by the Joker, and Catwoman if only for the suit. [21:26] * Mojo-Biatch is now known as Jydan||AA [21:27] Batman's the original dark anti-hero type. Throwing in all that comedy and trying to keep that isn't going to work. If you're gonna go campy, go full out TV batman campy. [21:27] I'd say costumes are. Shamans and such. [21:27] * Jydan||AA shudders.... TV Batman... [21:28] TV Batman was funny. [21:28] Besides, how can you pass up a youthful Earth Kitt? [21:30] Eartha, even. [21:30] * Jydan||AA is now known as Jydan|MysteryGirl [21:31] Sorry so there's 3 tribes total on the shores then? [21:32] that you see, where you landed [21:32] there are more tribes all over the coast [21:32] ah [21:32] you saw them when you came in to shore, but you can no longer [21:32] * Vanal (~ltermac@HSE-QuebecCity-ppp3496865.sympatico.ca) has joined #pvpexaltedooc [21:33] * Jynaru apologizes for the "seatongue". I didn't learn much beyond what to look for stealing documents. [21:40] amazing how much 1 little animal can cough up, huh? [21:40] Are we assuming Realm works like English, or what? [21:41] * Jynaru notices that's a bit like Coward, but if Realm for Coward isn't Coward, it doesn't make sense to comment so. [21:41] Dang Tala ;-) [21:42] Of course! Her watery nature attunes her to the shift in language patterns over time, especially considering it's wierd seatongue! [21:42] heheh [21:42] * Jynaru just wants to make sure you can get them to teach me how to surf. [21:43] goddman cats hacking up goddamned hairballs on my pillow and rug... [21:44] You know, if they think we're gods, I don't think they're going to want us to leave. [21:45] Ok, dammit, I'm INSULTED. [21:45] huh ? [21:45] You take that back RIGHT FREAKING NOW! [21:45] insulted? =) [21:45] * Jynaru didn't say ANYTHING! HE CONFUSED ME FOR TABS!!! [21:46] lol [21:46] um, HUH ?! [21:46] err [21:46] oops [21:46] LMAO!!! [21:46] I'm tall, muscular and pretty, he's short, out of shape, and all pansy-like! [21:47] you're Edge, he's rikishi ? [21:47] Exactly. [21:47] Is not short..... nor out of shape (wirery)..... and far from a panzi ;-) [21:48] Fine. I'm Edge, you're Spike Dudley. [21:48] ROFLOL [21:48] menawhile, I am a fusion of Chris benoit and Steve austin... [21:48] but far, FAR more attractive [21:49] * Jynaru laughs. [21:49] Considering you're not missing teeth, nor bald, I'd have to imagine so. [21:50] * Jynaru 's going to assume that doing the moonwalk won't impress. [21:50] I dunno =) [21:50] * Jydan|MysteryGirl is now known as Jydan [21:50] * Jynaru 'll just best their moves, than. [21:53] "Did it taste like lemon?"????? [21:53] What the hell kind of translation is that? [21:53] and as maris is led away, he's knocked unconcious and sent to appease the volcano God [21:54] Let em try [21:54] Oh yeah... Fear the sex roll. [21:54] * Jynaru needs about half a dozen women to get full use out of his sex sux. [21:55] * Jynaru has the feeling the original settlers or Dynastic exiles were Cynis. [21:57] Naw. Just depraved anathema [21:57] * HikariJustLogging is now known as Cicada [21:57] Welcome back, Hik. [21:57] hey hik [21:57] What ?! I come back just to be told I have been seduced?!!] [21:58] Tell me Hikari, what does, when they're talking about kisses say "Does it taste like lemons?" [21:58] Ye didnae roll quite yet, Hik. [21:58] * Cicada breathes a sigh of relief. [21:59] Anyhow, Tabius is pulling you and Tei away from the thing [21:59] so you're kinda distracted [21:59] [but still it's kinda sexy...] [21:59] But let me FACE the peril, Tabius! [21:59] * Tala 's Temperance is 3, wouldn't I need to fail a temperance roll to indulge? [21:59] Oh god that reminds of Lancelot and Gallant. [21:59] * Maris chuckles [22:00] That was the point, you know. [22:00] Spend Willpower, Tala. Willpower! Heed the lessons of Sir Tabius. :) [22:00] * Jydan (Jydan@dia-236.vaix.net) Quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by SleepingJydan))) [22:00] * Jynaru supposes the island isn't called Anthrax, though. [22:00] * Jydan [Jydan@dia-205.vaix.net] is on IRC [22:01] * Jynaru really needs a fade to orgy button on his remote. Where'd you get that one? [22:01] * Jydan (Jydan@dia-205.vaix.net) has joined #pvpexaltedooc [22:01] So, Cicada is witness to an orgy while in close promixity to BOTH Tabius AND Tei? [22:01] that would be a yes [22:01] ... [22:01] and jynaru... [22:01] .... [22:01] bwomp-chika-wow [22:01] it's a secret! [22:01] Hey I was keeping an eye on Irin. [22:01] Sorry, I got disconnected. My question still stands. [22:02] last ditch point of willpower? [22:02] and I did flare my anima before? [22:02] you can spend a point of WP to ignore your virtue' [22:02] no [22:02] and the Wild Vanal is desperately trying to defend his amte from the deprdations of the specieis Islandus Nativus Arousedicus [22:02] * Tala failed temperance roll [22:02] but you ARE seduced. [22:03] How much time has passed? Is Tei still wounded? [22:03] exactly, if you spend a WP you can ignore what you rolled on the temperence [22:03] Last ditch point of wp to resist [22:03] no time [22:03] since last game, maybe an hour [22:03] Tei hasn't healed, he's still at -2 [22:03] Oh-oh, Tala... You beat out Tei for first monk to be de-frocked! [22:03] * Vanal golf claps [22:03] ? [22:04] Wouldn't they have backed off somewhat from me when I flared my anima [22:04] a bit [22:04] DAMN! And I was so close to be the first 'de-frocker'! [22:04] but that would also manage to rip off their grass skirts [22:04] Can I spend a point of WP? [22:04] So that I can resist? [22:04] yea [22:05] I've just got to know... Do sexy native people know how to undo-armor? Or am I going to have to dis-entangle myself? [22:05] but you are still seduced =) [22:05] just don't have sex [22:05] * Jydan (Jydan@dia-205.vaix.net) Quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by SleepingJydan))) [22:05] * Jydan [Jydan@dia-194.vaix.net] is on IRC [22:05] * Jydan (Jydan@dia-194.vaix.net) has joined #pvpexaltedooc [22:05] wonderful, so me and Maris are the only two who AREN'T thinkign with their dum-dum sticks ? [22:05] one of you two have to have better survival than my 0 [22:05] * Tala does [22:06] Question. [22:06] what [22:06] It's called being diplomatic. When in Rome, do the Romans. [22:07] Why does the translation of when they are talking about the "taste" of a kiss, the translation is "Does it taste like lemon?" [22:07] .... [22:07] diplmatic my Canadian ass [22:07] survival 1 here [22:07] Ok, fine, he's horny, alright? He only got halfway done last night. [22:07] 2 here [22:08] * Jynaru 's otherwise occupied. Ask me after I exhaust half the tribe. [22:08] Hey, I'm watching Love Hina again, and that's the translation it gives. [22:09] * Jynaru ponders... [22:09] Was that dex+ath directed towards me and Maris? [22:09] tabius whatcha rolling for? [22:09] yes [22:09] mmm...taped episode of Justice League [22:10] you, maris, vanal [22:10] Maris resisted their charms [22:10] * Jynaru crosses his fingers against a botch. [22:10] Maris didn't feel like resisting the orgy though. [22:10] Maris resisted by the dice, gave in by the RP [22:10] ......jeebus dude [22:10] Ledaaaal HEAT! Ledaaal HEAT! [22:10] * Jydan sighs. "Why do they always ignore me?" [22:10] * Jynaru will assume you have your corridor of escape, now. [22:10] Thought it was FOR the invis guys ;-) [22:10] You can thank me later ^_^ [22:11] nah, you invis guys got to see the advancing people! whatcha invis folks doin? [22:11] playing voyeur, I betcha [22:11] Jynaru... you ..... [22:11] I guess so [22:11] too bad nobody has that charm, you know, that painting one? [22:11] Yes? You have a question? [22:12] but that's a solar charm, unfortunately. [22:12] Oh, observing things that are not Orgy like. [22:12] Not for you, for Hikari. [22:12] the one that captures a scene in a piaitning that you can re-live ? [22:12] *painting [22:12] * Jynaru will warn you that if these other natives attack, I AM going to murder all of them. [22:13] i was thinking about the one that let you draw a perfectness [22:13] * Jynaru will assume he can disengage from 3 or 4 to shoot his bow. [22:13] in about five seconds [22:13] ahhhhhh [22:13] betcha could make a movie, get 30 of 'em drawing at once... anyhow [22:14] ...... [22:14] dirty man [22:14] hey yea [22:14] Ooooooh.... [22:15] Ledaal Jynaru, world's first porn movie star. [22:15] * Vanal facefaults [22:16] this is, by far, the mkst sex-laden RPG I've ever been in [22:16] * Tala can't get over what a gimp Justice League Superman is [22:16] *most [22:16] They're all gimps in justice league [22:16] even batman's a gimp [22:17] Wait.... They're not dancers any-more? [22:17] well there are a few dancers [22:17] Ni [22:17] Am I fucking Anathema again? [22:17] no [22:17] but for the most part they're now classifed under "people invovled in an orgy" [22:17] * Retrieving #pvpexaltedooc info... [22:17] Ah. [22:17] Justice League Batman is no weaker or stronger than normal. He's still cool [22:18] * Jynaru was worried that by well not dancers anymore this was another ambush that I would not enjoy. [22:18] * Jydan (Jydan@dia-194.vaix.net) Quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by SleepingJydan))) [22:18] * Jydan [Jydan@dia-194.vaix.net] has left IRC [22:18] Green Lantern has a respectible amount of power [22:18] Bah. None of them light a candle to Miller. [22:18] But Superman gets beat down all the time [22:18] * Jynaru still says they gimped Greenie. [22:18] Wonder Woman kicks his ass [22:18] Ennis and Dillon working on The Punisher, that's all I gotta say [22:19] Where's Hal Jordan, dammit? [22:19] No hal jordan [22:19] they needed a black guy [22:19] And where did they get Hawk-girl? [22:19] Needed another woman [22:19] * Maris nods [22:19] If they need a black superhero, get Luke Cage. [22:19] Flash is ok [22:19] * Maris chuckles [22:19] Flash's attitude is funny [22:20] he's a high school kid [22:20] But Superman.... [22:20] but he's always been a highschool kid. They should have used impulse though [22:20] Superman is just so gimped [22:20] ah. Wonderwoman and Superman are equal power I think [22:20] Stuff that shouldn't even budge him an inch sends him flying and stuns him [22:21] Wonder Woman can freaking fly [22:21] I said it before and I will say it again [22:21] Invisible jet! [22:21] * Jydan [Jydan@dia-166.vaix.net] has left IRC [22:21] They're nicely shaped, and I can see them granting bouyancy in the water, but I don't think they give her THAT much lift [22:21] no [22:21] She flies superman style [22:22] she can fly anyways. [22:22] no jet [22:22] * Tala doesn't remember WW ever flying [22:22] except for the jet [22:22] Eh [22:23] A jet is stupid. [22:23] so's the lasso [22:23] It's the boots. [22:23] I will say again, there is only one superpower they can really justify adding to Wonder Woman [22:24] "Stunning Wonder Knockers Flash!" [22:24] Bah. [22:25] I can see that can't I? [22:26] Aww, crap. The resident tribes are fighting for possession of the new 'Gods'. [22:28] There's enough Jynaru to go around! [22:28] hey even you can only take ten at once [22:28] time to show 'em that much fun cna you make blind... [22:28] * Cicada kicks Jynaru over the shin. "Save it for the peace talks after the war" [22:30] Does anyone have an objection to genocide at this point? [22:30] yeah [22:31] too damn bad. [22:31] They'll be useful for my army [22:31] How far is the enemy? [22:31] were my efforts successful ? [22:31] Wonder Woman's mother rewards all the Justice League men for saving Themeskra and then exiles Wonder Woman for bringing them there. [22:32] I think the ST needs as minute to collect himself? [22:35] hmmm... taped Samurai Jack [22:36] Well tell me when I can get in there. [22:39] ...you know, considering what just happened, I could twist what GH said soooo much [22:39] * Storyteller snickers [22:42] You can read a lot into anything said. [22:46] Well, that will teach Tala a lesson about using artillery in a melee. :) [22:47] OUCH..... Extra's vs 14 health levels is not good. [22:47] Fine. Less males to interfere with my creation of the Dynasty mark II. [22:47] * Cicada chuckles. [22:47] Artillery is a good thing ;-) if used correctly. Damn fine job Tala ;-) [22:48] And besides, I'm fighting Scottish style. Or Clerks Berserker style. [22:49] You did take out 30 guys in one hit though [22:49] that's frigging impressive [22:49] I certainly like it....... can't wait to get my own mass distruction artilary DoOB [22:49] 35 25 actually if it's 25 on one side and 5 on the other [22:49] Yep, even Jynaru at his best could only take 10. Area effects are good. [22:50] That tears it I think I need to learn water martial arts [22:50] Oh, the elemental explode charm is real nice against extras as well ;-) [22:51] Maybe I should just get that [22:51] I already have the bolt one [22:51] still have 2 more of these coming [22:52] yeah it's only one dice damage to them all. Annoying but true. [22:53] fooey, I thought it was way more powerful, like doing automatic unsoakable health levels [22:54] Extra's in hide pants get 4 soak? [22:54] bashing [22:54] Nice stamina they got ;-) [22:54] no wonder they like sex so much. [22:54] We have found the Island of Sextual energizer bunnies. [22:54] lol [22:55] * Jynaru has found his homeland! [22:55] ..... [22:55] * Cicada wonders if building a raft is an option. [22:56] * Jynaru laughs. [22:57] Nah, tabs keep you invis 24/7 so none of the bunnies can see your radiant beauty. [22:57] Perhaps Tei will acquire some of the island's natural ambiance as he heals. [22:58] Hmmmm.... [22:58] hrmmmm [22:59] * Cicada 's player can already imagine the situation. "Sir Tabius, please render Tei and I invisible and soundless. Thank you.... ehh .... AND look the other way please..." [23:00] Hey, Tei, I'll teach you my Sidereal version of the Marital Arts if you ask real nice. [23:00] Erm..... no [23:00] can't make you silent, yet. [23:02] So, are these podunk hicks the least bit intimidated by the god who just pounded 30 people? [23:02] and if Tei and Cic EVER do that, I will definitaly want you SILENT ;-) [23:03] * Cicada IS going to need that raft then... Oh well, Romeo and Juliet is a good story... [23:03] We came in a boat [23:03] Not enough room to roll around, Maris. [23:04] * Cicada is relieved, maybe the natives will accept Tala as their goddess. (their goddess of war, at least) [23:05] Bastala! [23:05] And Thotabius! [23:05] And.... [23:05] * Cicada as goddess would be C-3PO herding Ewoks... [23:05] * Jynaru 's out of egyptian things to steal... [23:05] Vishnaru! [23:05] great tei gets to be the god of hiding in bushes [23:05] what of Van ? [23:06] God of stealth and wisdom, Tei. Stealth and wisdom. [23:06] West Side... [23:06] why do I feel a sudden urge to don a leather jacket, get some friends togehter...and do a musical ? [23:07] Hrmmm.... What was that Michael Jackson video? [23:08] * Tala chows down some more candy corn [23:09] I don't think they actually wore leather in West Side Story [23:09] It's just Vanal showing his kinkier side. [23:09] not that I recall [23:10] Maris:so I may be fusing it with Grease or something [23:10] I'm not into musical theatre [23:10] You're probably fusing it with Grease. [23:10] Could be worse. You could be mixing up your Travolta movies. Saturday Night West Side Story? [23:11] Whooo! More people to kill! Hedge magic! [23:12] Hedge Magic....... man, please wait for another 3 cycles of the wheel and then some 7k years ;-) [23:12] Or maybe the is some ritualised 'counting coup' to see who gets the Gods? And we just ripped the heads of half a dozen of them... [23:12] * Jynaru shrugs. [23:12] That would be almost funny Hikari ;-) [23:12] Painfully so. [23:13] So we're gods to be feared. [23:13] * Cicada has Compassion 4, Conviction 1, remember? [23:13] Loved and Adored ;-) [23:14] Aww.... dammit Maris, you're scaring them all away! [23:14] so, um...am I able to fight, or am I sitll closing ? [23:15] * Tala just incapacitated 25 guys and am standing in the middle of them w/ my anima at stage 4 (1L per 10 turns) [23:15] Not