Session Start: Sat Mar 29 20:38:49 2003 [20:38] * Topic is 'Exalted: It doesn't matter what character you pick. It doesn't matter what strategy you use. It doesn't matter how you hold the controller, what your batle cry is, or what you're wearing. There is one rule, and that is that we are all Akuma's bitch.' [20:43] * Hikari [Hikari@62.79.87.31] is on IRC [20:43] that whole part of the script isn't working right. [20:43] Whoa. [20:44] it's ok i'll just roll the dice if it comes to that. [20:44] :) [20:44] * Hikari (Hikari@62.79.87.31) has joined #pvpexalted [20:44] Ah, it finally let me back online. [20:44] * Hikari is now known as Cicada [20:45] WB~ [20:45] and the lovely ms. hikari hath returned [20:45] game starts in 15 minutes. [20:45] Hi Hik! [20:45] I know. I was getting worried. [20:45] * GoldenH too [20:45] * nTala hugs the Cicada [20:45] * nTala gives the Cicada a sexy bisexual cookie! [20:45] I thought you might have fell asleep on the telephone cord. [20:45] * Cicada hugs back. [20:46] Why the 'n'? [20:46] It's Jyd [20:46] * nTala is now known as Jydan [20:46] * Jydan [Jydan@sdn-ap-036dcwashP0239.dialsprint.net] is on IRC [20:46] No, I actually feel strangely awake. [20:46] Werlynn will be here. [20:46] if he usses 'Tala' he get spunted [20:46] Welcome back. [20:46] ahhh, jet lag. I love you so. [20:46] At least more awake than I thought I would be. [20:46] Hik :Adrenaline [20:46] * Jydan is now known as nTala [20:46] YEsssss it is RP TIME~~~~ [20:46] Jydan, play Tabius instead! [20:46] Yaaaay! Gonna make out with Jyn! Hit the adrenaline pumps! [20:46] Werlynn made it! [20:47] * nTala is now known as Tabius [20:47] Woo! It's not regged! [20:47] hello I am glad you made it~! [20:47] 'ello, Wer. [20:47] Oh, Werlynn, Cerryl can show back up next week. :) [20:47] * Fianaru blinkinates. [20:47] GH? [20:47] what? [20:47] When do I wake up from the Bliss trip? [20:47] folks...let's rhumba [20:47] And Hikari, will you be ready for evil on Tuesdays? [20:48] Bliss trip? [20:48] * Werlynn is now known as Tala [20:48] #pvpexaltedrp [20:48] Tuesdays.. ? That will be my night to Wednesday... [20:48] * GoldenH is now known as Storyteller [20:48] Hmmm.... [20:48] * Fianaru 's making out with partial-amputee cicada while I wait for my kids to be born after saving the island of anathema. [20:48] This is one hell of a drug trip. [20:48] woah [20:48] Don't know. Honestly. [20:48] * Fianaru is now known as Jynaru [20:48] I read the logs, but how exactly did we get this downtime? [20:48] * DarthTom is now known as Vanal [20:49] So I ask, when do I wake up. [20:49] Perfectly understandable, sweetheart. [20:49] * Vanal ha sno clue either [20:49] Minnow thought it would take a couple of months to get the stick. [20:49] We got the stick early, so we've got a couple of months to kill. [20:50] That's the explanation form memory, anyway. [20:50] translation :we kicked ass and took names [20:50] Anyone see Femme Fatale? [20:50] eat THAT, dragon-bitch ! [20:50] yea you get a paid vacation. [20:50] Yaaaa... [20:51] Now to sew a swimsuit... [20:51] Months? [20:51] two months. [20:51] wow [20:51] Describe what Tabius is like? [20:51] I'll let Vanal do that. [20:51] *ahem* [20:51] * Vanal unfolds a piece of paper [20:51] "Why I hate Tabius. An Essay by Lord Cathak Vanal" [20:52] * Tabius chuckles. [20:52] As a counterpoint, Cicada can say three things. [20:52] * Jynaru clears his throat. [20:52] Keep it short, man. [20:52] brb [20:52] 1) He's a ponce [20:52] 2) what's up with teh constant gold skin, dude ? [20:53] 3) Oh *please*, that