Session Start: Sat Oct 05 21:19:36 2002 Session Ident: #pvpexaltedooc [21:19] * Now talking in #pvpexaltedooc [21:19] * Vanal (~ltermac@HSE-QuebecCity-ppp3496914.sympatico.ca) has joined #pvpexaltedooc [21:19] * Jynaru (Fiat@dsc01-ati-ga-5-117.rasserver.net) has joined #pvpexaltedooc [21:19] Yeah, I read the log. I think. [21:19] * Maris (~bjorndaba@63-203-205-88.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net) has joined #pvpexaltedooc [21:20] wha tlog ? [21:20] * Cicada (Hikari@zaqd378a512.zaq.ne.jp) has joined #pvpexaltedooc [21:20] the log on the website [21:20] * Jynaru shrugs. I just know it's all timewierdness. [21:20] and unless anything changed Tei getting thrown out of the room is new to me. [21:20] it was somebody's last action [21:20] yours, I think [21:20] oh [21:20] then yeah I do that then. [21:21] he shoved him, he didn't THROW him [21:22] true [21:22] ah see that makes more sense. [21:23] * Tala (~Werlynn@ool-182ded4e.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #pvpexaltedooc [21:24] Is there an air duct or something? I confoosed again. [21:24] * Jynaru is wondering how I hear this. [21:25] we made like Tim Robbins in The Shawshank Redemption [21:25] hehehe [21:25] We pulled a Monte Cristo [21:26] what? lefty for deasd, spent 20-odd years on an island prison, learned fighting techniques from a priest, escaped, became rich and avenged ourselves ? [21:27] That actually doesn't sound too bad... [21:27] except for the 20 years in a hell-hole prison, with yearly beatings and caneings ? [21:27] * Jynaru figures priests have some pretty nice fighting techniques considering our immaculates. [21:27] Well, we have a better Island, acording to GH. [21:27] Dude, on average, the average catholic priest ain't a daredevil fighter [21:28] Our island has Catholics? [21:28] DAMN YOU GH! YOU SWORE NO CROSSOVERS!!!! [21:28] I never saw the movie, thus cannot be blamed for crossovers [21:28] Catholics ? It's got Jesus Himself ! [21:28] * Jynaru awaits that Malk with True Faith who runs around with crucifixes. [21:29] It's a bloody book, dammit. BOOK BEFORE MOVIE! BOOK.....BEFORE........MOVIE!!!! [21:30] * Vanal beats Jyn with the thousand-and-one 3 Musketeers movies [21:30] * Jynaru screams from the close proximity to the crappiness. [21:31] One GOOD Three Musketeers is grea, so a million billion remakes must be better, right? [21:31] * Vanal kinda liked the Disney version... [21:31] Was it anyone but you, I would strangle you with your own spinal cord. [21:31] * Vanal grins toothily [21:32] Benoit smile! Aiiiiieee! [21:32] I finally placed who my boss remind sme of.. [21:32] Benoit [21:33] BTW...is Benoit on RAW or Smackdown ? [21:33] (same question for Jericho) [21:33] and who's the champ ? [21:33] I ask this 'cause...I've got tickets to RAW nex tmonday [21:33] Benoit is on Smackdown. Jericho is on Raw. [21:33] YES ! [21:33] The champ is Triple H for Raw. Lesnar for Smackdown. [21:33] hm [21:33] Kane is the IC champ until this PPV when they get rid of the IC title. [21:33] and the Rock is still smackdown, correct ? [21:34] The Rock is making a movie, and isn't wrestling. [21:34] what movie ? [21:34] Helldorado, or something like that. [21:34] hm [21:34] Well, let's face it...he's broken the acting/wrestling barrier [21:35] Big stars on Raw: Booker T, Goldust, Lance Storm, Christian, Regal, Trips, 3 minutes, Bischoff. [21:35] eww...bischoff [21:35] Raw is storyline stuff, Smackdown is the 20+minute matches with Angle/Guerrero/Benoit/Edge/Mysterio. [21:35] Ah [21:35] I still ahte this whole talent-splitting thing [21:35] Bischoff is hilarious. THe best smarmy piece of shit you love to hate in years. [21:36] great [21:36] section 103, row K, seat 5 [21:36] There will probably be some sort of TnA stuff, the UnAmericans lose again, Trips wins again... Flair is Raw talent. [21:36] that's my ticket [21:37] Got some sort of thing