only am I taken out of my orgy, I don't even get to murder the ones who caused said interruptions? [23:15] I hope that gives me a bonus to my intimidation roll [23:15] ARGH!!! [23:15] yeah, loved and adored.....or else [23:15] * Jynaru needs someone to kill, dammit! [23:16] WHat about this third group. Can I see them? [23:16] Yeah, and it will be Tala who will be adored as a great God, and so get all the womaen. Aren't you happy, Jynaru, you don't get to make any messy pregnancies? [23:16] there is not third group [23:16] you can kill the people maris just disarmed if you want [23:16] Shaman-type people? [23:16] I pretty much evend out the field for the 2 groups though [23:18] the costumed [23:19] just TRy to assert your 'authority' tabs...I dare ya [23:20] Another villiage... and they too bring us 'offerings'.... [23:20] * Cicada is going to spend a lot of time on this island being very red-faced... [23:21] * L_Jynaru (Fiat@dialup-209.246.178.147.Dial1.Atlanta1.Level3.net) has joined #pvpexaltedooc [23:22] * Jynaru (Fiat@dialup-65.58.23.194.Dial1.Atlanta1.Level3.net) Quit (Ping timeout) [23:23] Thanos is reading a comic book while everybody jumps through hoops. [23:24] *snicker* [23:26] NOW who's open for mis-interpretation? [23:26] right abotu now, I'm so tempted to quote Pulp Fiction: [23:26] "ENLGISH motherfucker ! DO YOU SPEAK IT ?!" [23:26] *english [23:27] Transformers: War Within #1..... DAMN this is good. [23:27] nobody speaks english =) [23:27] "DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?" [23:27] "No sir, I do not." [23:34] io non parla l'iglese [23:35] Hmm....we meet these new strange people and they try to have sex w/ us......at least they weren't the Coalition [23:35] Ja'nes sa Pa. [23:35] * Tala shudders [23:35] oops should have a S at the end there. [23:35] Je ne sais pas [23:35] Greaaat. [23:36] All we need is the Right to Censor. [23:36] Je ne parle pas englais [23:36] maris linguistics isn't favored, it's going to take a while [23:36] Yeah I know [23:36] It sucks but I have to do it. [23:36] you can roll wits + linguistitics to communicate basic concepts [23:37] everyone can [23:37] but you're at -1 if you're not working towards buying the language [23:37] I got to learn their language to rule them. [23:38] -1 dice [23:39] Is there any bonus to learning it as I'm totally Immersed? [23:39] * Cicada will work towards learning every new language we encounter. :) [23:39] * Cicada the Interpreter. :) [23:39] hey i'm a ST not a linguistics major [23:39] * L_Jynaru sighs. [23:39] just assume you get a mentor [23:39] Doesn't someone else have linguistics favored? Tala? [23:40] I don't think so. [23:40] * Maris sighs at it taking two weeks to learn a language that will most likely be useless as soon as we leave the island [23:40] * Cicada looks sad... "Jynaru don't like to have Cicada as his interpreter...? (sob" [23:40] and experiance too. [23:41] * Jydan (Jydan@dia-213.vaix.net) has joined #pvpexaltedooc [23:41] Not when I don't have a second opinion. [23:41] Oh crap! Is Tei going to be worshipped as the Chosen Husband of the Goddess of Beauty? :) [23:42] * L_Jynaru 's not sure he wants to try to be all diplomatic when he has to rely on someone who doesn't like him for what the others are saying. [23:42] I think I may have figured out what's wrong. [23:43] * Cicada is lost in the world. She no longer has her lord to show her what is right and wrong. You will never find an interpreter as neutral as the Cicada of now. [23:43] * L_Jynaru ponders. [23:43] Well, you'll have the right vocabulary from all the native compliments you'll be getting. [23:43] I think when I have Windows Messenger on it does something funny to the OS. [23:44] Err. [23:44] Not Windows Messenger. [23:44] Windows Media Player. [23:49] Anybody collect Hero Clixs? [23:49] Anybody know why? [23:49] a few [23:50] not for a while though [23:50] Oh oh...... whatcha got ;-) cause I went and got some crack (ie Clixs) today :-) [23:50] not much [23:50] my younger brother has them all since I moved to teh dorm. [23:51] well I must say that the Unique Wolverine is TOTALY BADASS! [23:51] Totaly black suit, has claws out on one hand and carrying a Katana in the other. [23:52] outstretchted to the side. [23:52] coo [23:52] Magneto is another badass looking figure :-) [23:52] My name sake is of course the most totaly kickass of them all ;-) [23:54] Mr ST, whats the link to the island picture again? [23:54] hammerand.virtualave.net/ex [23:56] Thank you [23:56] I thijnk I see it [23:57] it's kinda like a triangle [23:57] or a < [23:57] at a 45 degree angle [23:59] on the righ side of the map? [23:59] right even [23:59] it's inside the end [23:59] the bend [23:59] your hand is the island your fist is the sea [23:59] god this is almsot harder than learning the language [00:06] lessee.. [00:06] Storyteller : 14d10 was it?, 3, 7, 8, 6, 3, 8, 2, 3, 7, 8, 8, 9, 5, 4 , Total: 81 [00:06] !roll 14d10 was it? [00:06] * Cicada keeps listening to the language, yeah right, she will be perfectly fluent by dawn. :) [00:06] Gotta love the Linguistics favored thing. [00:06] * Storyteller ponders [00:11] work? [00:12] I mean, advance you three's storyline [00:12] you can either RP or downtime [00:13] ah...... looks like learning the language is all important ;-) [00:13] * Cicada waves to Tabius as he goes to school in the morning. [00:14] * Cicada then puts on her nurse uniform and stalks Tei. :) [00:14] I think you mean the 20 hour day in Exalted GH? [00:14] whatever day :) [00:14] also, it says day, doesn't that mean 10 hours in Exalted? not including the night. [00:14] Presedence in the BoTC for learning spells and such. [00:14] * Storyteller 's coutnint the time you sleep [00:14] Nurse Uniform? Shorter than uniform skirt? [00:14] erm making spells. [00:15] you work for the rest of the day on it and it's fair [00:15] Ok..... I will spend 10 hours working on the language and getting to know the tribes people in the mean time. [00:15] Ok..... good deal. [00:15] Hush Jydan. Cicada would never have such base intentions. [00:15] when you're done, you're going to be so exalted you go to sleep [00:15] :) [00:15] heheheh yeah.... ;-) [00:15] Maybe if it wasn't Tai.......... [00:16] *Tei. [00:18] * L_Jynaru thinks GH is just trying to beat Hik to seducing Tei. [00:19] * Cicada threatens to beat up GH with a beeeg stick. [00:19] lol [00:21] Ah.... poor Cicada. [00:21] Should have spent WP ^_^ [00:21] so tell me, what could the "leave us" gesture be misinterperted as? [00:21] she was trying to say it [00:22] she could have accidentally said something else [00:22] I'll leave it up to you guys to decide what she actually said [00:22] ooo! Saintsinner looks like it's restarting [00:22] because I don't want to wake up and die alone [00:22] get more people for sex? [00:23] I like Cicada's one [00:23] never mind, I have the perfect idea [00:23] mkay [00:23] Cic's is good enough. [00:25] Saintsinner, from the few minutes I have seen, is looking like Worlok [00:25] * Storyteller pokes tei [00:29] Maris?!? You went for the boat with THREE DICE? [00:29] You have even one dice of sail? [00:29] * L_Jynaru 's got a ton of frigging survival dice. [00:30] * L_Jynaru just gets to kill the tentacle monster early, I suppose. [00:38] Tala? [00:41] here [00:44] Please tell me they are about to piss off a Celestial Lion..... PLEASE! [00:44] oh come on [00:44] you obviously haven't been watching the movie trailers. [00:45] It's a bear. [00:45] IT's a freaking sex-powered warstrider bear. [00:45] .... [00:45] Tala you watching #pvpexalted ? [00:46] * L_Jynaru suspects the natives are doing their congratulatory dance for th honeymoon. [00:46] yes [00:46] Oh gods! [00:46] Cicada and Tei are getting ther honeymoon log cabin! [00:47] NATIVES ARE GOING TO DIE FOR THIS!! [00:47] hehehe....... to bad I am not reading that one ;-) [00:47] Awww..... [00:47] You don't appreciate the gesture? [00:48] Ever Seen Robin Hood: Men in Tights? Yeah I get it. [00:48] It is bloody embarressing! [00:49] We are not a couple! Just friends! Anyone with eyes can see that! ;) [00:50] but what about people who see gods? [00:50] Well, you'll have a house to be friends in, then. [00:51] * L_Jynaru wonders how they'll decorate the temple of love... [00:52] I'm thinking lots of purple. [00:53] black with streaks of white and red [00:54] * L_Jynaru can see the streaks of white, yeah. [00:54] Uh... Some of the natives undoubtably don't have eyes. [00:54] But black? [00:55] * Maris (~bjorndaba@adsl-63-202-88-81.