sorceror thing is SO lame [20:53] 1) He is loyal, caring, and forgiving beyond anything those under him might possibly deserve. [20:53] 4) and yet...women still seem to dig that....wassup with that, homes ? [20:53] I would prefer information on his personality. Similar characters from anime and television? [20:54] Ohhhhh [20:54] ") He has powerful magic. And will share with the right people.' [20:54] well [20:54] * Vanal ain't the best choice, as Vanal as heavily coloured his perceptions [20:54] Conviction 4, compassion 1, Temperance 4. [20:54] 3) he is always calm and collected. Very little can frazzle or confuse my lord. [20:55] try !exy dex now jydan [20:55] !exy Dex [20:55] Tabius (5) 1, 10, 7, 2, 5, Successes : 3 [20:55] (Tabs ain't soming ?) [20:55] *coming [20:55] dunno. [20:55] here he is! [20:55] * Tabius is now known as Jydan [20:55] sorry jydan, you get to play... Maris! [20:55] (*SORRY I am late) [20:55] * Jydan is now known as Maris [20:55] yes you are [20:55] Okay, who's MARIS like? [20:55] Maris is pretty well comatose. [20:56] he'll recover. [20:56] Thought Maris got healed by Cic [20:56] eventually. [20:56] * Maris is going to learn like, 30 characters tonight, he swears. [20:56] Ok now as Maris, you're basically the Male Kiyyoko [20:56] Woo! [20:56] * Maris can do that! [20:56] What did you learn about Tala, besides that she is a Ninja? [20:56] Male Bastard Kiyyoko. [20:56] No giggling, though. [20:56] and a wee bit LESS well...sleep with everyone under the sun [20:56] erm....... how much did I miss? [20:56] Woman dropping Sonofabitch. [20:56] nothing [20:57] And Kiyyoko only sleeps with people she loves now. [20:57] Yes. Woman-dropping bastard. [20:57] The only reason she slept with Ressar is she was slightly atttracted to him, and needed to know if that curse worked just with Situro. [20:58] ...tried to, you mean [20:58] Yeah. [20:58] She'll make it up to him if he asks... [20:58] But she'll be rather reluctant. [20:58] * Jynaru ponders the nature of Ressar. [20:58] She feels she owes him a debt. [20:58] Survivor [20:59] ack [20:59] Back [21:00] wb [21:00] * Thanos bows to Hikari [21:00] so everyone ready? [21:01] yep [21:01] * Cicada is. [21:01] Good to go [21:01] Ready as I'll ever be. [21:01] I guess so. [21:01] Anything GOOD about Maris? [21:01] everyone in #pvpexaltedrp [21:02] he is the barbarin king [21:02] he seems loyal to his friends [21:02] * Maris sees. [21:04] "your voice has been gifted with your child!"?????? [21:04] Cicada started a cult. [21:05] * Jynaru blinks. [21:05] Ahhhh. [21:05] Basically, she uses a charm to send messages to a girl. [21:05] This girl is her "voice" [21:05] I see. [21:05] Well, at least this one isn't mine. [21:06] * Jynaru declares shenanigans, though. Virgin birth? What is this, Star Wars? Does breeding = Midichlorians? [21:06] Joseph: "You're pregnant? Oh, Jesus Christ!" Mary: "Oh! Joe that's a great name!" [21:06] lol [21:06] Not neccesarily. I've heard that you can get pregnant without having sex. [21:06] And without artificial insemmination. [21:06] * Storyteller shrugs. [21:06] Or divine intervention. [21:07] * Jynaru 's heard pop rocks and pepsi kills you. [21:07] but it's always a woman :) [21:07] This doesn't make it true. [21:07] Its kissing, thats what gets you pregnant you know ;-) [21:07] and eating fish eggs. [21:08] Handjob then fingering. [21:09] .... [21:09] Well, you people were being smartasses. [21:10] * Jynaru can't blame his ass for being so intelligent. [21:10] Also, Maris never hits on cicada because she'll kill