with Flair supporting Trips for god knows why, but it's Flair, so he is forgiven. [21:38] * Jynaru shrugs. YOu'd probably enjoy the smackdown tapings a bit more, but hell anything live's not bad. [21:38] Hey, I can dig the stories [21:38] what about RVD ? [21:38] You got any ideas for one of the annoying signs to wave yet? [21:39] RVD's Raw, but he's not doing much. [21:39] I'm not a sign guy [21:39] Ummm... Tommy Dreamer is Raw. [21:39] Bubba Ray is Raw, D-von is smackdown. [21:39] I still miss that team [21:39] Now D-von is teaming with, of all people, Farooq/Ron Simmons. [21:40] and dude..it's montreal, we take what shows we get [21:40] * Jynaru chuckles. This is Atlanta. Vince STILL hates us southerners for daring to let WCW exist here and not kill Goldberg with hunting rifles. [21:41] It's Goldberg dude...I'D have shot him [21:41] Eh, no point. He would have no-sold it ^_^ [21:41] Maybe one shot [21:41] not 30 [21:41] * Jynaru still thinks the most egregious example of that is Trips no-selling death. [21:42] Remember when he was still fighting with Austin and they dropped the car "With Triple H inside!" from the forklift, and he shows up next week like nothing happened? [21:42] WHA ?! [21:42] Ahhhh [21:42] Didn't the big show do somethign similar in his WCW years ? [21:43] Rikishi no-sold death when he got shot that time. [21:43] (i.e.:fell off the side of a building) [21:43] SHOT ?! [21:43] Rikishi's had a near-death experience. [21:43] Not part of wrestling, it just amused me. [21:43] ohhhhh [21:43] he was SHOT ? [21:43] But that was WWF. SOmebody threw somebody off the pontiac silverdome. [21:44] Yeah, he was shot. [21:44] http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=1999-04-14&res=l <-this comic strip is my new addition to the bible [21:44] Might have been the original Giant, Andre. [21:45] nononono [21:45] it was a hogan vs. 'The Giant' on WCW...after the monster truck match [21:45] * Jynaru shrugs. I dunno, I didn't really wathc much wrestling at that time. [21:45] I remember readign about it on Wrestlecrap.com [21:46] But yeah, knowing WCW, Hogan, and Wight, probably. [21:46] much like the robocop incident [21:46] Wight...I think that was him [21:46] Yeah, Paul Wight's the Big Show/The Giant. [21:47] * Jynaru notes he used to be pretty good, but people that damned big just age too quickly. [21:47] let's face it, Andre was the bizomb [21:47] Like Nash, Nash is tall, but he doesn't have nearly the muscle mass that dude does. [21:47] "Tabius....I love you." [21:48] * Jynaru blinks. [21:48] (riffing on a setup in the game chan) [21:48] Hey, whoa... Is it me or am I getting a Cicada's brain in Tabius's body theme going on? [21:48] "Lord Tei?" [21:49] (Tabius) "Well Tei, when a man and anothe rman love each other very much" [21:52] AAAALIEN POD PEOPLE!!! [21:53] * Jynaru should at least be thankful the anal probes haven't started. [21:53] (Little do Tei and Tabius know...she's snuck in Van's room with Shkael for a little fire-aspecty fun) [21:53] * Jynaru laughs. [21:53] * Vanal expects the Boot of Doom (TM) from Hik now [21:54] Only if my alien pod people theory is correct, or "fun" is killing you with something rusty. [21:54] Let's face it...Cic has a major thing for fire aspects.. [21:54] Although she does seem to have a thing for Fire Aspects.... [21:54] I mean, both Tei AND Tabs... [21:54] well... [21:54] and sicne Van and Shak are the only 2 fire aspects willing to put out... [21:55] don't you have a saying for that? [21:55] ayup : [21:55] *ahem* [21:55] AAGGGGGH!!! DO IT AND I KILL YOU! [21:55] Wodd aspects may grow to the occasion [21:55] Once, funny. [21:55] Earth asdpects may be hard as rock [21:55] Twice, acceptable. [21:55] Three times, I KILLLLL!! [21:55] Water aspects may make you wet [21:55] Air aspects may be a great blow [21:55] But it's fire aspects who really light a flame [21:56] * Vanal waves a crucifix