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer) [00:55] Ritual mutilation and all. [00:55] I like golden stuff [00:55] of course black :-) very sensual..... [00:55] Bah. I was not aware we were on the island of the Goth. [00:55] well at least I certainly like woman in black dresses and black satin sheets ect [00:55] can you tell? [00:56] And isn't it better when you combine the two, Thanatos? [00:56] * Maris (~bjorndaba@adsl-63-202-88-81.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net) has joined #pvpexaltedooc [00:56] Pardon, Thanos. [00:58] Hehehe, yes....or at least I think so :-) [00:58] well OK, the girl needs to come out of the dress sooner or later ;-) [00:58] THERE ya go. [00:58] But of course. [00:58] * L_Jynaru was worrried. [00:59] the red and white is what happens during due to the huge amounts of psyc energy flowing in and out of the room staining the walls [00:59] Black is like litmus ;-) [01:00] ok, enough of my rant.... [01:00] * Storyteller likes black, prefers a nice, deep velvety green with a nature theme [01:00] Black, white, chrome, and green. [01:01] * L_Jynaru can't help that the carpet is brown. [01:01] remember if you have 7+ dice you can just declare 1 autosux [01:01] * Storyteller doesn't always remember if you have 7+ dice [01:01] Yeah, but it's so much cooler to get 6 sux or botch. [01:01] * L_Jynaru always rolls dice. Practice from In Nomine. [01:02] Oh, favorite colors? Black, Forest metalic green, Gold. [01:02] * L_Jynaru remembers the time he got a Divine Intervention driving a car playing a demon. [01:04] Got to love the d666. [01:04] Wer, I need your friend's character soon. ^_^ [01:04] so we just patch up the hole and be on our way. Easy as pie [01:04] And I seem to have misplaced his e-mail..... [01:04] I think... [01:04] Hmmmmmmmm...... [01:05] * L_Jynaru 's sure there's got to be 60 feet worth of Orichalcum on this island somewhere... [01:05] hahaha, it's a good thing I'm not aberrant [01:05] that or I don't have an evil friend sitting over my shoulder yelling camel spiders [01:06] * L_Jynaru chuckles. [01:06] true [01:06] It's nice to have less-easily exploitable fears ^_^ [01:06] lost my goddamn bow that day [01:06] after you SHOT ME with it [01:06] well come on, it was an accident! [01:06] Did he have a camel spider on him? [01:06] not yet [01:06] nope [01:07] Awww... [01:07] * L_Jynaru likes the not yet. [01:09] You shoot him, THEN camel spiders. Bad day for Ghada. [01:10] he got bit, he just had a big soak [01:10] speaking of that, IS tsj going to pick up his game again? [01:10] He posts to EC but not his Yahoogroup [01:10] if he ever gets a big computer [01:11] he doesn't seem to give a crap [01:13] guys, I'm barely staying awake on my end [01:14] folks are giving me the snop [01:14] I'm going to have to change computers [01:14] I'm probably gonna hit the sack in a couple... [01:14] * L_Jynaru sighs. [01:14] Talk about timing issues. [01:14] AAAAAAARRRGGHHH!!!! [01:14] * Cicada throws huge rocks after GH. :) [01:15] Soooo GH, what's your favorite Angry Storyteller power? [01:15] it's 2 am [01:15] 1 AM. [01:15] Make People Botch Rolls [01:15] My personal one is "Eat their souls in their sleep" [01:15] with the power of my mind [01:15] not even having to cheat =) [01:15] * L_Jynaru 's waiting for you to swap computer so we can get on with this! [01:16] for our bodies, it's 2 am [01:16] and I slept like shit elast night... [01:16] True. [01:16] * L_Jynaru supposes that we'll fight the zombies inside the ship next time. [01:16] so I'm gonna get soem sleep...sorry about bailing so early... [01:17] 'night all [01:17] 'night, man. [01:17] * Vanal (~ltermac@HSE-QuebecCity-ppp3496865.sympatico.ca) Quit (Quit: Oh workers can you stand it? Oh tell me how you can, will you be a lousy scab, or will you be a *man* ?!"-Dropkick Murphys, "Which Side Are You On ?) [01:17] * Vanal [~ltermac@HSE-QuebecCity-ppp3496865.sympatico.ca] has left IRC [01:17] going to disc [01:17] remember folks you have to declare your WP spend before you roll! [01:17] So hurry back, please! [01:18] the only time you don't have to is to override a virtue! [01:18] :) [01:18] brb [01:18] if you say something send it to me when i'm back [01:18] * Disconnected Session Close: Sun Oct 27 01:18:30 2002 Session Start: Sun Oct 27 01:13:41 2002 Session Ident: #pvpexaltedooc [01:13] * Now talking in #pvpexaltedooc [01:13] * GoldenH is now known as Storyteller [01:14] okay folks [01:14] You may now resume defrocking Tei. [01:14] * Cicada 's player chuckles. [01:21] * Tala has stuff to do today [01:21] * Tala needs sleep [01:21] going to be fairly busy [01:21] lots of travel [01:21] allright [01:22] gnight all [01:22] 'night. [01:22] cya [01:22] * Tala has quit IRC (Quit: ) [01:23] * L_Jynaru thought his day was bad... Tei, here's the crown. You deserve it. [01:25] I'm going to bed. Goodnight... Too bad Mystery Girl didn't get back on... [01:25] Oh well. [01:26] There's always tommorrow! ^_^ [01:26] Later, Jy. [01:26] And the website will be delayed due to lack of characters. [01:26] (And my own forgetfulness.) [01:27] Primarily the latter. [01:27] * Jydan has quit IRC (Quit: Where have all the pretty anime girls gone?) [01:31] And just exactly WHY did my CD player change to the very sentimantal ending theme from Record of the Lodoss War right now ?!! [01:31] Fate. [01:31] Bastard CD player! Bastrd! [01:32] lol [01:32] I really need to go [01:32] allright [01:32] great gaming [01:32] Indeed. [01:32] 5 stars. [01:32] * L_Jynaru applauds. [01:32] Good timing. Thanks for the game, Manx. [01:33] "Did you enjoy it as much as I did?" ;) [01:33] most of that was'nt roleplaying. Tei is just as inexperianced as I am [01:33] It came over good anyway. [01:33] That's ok, man. [01:34] * L_Jynaru 'll send you the instruction manual. [01:34] any way see you next week when the purpoise of the mystery structure will be revealed [01:34] Can I have the manual too? [01:34] Please..? [01:34] * Tei has quit IRC (Quit: ) [01:34] I don't think you can handle the manual [01:35] If you had the manual, you'd understand men. [01:35] Handle it, yes. Understand it, no. [01:35] This, clearly, cannot happen. [01:36] although I'm sure you'd appreciate the pictures. [01:36] Awww... But how can I entertain you with torture if I cannot understand you? [01:36] I'd assume like you've been doing, Hik. [01:37] * Cicada chuckles. [01:37] * Cicada then whistles innocentlt, remembering that that is the proper thing to do under these circumstances. [01:38] As if propriety matters to you... [01:38] I fear men have befuddled our ladies mind [01:38] Of course the poor girl is befuddled. She just messed up her best chance of good tender sex ever! [01:39] you know I should make her roll temperence [01:39] Talk to you guys next week. [01:39] cya Thanos [01:39] * Cicada would have spend willpower and rerolled for every touch and advance. [01:39] * Thanos1 has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) [01:39] Bye, Thanos. [01:40] I was just waiting for you to allocate stunt dice. [01:40] Maybe I can save the stunt dice for some time when it actually works out. [01:41] * Maris sighs and thinks [01:41] Now, before I slip out of DB-mode... How in the hell was I handling 10 people at once? [01:41] * L_Jynaru 's been trying to figure that out for hours now. [01:41] I mean, all the Tei - Cicada - Tabius interaction is basically one BEEEEEEG stunt for sex dice, ever since the very first game session. ;) [01:41] You're the DB, you tell me! [01:42] * Storyteller doesn't have time to think about lewd sequal