him. [21:10] Tabius! The Amazing Goku! [21:10] Ahhhhh. [21:10] Good. He won't. [21:11] * Maris can play a cynis! [21:11] * Cicada would get creeped out and at a loss at what to do. [21:12] (then maybe kill him) [21:12] Heh. [21:12] * Cicada has newfound respect for the man. But lust..? [21:12] "Hey... now that you're missing some limbs, you look sexy!" [21:13] [21:13] Sanyet acts as legs. One armed throwing is a go. [21:14] heh [21:14] I like the coma Fantasy! [21:14] Sanyet is good legs, even if he screams a bit. [21:14] It was a good coma fantasy! [21:14] Has good legs too, even if he screams a bit. ;) [21:15] * Storyteller shrugs. His entire lower half is a gift to womankind? [21:15] No. [21:15] Just to a woman. [21:15] Will see to the rst later. [21:15] ah [21:19] How does Maris feel about the cloud? [21:20] Maris doesn't care either way, I suppose. [21:20] And is said cloud pink and have a little pink trail? [21:20] It is an efficient tool. Just about that. [21:21] no, it's a white cloud :) [21:21] And Cicada's on it, so apparently the impure of heart can ride it as well. :) [21:21] Sorry about that. [21:24] Heh. [21:24] Awww... waht is a little fornification among friends? [21:25] When Maris doesn't get included it's BAD! [21:25] :) [21:25] Did you heal all of maris' wounds, cicada? [21:27] Yes. [21:27] He should be allright within 18 hours or so. [21:27] Err.. MANY hours. [21:27] Tala was 18 hours. [21:28] yea [21:28] * Vanal takes a deep drag off the cigarette [21:30] brb [21:30] err...wrogn chan [21:31] (for me) [21:32] a crucified person...lovely [21:33] Now this makes both games I'm in that someone's been crucified. [21:34] I take it we are currently pre-2 month down time? [21:34] Back [21:34] wb [21:34] yes [21:36] What state of decay is she in? [21:36] dunno [21:36] hey manx. [21:36] * Maris is now known as Jydan [21:36] Yaaay! [21:36] yo manx [21:36] Manx doesn't play Maris [21:36] Oh..... [21:36] Dammit. [21:36] Maris plays maris [21:36] * Jydan is now known as Maris [21:44] * Storyteller really expected you guys to find out before this. [21:45] What, that the guide died? [21:45] Tabius and Cicada and somebody knew about it before this..... well we talked to the ghost. [21:45] We knew she did, not just how or who did it. [21:46] * Storyteller nods. [21:46] We still don't know the last part. [21:46] who did it... [21:47] * Jynaru 's assuming either trippy bizarro elemental or the Twilight. [21:48] "What a waste. She was just hung there to kill her. No meaning at all..." [21:48] Sorriiieee... [21:49] Vanal Grissom, Exalted CSI *g* [21:53] Nobody says "Yes, Maris, it's quiet. A little TOO quiet." under pain of death. [21:54] We need the background music to properly pull that off. [21:54] Bach is NOT it. [21:55] It's possible! [21:55] The mongols do it! [21:55] c'mon maris [21:55] Out of cows, granted, but. [21:55] be more serious :) [21:55] Maris is v. serious :) [21:55] He is? [21:55] Oh. [21:56] Well. [21:56] * Disconnected [21:58] * Rejoined channel #pvpexalted [21:58] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Pants_Ninja [21:58] Uppity ass, maybe. But smart?! [21:58] oh, you know it's true, girlie [21:59] wiseass [21:59] not smartass [21:59] Wise, then. [21:59] and [21:59] Come on Tala, go easy on Maris, he's not used to being himself. [21:59] * Tala looks at Maris with a mixture of puzzlement and disgust. [22:00] Hey, Tabius is Tabius, not some kind of Donkey guru! [22:00] I dunno, Vanal seems to think he's a horse's ass *g* [22:01] ;-) [22:01] brb [22:01] * Disconnected [22:07] * Now