at Fiat [21:56] Gyah!!!! [21:56] * Jynaru cringes away from it. [21:56] back, unclean one [21:56] * Vanal has True FAith...you cna't touch him [21:56] But I showered in unholy water! [21:56] you mean...water once drank by Michael Jackson ? [21:57] I tattooed the seventh sign of the seventh seal of the sevenh fallen angel on myself with a magic marker! [21:57] dude...ti's gotta be the SIXTH [21:57] Wait... the sixth? [21:57] yah...666 ? [21:57] Dammit! I knew there was something wrong when all that happened was a shower of nickels fell out of the sky. [21:58] "Stay tuned for the secret of the week! Jynaru is Cicada in Drag King outfit with stilts!" [21:59] ......... [21:59] ewwwwwwwwwww [21:59] Well, it doesn't work the other way around. They don't have shoes that make you shorter. [22:00] And I'd have to feel really bad if I was an app 3 guy and an app 5 girl. [22:01] * Jynaru 's in a crazy mood. [22:02] Whoa, wait, wait. First of Calibration=in the past? How far in the past? [22:03] (Rod Sterling) You are about to enter...the Calibration Zone [22:03] doo-doo-doo-doo... [22:04] * Jynaru will be safe in his cell. If he is not safe in his cell, then he will probably end up wandering the decks covered in wierd colored blood screaming about cookbooks. [22:05] * Jynaru will hopefully be safe in his cell with sailor chick. YOWZA! [22:12] So I'm still stuck in my cell then? [22:13] hmm? [22:13] in your room [22:13] i really don't understand this time thing your doing. it's confusing the hell out of me. [22:13] * L_Jynaru (Fiat@dsc03-ati-ga-4-79.rasserver.net) has joined #pvpexaltedooc [22:13] it's a few days ago [22:13] for everyone? [22:14] no, I was running something with cicada, and she decided to involve Tabius, so now Tabius got activated. [22:14] * L_Jynaru loves on auto-rejoin and lagless connects. [22:14] Oh. [22:14] me too [22:14] So how long since Tei was changed? [22:14] one day [22:14] well more like 12 hours [22:15] So, it's night-time, right? [22:15] They're letting us out of our rooms now? [22:15] Just trying to figure out what I'm seeing out my big glass wallwindow thingie. [22:15] * Jynaru (Fiat@dsc01-ati-ga-5-117.rasserver.net) Quit (Ping timeout) [22:16] Beyond dark and choppy water. [22:16] yea it's night time, you probably can barley even see the water. [22:17] But they're letting us out of our rooms now? [22:17] and all the gaurds are upstairs? [22:17] they're not "letting" you out, you just don't know why the guards aren't guarding. [22:20] Is it me or is the entire time displacement that suddenly has happened making it difficult for us to conspire to remove some explosives and doing other 'safety measures'? [22:20] Quite difficult. [22:20] It's confusing me. Why don't you all do it in a different room? [22:21] Because tabius can't open omre than one room [22:21] hopefully they'll be good and come back under my control [22:21] in private chat [22:22] Maybe we can make it short in some way? [22:22] Does my lord have any ideas? [22:23] I plan to, I just have a few things I want to clear up. [22:23] Do I see any of the others? [22:23] Tala, you don't see anyone as you roam the halls... [22:23] everything but what's in [time] is the fifth of calibration [22:24] Cicada in private chat now [22:24] Chalk circle? [22:24] I thought Tala was upstairs trying to spy on the gaurds? [22:24] * Tala spied [22:24] Private? With you or with Tabius? [22:24] * Tala is now trying to round you guys up so that we can do something [22:24] Alittle water on the firepowder or something [22:25] What do I recognize the circle from? [22:25] remember everyone was in the prison to start with [22:25] with me cicada [22:25] I should be going to the lower decks and out of my room right now. [22:25] * Tala doesn't [22:26] what's it mean? [22:26] hmm [22:27] it's a chalk circle on the floor, it's basically where the people go in and out of the prison. [22:27] tei has an artifact that allow syou to pass through it [22:27] Ah [22:27] So there isn't a door to where Jyn is [22:27] yea [22:28] * Disconnected [22:29] * Attempting to rejoin channel #pvpexaltedooc [22:29] * Rejoined channel #pvpexaltedooc [22:29] * L_Jynaru sighs. I can't even taunt him about my mojo. [22:29] So there isn't a door to where Jyn is. Just a magic circle [22:29] that's correct [22:30] or the twilight sign? [22:33] not really [22:33] more like a deformed eclipse [22:35] * Tala (~Werlynn@ool-182ded4e.dyn.optonline.