positions [01:42] I can see... four, eight, ten, 11... [01:42] wait, 9 [01:42] "sequal positions"? Good word since the likely have to form a que and waut their turn. [01:42] so where's number 10? [01:42] hmmm [01:42] oh, right, the men [01:42] =) [01:42] * L_Jynaru really is Vishnaru. I apparently manifest another pair of arms out of essence. [01:43] add one man, you get 10 [01:43] Hmmmmmm..... [01:44] Are we counting elbows or knees or something at this point? [01:44] no [01:44] * L_Jynaru can see up to seven including the guy... Maybe I'm just tired or something. [01:44] If I did I could add dozens of men [01:44] alternatively we can just assume you were like a chaingun [01:45] get 'em all lined up and then see how fast you can go [01:45] I'll talk to yall later [01:45] * Maris has quit IRC (Quit: ) [01:45] Later, M. [01:45] * L_Jynaru ponders. [01:45] Makes more physical sense, at least. [01:45] So tonights game is over? [01:45] * Storyteller wonders what this log should go under. PG? R? black dog? [01:45] * L_Jynaru would imagine so. [01:46] It's me, you, and the ST, and we're in different places. [01:46] * Cicada looks at the clock. When did it get this late. [01:46] R. [01:46] ? [01:46] well unless Cicada wants to be magicaly teleported to the ship and have wild sex with cicada? [01:46] .... [01:46] There isn't explicit sex, it's just referred to. [01:46] What..? [01:46] Two cicadas? COOL! [01:46] just imagine tei's face [01:46] * Cicada and Cicada slaps Jynaru. [01:47] Hrmmmm... slightly less cool. [01:47] "WOW! Not there are FOUR of you!" [01:47] * L_Jynaru 'll have to bust out the stealth charms and watch, then. [01:47] * L_Jynaru laughs!!! [01:47] * Cicada and Cicada slaps Tei silly. [01:47] Poor tei, who's the fifth elemental dragon? [01:48] Sexy Jylis, the Wood one. [01:48] * L_Jynaru thinks he should study the immaculate texts more. [01:48] you should. Especially the Book of Jasmine [01:48] As in the scent or the name? [01:49] just a chapter [01:49] give it a shot [01:49] I'll be sure to. [01:49] * L_Jynaru has to think of some way to get back in his patron's favor. [01:50] apparently my computer dislikes me... [01:50] ah well, it's an old boy [01:51] anything I need to take out of the private logs? [01:51] And what do you mean Tei got it worse than Jynaru tonight, Fiat? At least his partner was a named character with a will of her own. [01:51] or previous longs, for that matter? [01:51] I haven't been editing them lately [01:51] god knows what's in there [01:51] [A little too much will of her own, maybe... ;)] [01:52] That's just it. Tei just got teased. [01:52] actually.... [01:52] * L_Jynaru at least got SOME before he got pulled off to watch Maris shove idiot natives. [01:52] Tei teased. [01:52] * L_Jynaru shrugs. [01:52] I'm taking it that you're implying that Cicada really is a physical virgin? [01:53] Who, moi? [01:53] * Storyteller poitns at hikari [01:53] As far as I know. Her lord clearly considers her repulsive and not up to his standards... [01:53] yea, blah blah blah bronze blah blah blah [01:53] * Cicada is now known as Hikari [01:54] Awww... stole my line! [01:54] I go to coffehouses too you know [01:54] * Storyteller is now known as GoldenH [01:54] -> *nickserv* identify 46019610 [01:54] * L_Jynaru is now known as Fiat [01:54] of course I stole your line. It was a good once. [01:54] * GoldenH 's typing is really starting to suffer. He's actually completely words instead of leaving them unfinished! [01:55] awgh quit with the unconscious typoing [01:55] * Fiat 's just glad that he can sufficiently humiliate Tabius without worrying about death by ninja. [01:55] How many sux would I need on intimidation to get him to piss himself? [01:55] And you really think that Cicada has stopped serving Tabius? :) [01:56] * Fiat figures you're slightly less fanatic. Just a few broken ribs. [01:56] Tabius, eh? [01:56] * GoldenH ponders [01:56] I don't think you could [01:56] * Fiat narrows his eyes. [01:56] What? [01:56] you heard me [01:56] What was that? [01:57] Look, if you can make me piss my pants, I'll call it possible [01:57] but I've never pissed my pants [01:57] ever [01:57] I don't believe it [01:57] There's always a way. [01:57] Maybe if you shot my bladder [01:57] you konw, it would leak out [01:57] * Fiat just needs... 10, 13 sux. [01:58] I'd hate to see what kind of contigency spell a sorcer has ready for when the condition "pissed pants" is met [01:58] Hrmmmm.... [01:58] Sorry Fiat. To get that many successes you will need to have sex with Tabius and use THAT dice pool. :) [01:59] (then again, just declaring that action will likely make Tabius wet his pants) [01:59] of course Tabius doesn't have anywhere near as much temperence as I do [01:59] * Fiat chuckles. [01:59] Indeed. [01:59] * Fiat can see it now. "Hey.. ummm... Cicada? Do you have a skirt I can borrow?" [01:00] BTW... what are body wraps? [01:00] Now THERE'S an idea... [01:00] I've seen them mentioned as what everyone wears in the realm [01:00] who aren't dynasts [01:00] * Fiat needs an illusion he can drop at will that look like cicada.... [01:00] Think toga. [01:00] thinking toga [01:00] That's pretty much it. [01:00] that's it? [01:00] that's pretty wimpy [01:00] not even a wrap [01:01] * Fiat shrugs. [01:01] ah well [01:01] That's pretty much what one is. [01:01] I mean, togas are great [01:01] but they just don't look *cool* [01:01] The Realm is essentially Rome anyway. [01:02] * GoldenH doesn't see a bandit running around in a toga, or a farmer [01:02] Bandits likely don't. [01:02] bandits are like pirates, eh? [01:02] More leather clothing for rudimentary armor. [01:02] * GoldenH nods [01:03] I'd say the togas are for the more well-to-do/city people. [01:03] Togas are by nature a waste of cloth. In the realm wearing a lot of cloth is a symbol of prestige. [01:03] well it says that citizens emulate the patricians who wear body wraps [01:03] So commoners and poor people are likely more into loincloths and tunics. [01:03] Or very little cloth at the dynastic parties. [01:03] * GoldenH picks at his teeth in thought [01:04] so it's more toga, less arabic? [01:04] you know, with the burquas and all that [01:04] Only rich people can afford to buy the amount of cloth needed for togas. [01:04] Not very arabic. [01:05] the pictures just seem to be overly arabic [01:05] I don't know that i'd call what I see a toga, really [01:05] * GoldenH sighs [01:05] cookie? [01:05] Cookie? [01:06] cookie? [01:06] Cookie. Coo Coo kiecoo! [01:06] Want cookie! [01:06] Cookie Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark? [01:07] or would that be Indaiana Cookie [01:07] nobody wants the Lost cookie, it'd be stale [01:07] The lost Bakery? [01:07] a bakery full of stale stuff? no thanks. [01:07] GH, if you can concievably think of a way to get the rolling boulder trap in a ship, you deserve a trophy. [01:07] But full of the Recipies of the Gods. [01:08] hmmm, point [01:08] but if you bring the Recipie Box past the seal... [01:08] But can you read them? [01:08] sure, Lore + Int [01:08] * Fiat can dig that. [01:08] take all of your 7000 years accumulating successes but yea [01:08] Doh! [01:09] you'll celebrate your 7001'st with the best cake ever [01:09] You walk into the dark, round tunnel. Find yourselves inside the damn biggest gunbarrel ever, and here comes the ball. [01:09] what, make them hide in the rifling? they'd never survive [01:09] Give me a place to stand and a strong enough baseball bat. [01:10] adamantium baseball bat? [01:10] Veeeeery beeeeeeg gun, very big rifling, big enough to hide a mammoth mounted warstrider in. [01:10] a... mammoth mounted warstrider [01:10] * Fiat wants adamantium tiger claws now... [01:10] Can I face the ball instead of the warstrider? [01:10] forget it! you can't have adamntium. It does agg damage! [01:10] NOTHING does agg damage. [01:10] Just a little? [01:11] * GoldenH looks at fiat harshly [01:11] You know, one claw? [01:11] * Fiat could give them the agg damage finger. [01:11] no! [01:11] Wand of Batting? Each homerun