talking in #pvpexalted [22:07] I loathe my sister [22:07] So do we. But I suppose she has good sides as well. [22:07] if by "good side" you mean "tell me to do things my parents specifically told her to do" then yes. [22:08] remember she was naked when you got her. [22:08] they wouldn't wear clothes around you at first :P [22:12] Heh. [22:12] Silly pervert. [22:13] * Jynaru shrugs. They should have tried bathing in alcohol if they were looking for exotic loving. [22:16] GAH! This coffee tastes like rinocerous bile! [22:17] * Maris COUGHS! [22:17] TERRIBLE!!! [22:17] did you get the free stuff at borders? [22:17] No. [22:17] I brewed this myself. [22:18] sucks to be you, brewer of bad coffee. [22:18] * Maris pouts at the coffee machine. [22:18] Hence the problem. [22:18] now your pot will taste horrible for a week. [22:18] NOOOOO! [22:18] Well, that's okay. I have a coffee mix that I use more often. [22:20] Gyah! [22:20] THIS IS TERRIBLE!! [22:20] throw it ooooout [22:21] Must... Finish... terrible ......coffee.... [22:21] * Jynaru has... THE DEW! [22:21] And a yawn. [22:21] * Maris finishes the terrible coffee in Jyn's Dew. [22:21] * Storyteller is immune to sleep [22:21] Clearly, more dew is needed. [22:22] ARRRRGHHHH! Fallen Tounge is eating the sea! [22:23] * Maris gives Fallen Tounge some of his coffee. [22:23] Poor demon. Even Infernals does not deserve to suffer thus... [22:24] * Maris then breathes on it with his terrible rinocerous bile coffee breath. [22:25] I'm tempted to say you killed it. [22:25] But do you REALLY want another malfean? [22:25] Uhmmm..... Not really. [22:25] * Jynaru blinks. [22:25] That wouldn't make it a malfean. [22:26] It's jsut make whatever it's the fetich of reboot. [22:26] heh [22:27] Quick! Somebody kick the body and say "Hey, you, wake up!" [22:27] * Jynaru blinks. [22:28] Finding out about the fire is not the time for "Sexy dynamite" to start. [22:28] That would be that the thing for a smart ass to do. [22:32] You'd think they would have discovered some plant or what not w/ contraceptive properties [22:32] by now [22:32] IRL? [22:32] the natives [22:32] Probably, but they'd take the exact opposite of that plant [22:33] they have existed in our world for thousands of years [22:33] * Jynaru shrugs. They want kids. [22:33] Especially possibly blooded kids. [22:35] * Vanal has been savign that one up for a bit [22:35] You beat me to the catchphrase. [22:35] LOL [22:35] Although I was pondering the variation on "Raw.... is.... JERICHO!" [22:36] RAJAH ! [22:38] * Jynaru considers. [22:38] Gotta love that name. [22:39] At least it's not Jafar. [22:39] * Jynaru thinks that was the villain dude from Aladdin. [22:39] err...no, you don't get it [22:39] on the pvp forums there was a guy [22:39] his name was Rajah Sulayman [22:39] he's cool [22:40] * Jynaru 's more speaking on loving the name. [22:42] Anyone see Femme Fatale? [22:42] nope [22:43] Goooood movie [22:45] And Tabius is the Kiyyoko? [22:45] Not Maris? [22:46] * Maris is a bit confused. [22:46] * Storyteller chuckles. [22:46] Maris is god-king. [22:46] he's also cynis. [22:47] Ahhh. [22:47] ooo... Maris played by Sean Connery in 'Those who wanted to be Kings*. :) [22:47] he doesn't care about being Cynis, really. [22:47] it's just what he does. [22:48] Well, that ass was right in front of him, and he just couldn't help but pinching it! You could have made it a bit more entertaining! [22:49] they're your elite guard. They're not entertainment :) [22:49] * Maris sighs. [22:49] They'd at least be surprised that he's pinching