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer) [22:35] * Tala (~Werlynn@ool-182ded4e.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #pvpexaltedooc [22:36] MLITON ?! [22:36] MILTON!!!!! [22:36] You expect us to take a guard named MILTON seriously ?! [22:36] I want his autograph! [22:36] Is his last name berle? [22:36] who's his brother ? Bradley ? [22:36] heh [22:37] You haven't met Bob, Sametin, Erik and Jydin have you then? [22:37] * L_Jynaru blinks. [22:37] Is Milton wearing a red tunic? [22:37] GH, dude...no offense...you need better named for these guys [22:37] I'm an IMBUED!!! [22:38] Yeah [22:38] Tell me I have at least cool metal things sticking out of me. [22:38] No, no, it is just your twin Jydin. [22:38] Name them like, Imbued1 and Imbued3 [22:38] You, unfortunately, has to work to get hard. [22:38] Or at least look at pleasing curves. [22:39] lol [22:39] Okay, next time i'll name them by number ^_^ [22:39] * L_Jynaru laughs. [22:39] shit man, at least give them, like..celtic or middl eastern names [22:40] but they're in the realm, and they're of low birth. they get crappy names. [22:40] I just can't take some dude with blades sprouting from his arms and with 'bob' as his name seriously [22:40] Right. You've got to name him ANGRY Bob or something. [22:40] or cutthroat bob [22:41] DO the guards have "Hi, my name is" nametags? [22:41] hey, you can give them pet names if you want [22:41] lol no [22:41] Do they have red tunics? [22:41] lesse...dopey, sleepy, bashful, sneezy, grumpy, happy, and doc: good nicknames ? [22:41] Or is that just the mundane guards [22:41] no [22:41] they don't all wear the same uniform [22:41] * L_Jynaru sighs. HOw am I supposed to make my carefully crafted lines work if I don't know which one they are? [22:42] just assume, they're like merry and pippin [22:42] "Hah, Jydin, you're JyDONE!!!" *cackles maniacally* [22:42] * Tala may have to throw a bunch of bandits in red tunics at his pcs just for fun [22:43] * L_Jynaru always thought it was a funny idea to have the Vermillion Legion in red tunics for the difference. [22:43] but the Vermillion Legion would SLAUGHTEr the PCs [22:44] And? That's why it's funny! [22:44] depends on how many of them there are...Van ain't above dirty fighting *g* [22:46] I wonder if anybody at FX notices that their season finale of The Shield that they are airing is screwed up [22:46] Sat. night live continues to suck. [22:48] that's been happening for years, not new [22:48] I said continues for a reason. [22:49] * L_Jynaru ponders. Bonk him over the head with your shoe, Van, that should work. [22:50] * Tala snickers [22:50] am I forgetting anyone? [22:50] Tala I said you could hear Jynaru mumbling through the wall [22:50] I'm a prisoner, but I'm not wandering around yet... [22:51] * Tala would have to beat her way through the wall [22:51] * Tala can't hit for that much damage, and I don't have a spoon [22:52] ok [22:52] what are you going to do? [22:53] * Tala has been on deck enjoying the evening since she didn't find anyone who she could work with [22:53] * Vanal been stealing glances at Shak and trying to entertain himself [22:53] Thank's Maris [22:53] yup...at times like this, Vanal thinks with his sword...*g* [22:53] Dirty minded old soldier. ;) [22:54] hey, he's hardly 'old' [22:54] plus, Van's the kinda guy who can fall for someone at the drop of a hat...