takes one charge? [01:11] * Fiat sighs. [01:11] I am reminded of my discussion with Choscura. [01:12] The school sports thing? [01:12] * GoldenH is so silly, he puts adamantium in the game. [01:12] awgh [01:12] * Fiat can have the glow in the dark posters, but no blacklight. No electric guitar, no lava lamp, and no motorcycle. [01:12] C'mon man, he's a ninja. He'd sooner DIE then give up his motorcycle. [01:12] what is it in a submarine or something? [01:12] * Fiat still says you could make a lava lamp in Exalted. [01:13] you could have something cooler than a laval lamp [01:13] * Fiat 's more afraid of this "sport" than ever. [01:13] * GoldenH bets Celest is really good at it [01:13] It reminds me of the game from Shadowrun. Motorcycle combat with grenade launchers and combat shotguns and such. [01:14] * GoldenH wouldn't allow an electric guitar though. Electricity hasn't been invented yet. [01:14] Essence. [01:14] Essence Guitar? [01:14] depends [01:14] Use it as a performance artifact. [01:14] maybe if you bought me the Night castebook... [01:14] * GoldenH could come to an arrangement [01:15] What the hell is Jynaru going to do with an electric guitar in the middle of somewhere? Hit zombies with it? [01:15] dude it gives +3 autosux on all rolls involving picking up chicks [01:15] Yaah! [01:15] * Fiat 's gonna stagger out of the forest with a guitar, a leather outfit with chains, and a bright green mohawk. [01:15] Whoa... how much is night caste again? [01:15] I froget [01:15] * Fiat looks for his wallet. [01:15] forget [01:16] * Hikari is going to Chakram the Ogre before it gets close enough to club her with the guitar. [01:16] not really though [01:16] * Fiat can set the amps on his shoulders! Sonic attack! [01:16] I still feel bad for extorting this Nightbane book out of that one guy [01:16] * Fiat 'd have to make up the theme of the realm, though. [01:17] * Fiat shrugs. [01:17] * GoldenH said, if you wanna play a Nightbane in a Rifts game, you gotta get me the book. Character died 3 sessions in. [01:17] I'd scan all of it before I mailed it to you. [01:17] If you bought me the book, I'd do the scanning for you [01:18] * Fiat ponders. [01:18] Will think about it. [01:18] * GoldenH rubs his chin thoughtfully [01:18] you have my home address. and my DNA [01:18] * Fiat supposes Amazon.com or something would be easy enough. [01:19] * GoldenH has another card sitting around but needs an occasion to send it [01:19] does AA work correctly? [01:19] Yep. [01:19] 'tis goodness. [01:19] * Fiat just hasn't had time for ualifying. [01:19] you can hear the sound stuff and all? [01:20] Yep. [01:20] funky [01:20] * Fiat gets to hear his instructor yell at him for shooting the wrong cardboard cutouts. [01:20] dude! [01:20] you can shoot at the wrong cardboard cutouts? [01:20] * GoldenH shot HIM once, but hey... [01:21] Yep. [01:21] what do they pop up on the other range or something? [01:21] * Fiat turned up the gamma enough to make his way through the sewers, and the 4th cardboard cutout with a gun is on your side. [01:21] ohhh [01:21] Fiat has been forced to start all over again on playing AA? [01:21] I have yet to find the door they want me to open though. [01:22] * Fiat thinks the zombies hid it. [01:22] just go up to it and press E [01:22] it's actually just a grate [01:22] Which grate? [01:22] if I remember right... [01:22] Grate, yep. [01:22] There's tons of them down there. [01:22] just go around the room pressing E [01:22] have you looked at your HUD? [01:22] Yeah. [01:22] is there objectives listed on your HUD? [01:22] It is one of those locks that take time to open. [01:22] I remember that [01:23] it was a funky map [01:23] * Fiat has yet to find his way through the sewers to the right door. [01:23] I got it on the first try.... [01:23] I was loking for the door and found the cardboard cutouts, only to shoot the wrong one. [01:23] As far as i remember it is a grate with a very distinct padlock on it. [01:23] yea I don't seem to remember any confusion [01:24] * GoldenH 'll just hold onto this copy of the CD with 3 seperate copies of AA on it then, maybe it'll be useful? [01:24] Maybe it is just Fiat being trigger happy and never getting to the door...? [01:24] Maybe. You could recruit for the army and get a medal. [01:24] meh, i'll join the USAF first [01:24] * Fiat hasn't shot the zombies in the sewers since the first time! [01:24] hm [01:24] you just can't find them? [01:25] * Fiat hasn't found the correct grate. [01:25] * GoldenH 'd walk fiat through tommarow, but he's pretty sure hikari could do it right now [01:25] I'll probably finish it off tomorrow. [01:26] * GoldenH ponders [01:26] do I need to be more descriptive or are your imaginations satisified with having the free reign I allow them? [01:27] Descriptive with what? [01:27] with how i describe things in the game [01:28] like I totally copped out on what the tents looked like [01:28] * Fiat 's been fine thus far. [01:28] what did you think the tents looked like? [01:28] The game goes slowly enough with the shorter descriptions you give now, I'd hate to see it with big descriptions of everything. [01:28] * GoldenH ponders sagely [01:29] * Fiat didn't think about the tents, honestly. [01:29] * Hikari was actually a little confused about whatever it was tents or huts or whatever. But then again, she did kind of get dropped right into things. [01:29] but if I were to go around before game and type up descriptions of the scenes, would rank that as really important or whatever? [01:29] Was the eating thing in a big tent? [01:29] yea [01:30] * Fiat figures it's the triangular style, then. circular wouldn't allow that much lengthwise room. [01:30] That might help, yeah. [01:31] The thing about that is long descriptions sometimes not all the time = important, and that's a big clue on wha to do. [01:31] It is always good to have an environment to interact with. [01:31] so it would significantly increase the badassness of my game... ok... now to just figure out how to actually do it =) [01:31] * Fiat 's biggest problem with the descriptions is combat. [01:31] I probably spend more time asking who's where and what's where than I do actually working on maneuvers. [01:31] hm [01:32] Latest example was the tree thing. [01:32] yea [01:32] * Fiat figured the forests were close, and they were coming through the forests. [01:32] That's how I interpreted the Per+awe roll. [01:33] * GoldenH just thought he was representing the bigass distraction [01:33] * Fiat also does a lot of leaping off the scenery and such, so that's another thing. [01:33] no scenery in a grassland [01:33] * Fiat shrugs. [01:34] I didn't get to my stunt, either. [01:34] boat was kinda far away [01:34] * Fiat sighs. Damn Maris and his paranoia. [01:34] you can try picking up the orichulum boat if you want [01:34] I think I'll pass. Do a few reps with the nearest hill first. [01:34] sounds like a good plan. [01:35] * Fiat ponders. [01:35] so Electric Guitars in the First Age... did they have a Hendrix Experience? [01:36] * Fiat doesn't know, man. [01:36] 'cuz it'd sound a lot different without Jimmy [01:36] true. [01:37] probably would sound like acoustic with the volume turned way up [01:37] I wonder if there are actually porn magazines like today... [01:37] or bass> I dunno, I never got to play with an electric guitar [01:37] * Fiat doesn't know. [01:38] Electrics sound different by default. Different edge to them. [01:38] hm [01:38] porno mags, no. porno galleries, i'm sure of it. [01:39] Kinda figured that. Wondered if there was a Nellens Flynt or something. [01:39] * GoldenH doesn't think that Exalted even has a printing press [01:39] * Fiat has the feeling young dynasts across the nation have Roseblack posters. [01:39] autographed eH/ [01:39] they don't need it. Got those charms. [01:40] I wonder what five star general got the honor of signing that rack [01:40] * Fiat thinks an Anathema with that perfect copy linguistics charm counts for a printing press. [01:40] * Fiat doesn't know, but I'd shake his hand if he wasn't