*g* [22:55] heh [22:55] Hat? [22:55] Don't you mean dress, or skirt,or whatever? [22:56] No he mean's hat [22:56] because when they bend over to pick it up..... [22:56] lol [22:56] Ahhhhhhh... Clever. [22:57] it depends on the hat...and the skirt [22:57] 'cause Van being a fire aspect, when he falls for someone, he FALLS for them [23:02] DAMN I feel useless tonight [23:02] * L_Jynaru shrugs. [23:03] It's time to test out my leetle Essence claws against magical prison wood. [23:04] sorry, plot things [23:05] * Tala is standing at the prow where she is in range of the edge to send these monkeys swimming [23:06] * L_Jynaru applauds. Swim, monkeys, swim! [23:09] Do I see any others? [23:10] I could extend my arm and ask if he would like to escort me =) *heeheehee Majin Buu grin* [23:10] * Tala wants to sink at least one of them [23:11] * L_Jynaru laughs. [23:11] Tala, you've just turned your char into a blue Majin Buu with claws for me.... [23:11] * L_Jynaru is going to enjoy the soon to be fight scene now ^_^ [23:13] * Tala has to stay in char [23:16] Tonight's game is brought to you by the virtue: Temperance [23:16] * L_Jynaru laughs. [23:16] My game is brouht by the virtue: Stupid bastards put me in a romo fr a week and I'm gonna kill every single one of thm in their sleep. [23:18] my game is brought to you by:dammit, lemme out, Van hasn't had any for a month dammit, he's gonna explode soon [23:18] ! [23:18] * L_Jynaru laughs. [23:18] Airplane! [23:18] on family channel [23:18] Why do you think Jyn's so pissed? That hot piece of ass bringing him food evry day and he can't touch her! [23:21] nobody wants to escort Tala to her cell? [23:21] }:) [23:22] Damn, Van, you ARE about to explode! [23:23] They'll escort Tala to her cell but they are afraid of the evil immaculate monk.. I mean, just look at Tei [23:25] So van polishes his sword every morning? [23:25] um, no [23:25] piss, stretch, scratch [23:25] the male wake-up routine [23:26] the male wake-up routine?! NOW I am scared... [23:26] what ? those are the 3 things every guy seems to do upon wakeing up [23:26] any man who says otherwise a big fat liar [23:26] The male wake up routine is far worse than the female wake up routine. our supposed fear of the awakened female form is just an act so that we can get our wake up routine on [23:27] Unfortunately I cannot deny that any of the actions are correct... :) [23:28] * L_Jynaru shrugs. Hey, it could be worse. [23:29] * Cicada does not know that Tei has been turned, right? [23:29] don't think she would unless somebody told her [23:30] or Tei is actually _TALKING_ to cicada. [23:30] and he's being very nice [23:32] FOOOOOOOOOD FIIIIIIGHT!!! Kill the imbued!!! [23:33] rofl!!!1 [23:33] ther are knives and stuff [23:34] I'll end it at midnight so tei can get his talk on before anything big happens [23:34] Were we ever told what the hell was going on with the island thing? [23:34] Nah! Too simple! Kill them by stuffing their mouths full of food!! [23:34] * Tala (~Werlynn@ool-182ded4e.dyn.optonline.net) Quit (Ping timeout) [23:35] remember they have to stop for water sometimes [23:41] * Werlynn (~Werlynn@ool-182ded4e.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #pvpexaltedooc [23:41] Imbued make better splats when flying through the air ^_^ [23:42] They sink nicely when thrown in water [23:42] they fly through the air THEN fall into the water. best of both worlds. [23:42] * L_Jynaru shrugs. If you want to follow them down after their swan dive, be my guest! [23:42] It gives them time to ponder why they allowed the demons to use their magics upon them before their souls are cleansed by death [23:43] Do people take health levels when falling into water? [23:44] okay let me see if I have a deck of cards, I'll emulate some card games for you. [23:44] * Werlynn is now known as Tala [23:45] Uh, yeah, from high enough. [23:46] why don't you play cards with the players maris? [23:46] Because I feel like beating the shit out this gaurd While I'm alone with him. [23:46] heh ok [23:46] Does TSJ know what you are using Shakel for? [23:46] =) [23:46] supposedly [23:46] *shrug* [23:47] And Tarrin won't run into some burly prison inmates in some dark corner of the Abyssal's manse? [23:47] (for the record, Van is probably the most promiscuous char I've eve rmade) [23:47] I hope not [23:47] lol [23:47] Terrin likes women [23:48] * L_Jynaru chuckles. Shakel started out as a promiscous Cynis, it's not like this is that far of a departure. [23:48] Ragara [23:48] not Cynis [23:48] * Tala doesn't think prison inmates care [23:48] Ragara? [23:48] * L_Jynaru blinks./ [23:48] Eh, whatever. [23:48] Van's gonna make a (relatively) monogamous woman out of her if it KILLS him [23:48] yea, ragara [23:49] strange thing to say from a (relatively) married man [23:49] ...question...Tei is of what house ? [23:49] Van is manogamous in his own little way [23:49] Only if it kills him..? Vanal has a strange death wish... [23:49] Peleps [23:50] translation :the wedding thing is well...a DB marriage, close friends, but not romantic love [23:51] oh, and Van has a speciality in Stinking Bastard [23:51] it's 'schoolyard bully' :5 [23:52] damn, too bad that doesn't work towards picking up chicks whose boyfriends aren't geeks [23:53] hey, screw you, dude *g* [23:53] * L_Jynaru wants to know what raising "Stinking Bastard" costs. [23:53] one seduction, or one beating of the target of your choice [23:53] and since Tabius is bronze-boy [23:54] * L_Jynaru shrugs. [23:54] which reminds me, I STILL neet to teach him a lesson [23:55] anyhow, moving AWAY from my geek-hood... [23:55] Is there anywhere on the ship like a gym, or a training area? [23:55] Just try sir Vanal, lord Tabius's slave might feel alone and utterly rejected, a complete failure, but she is still loyal to her lord and can throw Dynasts farther than Vanal can. ;) [23:55] yes, but not that you can go to. If you want to run, jog around on deck [23:55] I have extras to pummel for SB points. [23:56] Awwww, damn. [23:56] do I have a pet guard following me around? [23:57] * L_Jynaru ponders. [23:57] Hmmmm... pet guard.... maybe if we let them on our lap and stroke them gently, they let us get our gear..? [23:57] * L_Jynaru laughs. [23:57] everyone has a pet guard [23:57] Never thought of that... Can a imbued guard purr? [23:57] Maybe YOUR lap, but somehow I don't think that would work for everyone. [23:58] everything can purr [23:58] though in a dog's case, I'd prefer it not to purr, 'cuz it's more like a growl. [23:58] Cicada can stroke the guard to see if she can get her gear [23:58] Dunno, I think Van might eb able to seduce one or two of 'em...he's got the look and the presence... [23:58] Or maybe not. ;) [23:59] that'd be a sight, eh ? [23:59] * Tala thinks the guard would want more than a stroking from Cicada. He probably gets that from his fellow guards [23:59] Heh. [23:59] .... [23:59] ever notice how everything degenerates into sex with us ? [23:59] Everything is about either sex or violence. [00:00] I don't mind a few scrapes from fingernails on my back, but axewounds are out of the question. [00:00] either the majority of us are really, REALLY repressed bastards...or we're jsut all fucked-up [00:00] We've already discovered violence doesn't work. [00:00] Ergo, the answer is sex. [00:00] * Tala 's friend taught him that anything can be degenerated into sex w/ some work [00:00] I mean, in general [00:01] * Cicada nods. "It is almost a little scary." [00:01] * L_Jynaru 's just waiting for his mojo to kick in so on that 16 success sex roll the sonics knock everyone out and I take over the ship. [00:01] you guys wanna keep going? [00:02] yes [00:02] sure [00:02] ok lemme put away the food, it's sitting on the table for hours [00:02] I can go