dead. [01:41] * GoldenH ponders [01:41] faster than a period printing press for sure [01:42] more accuracy and detail,, definately [01:42] Trying to figure out the logistics of porn for the kiddie game. Wondering whether I should add craft: porn or if I can just acquire and sell porn. [01:42] maybe a nice, terrestrial level spell that duplicates simple text books? [01:42] Terrestrial level would cover that, true. [01:43] Wouldn't usning an Anathema as a printing press be a little... blasphemerous? [01:43] be a annoying cost to pay. 10 motes per book... [01:43] and a WP? [01:43] Might be more than one copy. [01:43] hm [01:43] * Fiat 'll trade blasphemy for porn. Besides, not only are you torturing it, it's not out re-incarnating. [01:44] on the other hand it's got buckets ' [01:44] o xp [01:44] Hmmm... Good points. But maybe not in a Solar game unless you are desperate for Resource dots. [01:44] The existance of the Bronze is blasphemous. All of Ledaal is blasphemous. [01:44] need to get them to keep using those charms with an XP cost [01:45] * Fiat may end up doing that some game... [01:45] so do you think the solar would get sick of porn after 5000 years? [01:45] Have to. [01:46] * Hikari nurses her toe. Got the nail half torn off by an opponent who did not aim straight. [01:46] ouch [01:46] Hey, yeah, how'd you do? [01:46] your toe got cutned? [01:46] * GoldenH 's got his toe cutned, it was bad shit [01:46] Outside of the toe thing. [01:47] It only started hurting a while ago. Guess I was excited about my bronze medal and the game. [01:47] bronze, sweet [01:47] Indeed. [01:47] Yea, second best medal to get. [01:47] * GoldenH worried about toe thoe. when his toe cot cutned, he needed surgery [01:48] (never, ever, EVER carry sheet metal in flip flops) [01:48] For the toe? Ack. [01:48] That must have hurt like hell. [01:48] If it's just the nail, it'll heal fine. [01:48] oh yes [01:49] felt worse than the time I got the fingernail ripped off in the centrifuge.. but that was just due to shock. [01:49] Yes, I don't worry about the nail. [01:49] Ouch.... [01:49] Nails are bad news, man. [01:49] yea [01:49] they grow back though [01:50] True. [01:50] * Hikari is considering having Hitoshi tear the stump out or going to a hospital to get it done. [01:50] Hell I got my thum an inch down the road, and even though I lost the bridge-thingy, and it's got this funky pattern, it's still strong as my other [01:50] so you got your toe cut with a sword?! [01:50] With a sword stick. [01:50] A bamboo one. [01:51] with a pointy stick ! [01:51] Very not good. [01:51] * Fiat 'd assume you'd want to get it cut, not pulled, though. [01:51] Well, I scored a point at the same time and won. [01:51] er, yea [01:51] pulling it can be off with the roots... [01:52] Hmmm, the hospital then. [01:52] * GoldenH reccomends vinegar or beer [01:52] vinegar might be a bad idea... actually.. just go with whiskey =) [01:52] You want me to get drunk? [01:53] no, I want your TOE to get drunk [01:53] * Fiat shrugs. [01:53] I would assume the toe has been disenfected by now, and there's better ways. [01:53] * GoldenH 's probably imbued more alcohol through the skin then through the digestive track [01:54] probably, but I doubt she has any local anethesia on hand [01:54] I mean you can take advil and stuff for that but it doesn't really help [01:54] Cleaning alchohol? [01:54] Ah, painkilling. [01:55] * Hikari prefers just using soap. [01:55] Dunno, does japan poision their cleaning alcohol? [01:55] Have no idea. Maybe. [01:55] Never heard of anyone drinking it. [01:55] Wrong kind of alcohol. [01:56] eh? [01:56] maybe a bit more concentrated... [01:56] Cleaning alcohol is isopropyl. [01:56] Liquor alcohol is not isopropyl. [01:56] I'm thinking of rubbing alcohol? [01:57] IIRC, ethyl alcohol is the drinkable stuff. [01:57] * Fiat knows the isopropyl is poisonous, though. [01:57] if rubbing alcohol = cleaning alcohol, I have a 3 semester hour course that says you would get drunk of cleaning alcohol [01:58] If you can keep it down, maybe. [01:58] need to dilute it with something is all [01:58] And cleaning alchohol damage your eyes as far as I remember. [01:58] IIRC, drinking alcohol has several kinds of alcohols in it [01:59] it's a literal cocktail [02:00] COuld very well be. [02:00] you throw it in water cuz water's an alcohol [02:00] =) [02:01] * GoldenH wouldn't reccomend dunking your head in a keg of beer either.... [02:01] * Fiat may have to go bother the people at that microbrewery place. [02:01] get free beer? [02:01] I find it endlessly amusing that today you can brew beer in your own home legally. [02:01] naturally [02:01] I think there's a limit on the kind of beer, though.... [02:02] * GoldenH finds it amusing that no less than 4 of his high school teachers made their own homebrew [02:03] * Fiat chuckles. [02:03] It's one way to get around the high price of the good stuff. [02:03] yea [02:04] Apparently Peato (physics teacher) is the master brewster around here. He is said to have the most pimpiest home brewery in the state [02:04] what they do in florida, make orange juice? =) [02:05] Hmmmm... orange wine... [02:05] apple wine in second grade.. crappy shit. [02:06] * GoldenH ponders. t'd be very citrusy [02:07] what would you do about the mold? [02:07] you can make an alcoholic beverage out of essentially anything. [02:07] true [02:07] heck you can make it out of meat. that scares me. [02:08] Meat wine... be an interesting flavor. [02:08] indeed.... [02:08] * GoldenH alas is very pickey about what he eats and drinks, and none of these things have been up to his standards [02:09] http://www.modifyme.com/ [02:09] a good red wine, sharp, mind you - if it's dull, you can use it to feed the plants. the plants need to taste dull. [02:09] * Fiat prefers red over white wines, but not that big of a wine fan. [02:10] * GoldenH 'd go there but apparently MSIE has decided that it does not comprehend the meaning of going to a website without crashing [02:10] Ah. [02:10] point, just give me a nice beer. [02:10] * Fiat 's digging it. It's some sort of music generator. [02:10] a glass of the bubbly is always nice [02:10] goto google and type in homestar runner [02:10] With odd graphical thingie. [02:10] * Fiat 's heard of that. [02:11] 'tis amsued me for a good day or so [02:12] * GoldenH 's drinking experience has been sadly limited. can count the stuff he's had on one hand [02:13] there was this really really smoooth orange juice - couldn't taste the alky, so my cousin said it was probably vodka [02:13] Yep. [02:14] then I ordered a 7-up and they game me this shit drink. I drank it but apparently 7-up means more than one thing [02:14] That's the usual pairing. [02:14] apparently ther's a 7/7 and a 7/down too [02:14] Seven-up and seagrams seven. [02:15] then my dad got me this thing that I thought was scotch on the rocks, but apparently it wasn't. It tasted like scotch, and there was ice cubes in there, so I dunno man [02:16] Hrmmm.... [02:16] * Fiat doesn't know either. Whiskey, scotch, bourbon aren't normally mixed-drink fodder. [02:16] * GoldenH finds it distrubing that his entire experience with mixed drinks occured within a 4-hour period [02:16] Usually it's the clear stuff, vodka, gin, tequila. [02:16] hard to tell, colored glass [02:17] * Hikari is reading the log from before she joined the game. [02:17] peaceyo [02:17] * GoldenH 's experience was overall positive though [02:18] gotta get me some vodka, mix it with some pepsi [02:18] * Fiat chuckles. [02:18] It's always positive during the experience It's afterwards that bites. [02:18] * GoldenH ain't ever expereinced the afterword, so his tolerence > 3 drinks [02:19] * GoldenH tried mixing lemon pepsi and "black" pumpkin coffee today. do NOT do that. [02:19] * Fiat shudders. [02:19] for the love of god, unless you REALLY need to wake up - hell i'll admit it did that good - do NOT dot hat [02:19] I'll stick with my slightly mocha extra caff Red-eye. [02:20] oo [02:20] That's literally the name of the brand of coffee. [02:20] "slightly