on, but can we advance the story without Tei? [00:02] * Storyteller is now known as GoldenH [00:02] -NickServ- This nickname is registered and protected. If it is your [00:02] -NickServ- nick, type /msg NickServ IDENTIFY password. Otherwise, [00:02] -NickServ- please choose a different nick. [00:02] -NickServ- If you do not change within 20 seconds, you will be disconnected. [00:02] -NickServ- This nickname has been registered; you may not use it. Please [00:02] -NickServ- choose another nickname before reconnecting. [00:02] * Disconnected [00:03] * Attempting to rejoin channel #pvpexaltedooc [00:03] * Rejoined channel #pvpexaltedooc [00:03] "What sherman"? [00:03] "Are we playing a WWII game now? [00:04] As in What's her name. [00:04] * Jydan (Jydan@dia-206.vaix.net) has joined #pvpexaltedooc [00:04] Wow, could Christina Aguilera look more like a slut? [00:04] probably not [00:04] Sorry, I was going to do that "messages from your sponsor" thing. [00:04] she's skankier than britney now... [00:04] and that takes a feat [00:04] * L_Jynaru shrugs. Isn't that what they aim for now? [00:05] we can continue, but I won't do anything past you guys beginning the first round of any combat [00:05] I'm jetting at 2 AM, anyways [00:05] * Tala throws her guard overboard [00:05] I'll finish the ad in here, I guess. [00:05] hehehe [00:05] j/k [00:05] Do you have problems with your dice getting dirty? [00:06] I would like Tei to confess something to poor little Cicada. :) [00:06] Well, try "Spot Be Gone!" by the makers of Oxy-Clean! [00:06] What Jydan is saying is he needs somebody to polish his dice [00:06] But maybe he should be controlled by Manx at the time. [00:06] =) [00:06] sorry [00:07] "All too easy." [00:07] * L_Jynaru laughs. [00:07] "I couldn't believe the results I got with 'Spot Be Gone!,' it was amazing. Now all those coffee stains are gone!" [00:07] Isn't that what all of us need every once in a while? Well, more than once in a while... ok, almost constantly, but I know I'm not the only one, right? [00:08] Look at this fine ivory die. We dip it in "Spot be Gone" and look how the stains disappear, without even damaging the fine ivory die. [00:09] *Spot Be Gone removes all stains from your dice, including the pips. Spot Be Gone is not responsible for these results. See waranty for further details.* [00:10] (Yes, that was intentionally supposed to be bad.) [00:11] * Pants_Ninja is now known as Storyteller [00:12] geez...hope the guards aren't watching [00:13] They're GUARDs. They're dumb. [00:13] they don't come in the room [00:15] You've never been on a boat, have you Tala? [00:16] NEVER stand on one foot when you're on a boat. NEVER. [00:17] Why not? You can keep your balance with smooth seas. [00:17] who said she was on 1 foot? [00:17] * Tala wouldn't fight on 1 foot [00:17] Awwwww... no Daniel-san Crane stance? [00:17] Well, I think that at some point you'd practice your ballance on one foot. [00:17] EXACTLY. [00:18] * Tala didn't even need those 3 years of Ch'uan Fa to tell him that [00:18] I stand one foot on a boat all the time, it's not as hard as it sounds. [00:18] even when I was out to sea, it wasn't that bad. [00:19] you were out at sea ? [00:19] I was on a ferry going to newfoundland at the time [00:19] Yeah, I know. But you never know when the boat's going to go all crazy. [00:19] * Thanos2 (~web-Guest@ip68-96-99-14.lv.lv.cox.net) has joined #pvpexaltedooc [00:19] Actually, I am talking about some more tai chi -esque forms she is doing. Slow, graceful [00:19] Hikari and I have a possible plan if anybody wants to hear it. [00:20] You want to tell us IC i'm sure I'd be willing. OOC it's useless to tell us. [00:20] * L_Jynaru shrugs. [00:20] OOC we can consider it without having to spend all the time being found and talked to. [00:20] Well considering that its all our lives if it don't I that a player vote might be a good idea [00:22]