mocha extra-caff red-eye" [02:20] * Fiat just adds a ground up caffiene pill per pot and some cocoa mix. [02:21] Nah, Red-eye. [02:21] ah [02:21] I think i've heard of it,. but i'm likely just mistaking it for red bull. [02:21] * GoldenH thinks he's heard of both though [02:22] * GoldenH ponders going on a mixing spree tommarow night [02:22] I bet I could make something explosive [02:23] Maybe. [02:23] * Fiat 's busy trying to figure out a way to make a timer given nothing but medieval technology. [02:23] a what timer, a sliders timer? [02:24] Any sort of timer. [02:24] Try a bucket [02:24] and a rope [02:24] Perhaps more along the lines of a deyalinch mechanism. [02:24] * Fiat blinks.... [02:24] and some sand [02:25] THe hell? D e l a y i n g. [02:25] delaying timer eh... [02:25] hmm [02:25] * Fiat thought about the kinetic style. [02:25] rune guberg device ok? [02:25] Fairly rube goldberg. [02:26] * Fiat has to think that way, essentially. [02:26] hourthing? [02:26] Thought about the spiral trough and steel ball trick. [02:26] hourglass? [02:26] Yeah, but how do you get it to activate anything? [02:26] when weight of sand > x pounds, sesaw go down [02:27] The wieght in an hourglass stays the same. [02:27] so knock the bottom half off and whatcha got? a funnel [02:27] Funnel.... [02:27] * Fiat ponders. [02:28] the mass in the top shouldn't really have that big of an affect on the velocity of the water in the thingy [02:28] yea [02:28] Could work. [02:28] did that make any sense? [02:28] you can do lots of cool things with sand [02:29] * Fiat finds it a complicate way, but there isn't a simpler one. [02:29] what's the endgoal? [02:29] Light a match. [02:29] no fire beforehand is part of the design. [02:29] * GoldenH smiles [02:30] no coocoo clock? [02:30] no spoonmill? [02:30] * Fiat doesn't think so. [02:30] get yourself a stream of sand, put a spoonwheel in [02:31] spoonwhel turns... when it gets to a certain width, it cracks the glass like one of those nightglow sticks [02:31] then you can use a simple chemical reaction to start a fire [02:31] matches are beyond period tools anyhow [02:31] * Fiat shrugs. [02:33] lessee here [02:35] if you knew the breaking point of a glass that would be really sweet, but I doubt we have the calculational ability to do that [02:36] If you got a set of them you could get a rough guess. [02:36] hm [02:36] gears would really be the most accurate [02:37] a spoonmill, a gear and a screw [02:37] sand, unfortunately, is rather buly, as is water [02:37] Sand can also lock up... [02:37] you could use water too [02:38] firedust + lense? [02:38] * Fiat ponders. [02:38] Maybe. [02:38] If I had a ramp, I'd do my previous rube experieance which was multiple levers/ramps and a car. [02:39] That's very bulky, though. [02:39] Okay, so I actually didn't miss that much of the game. Did you start late or are we always that slow? [02:39] If you knew the right angle and focal length, then you could do it [02:39] I'm just slow lately [02:39] Slow. [02:39] We actually spent time on the rowing. [02:39] * GoldenH is the mucho slowosity [02:39] Much epic action in rowing. :) [02:40] I didn't know you were goint to row to shore! [02:40] you didn't HAVE to row to shore [02:40] * GoldenH rolls his eyes [02:40] ;) [02:40] Yes, I could have leapt in and done the backstroek whilst whistling Hail Realmtannia. [02:41] I didn't even realise it was time until 2 minutes before the game [02:42] Anyway I had good fun and managed to mess Tei up a little again. :) [02:42] * GoldenH nods sagely, his fingers steepled together as he looks onward from the shadows of his desk.... [02:42] Indeed. [02:43] * GoldenH smiles [02:43] But the wound from last week will only take a few days to heal. Wonder how long this new one will take...? [02:44] "there's a reason" ~ he sings ~ "That the natives fear the sea ~ and the reason, my dear ~ is not a tenticle sex monster" [02:44] * Fiat does some calculations. [02:44] Is that thing a GH special, or is it Savage Seas issue? [02:44] * Hikari idly ponders how many of the players are happy that their chars are NOT connected to Cicada's background. [02:45] * GoldenH looks at his web of connections [02:45] Well it's too late for them to get out now! [02:45] You mean I can work my magic on every party member at my leasure? [02:45] no [02:45] Cool. [02:46] * Fiat 's barely connected to her! She just owes me a horse sometime down the line, that's all. [02:46] oh no... [02:46] * GoldenH snicker, laugh [02:46] Awww... [02:46] leisure? [02:46] Leisure, yes. [02:46] "horse" [02:46] Yeah, right. [02:46] So basically Jynaru wants a ride..? [02:46] * Fiat thinks we're never getting downtime in this game. [02:47] * GoldenH gave you month downtime! [02:47] what do you want, a decade?=) [02:47] M'dear, you're probably the only app 5 woman in creation Jynaru would run screaming from if you offered. [02:47] don't try that on me. Jynaru doesn't have the temperence to resist. [02:47] Dice-fu. [02:48] against the lady of the gremlins? [02:48] * Cicada looks at the two gibbering madmen, Tei and Tabius, who are already in line for that thing. "Really, why? I am not that unattractive.." [02:48] Something about expecting death by chakram/guillotine/ambush/poison/something. [02:49] But Cicada is all alone in the world now. Don't you feel the slightest sorry for her? [02:49] * Fiat 's stupid, so probably. [02:49] To think that an App 5 girl will die alone and virgin... (sigh) [02:49] depending on how far I read into that log.... [02:50] * Fiat 's sure one of the natives hasn't realized your frightening danger-level. [02:50] The poor guy. :) [02:51] Indeed. I will weep at his funeral, probably from laughter. [02:52] And then Cicada will lean on your shoulder for comfort. You seem to be strong enough to be joyful even in adversity. ;) [02:53] Jynaru + Wyld = MadJynaru [02:53] MadJynaru + Cicada = Dynastic Brats? [02:54] * Fiat thinks you'd need the Mad on the Cicada, too. [02:54] Cicada/Mother^RedBloom = HikariWicked [02:54] Or just equal enough sex dice successes to blow up the Imperial Manse. [02:54] * Fiat shrugs. Hey, if we ever find that sex-powered warstrider. [02:55] * Vanal screams into the com-tube "Jyn! Cic! MORE POWER!!" [02:55] Imperal Manse % Permanant Essence = Sexstone socket? [02:55] (from his command chair on the bridge) [02:56] Jynaru: (scotty voice) She cannae take much morrre, captain! [02:56] Then make HER blow! [02:56] "Look who is talking, hon. You are already greyhaired and speaking scottish" [02:57] * Fiat shrugs. Constant mental warping will do that to you. [02:57] * Fiat 'll just be a tall Wood caste Sean Connery. [02:58] * Cicada has found her next target then. [02:58] Cicada is a martyr. She must sacrifice herself for her cause [02:58] "Yes! Make me BLOW!" [02:58] (better?) [02:59] I'm still trying to figure out how to make her scream "I'm gonna blow! I'm blowing! I'm blowing!" [02:59] while she's actulaly blowing [03:00] That IS difficult. [03:00] I just know that my success with sex rolls thus far means when I actually end up with someone I intend to spend more than a night or few with means botch. [03:00] I mean, what is that, Dex + Linguistics, diff 9? [03:00] * Fiat ponders.... [03:00] Diff 9? [03:00] think about it [03:00] * Fiat supposes he's that legendary, but whoa. [03:03] Well, I want to take a bath and cook dinner. Cannot greet Hitoshi smelling of sweat and with hair that looks like it has been packed inside a visored helmet. [03:03] * GoldenH nods [03:03] (which it has) [03:03] Still, it would require the same sort of physicality/rules of physics bending as my other performances. [03:03] See you later. [03:03] We will see you later, Hik. Watch the toe. [03:03] ah the trials of womanhood [03:03] enjoy [03:03] * Hikari has quit IRC (Quit: There you are looking pretty with a pistol in hand. Come on then, be my man. Anything goes in this cosmic affair. Anything goes, so take care.) [03:15] * FiatVictrix has joined #pvpexaltedooc [03:15] wb [03:15] Indeed. Session Close: Sun Oct 27 03:15:38 2002