their ass! [22:49] Doubtful. [22:50] They're HIS elite guard. [22:50] So they'd expect it. *sigh* [22:50] Stupid lusty Maris. [22:53] * Thanos (~web-Guest@ip68-108-129-116.lv.lv.cox.net) Quit (Ping timeout) [22:54] ...oh shit... [22:54] it's Jyn's siddie ex ! [22:54] It's too early for the Sideral! [22:54] * Jynaru thinks... [22:55] Oh, gods. It can't be her. [22:55] OK, I just sent you my char sheet GH, sorry it's taken so long [22:55] it's ok [22:55] * Storyteller understands. [22:55] * Jynaru 's utterly screwed if it is. [22:56] and... coils! [22:56] * Storyteller gives Jynaru a guess the ST point. [22:56] WOOO! [22:56] * Jynaru was right. [22:56] The knowing the language was the tipoff. [22:56] * Storyteller shrugs. any spirit can know the language. [22:57] wb [22:57] thanks, Maris said sometihng last? [22:57] Yeah, but any spirit isn't important. [22:57] Coils is. [22:57] I was pondering running off with this nice ass of a guardswoman in front of me. :) [22:58] sounds ok. [22:58] Hey, I'm not really Maris. I can have some fun with him if I want. :) [22:58] usually he's more circumspect :p [22:58] To say the least. :) [23:00] * Jynaru shall unleash... BAD PICKUP LINE FRENZY! [23:00] ooo... here goes either the Performance ability or the typical memory loss. [23:02] well I've finished my homework now, I'll go to bed, later guys [23:02] anybody want to do something with tabius before he leaves ? [23:02] nope [23:03] wait...one thing [23:03] thwack him on the back of the head for dragging him on that deathtrap of a traveling method [23:03] *g* [23:03] heh [23:04] * Cicada will try to discreetly ask him about the pregnant oracle. [23:04] well tabius? what about the pregnant oracle? [23:06] EH? [23:07] you konw you slept with her. [23:07] "Didn't know the nice guide of a girl to get the flowers with was the ORACLE! [23:09] Heh. :) [23:10] How nice of Cicada to do that. [23:10] * Jynaru is amused at the forethought. [23:10] * Cicada will mostly just congratulate Tabius and give his hand a loving squeeze as he heads off with his conquest of the night. [23:11] And I think we've got dead ST. [23:11] teh ST lives... kinda [23:11] Ah, indeed. [23:11] (In High Realm of course. No need for his new girl to learn of this) [23:11] * Jynaru just noticed the ping failed. [23:11] No, I got a reply. [23:11] Or I misclicked. [23:11] (*Tabius is currently indisposed at the moment ;-) [23:12] Anyway, if she's sitting, the hand is to help her up and lead her over to Cicada. [23:12] I know, Cic did it as he left. [23:12] oh [23:12] (*AH.......how pregnant is she? [23:12] very pregnant. [23:13] less than 6 days till delivery? [23:13] !exc essence pers -4 [23:13] no [23:13] a month and a half [23:13] the half is maybe. [23:14] Question du jour: And how long until my second set of wives delivers? [23:15] the same [23:15] * Jynaru curses. [23:15] Take this one with on the cloud to see the others maybe? [23:16] i suppose [23:16] Watch the botch. [23:16] Or not. *shrug* [23:19] Whoa whoa whoa. Somebody played by DT is trying to be FRIENDLY? Is something wrong with this picture? [23:19] :) [23:20] * Jynaru shrugs. It's hard not to be nice to cute confused ex-spirit girls who you contributed to making ex-spirit. [23:22] But.... DT! [23:22] He already killed her. Now he can be nice to her. [23:22] It's just he ordinarily get the chance to get to the nice stuff on the things to do list. [23:22] Ahhhhh. [23:23] That explains why he's in love with Shakel. She's dead. [23:23] So Van is a necropheliac. [23:23] That was before the death. [23:23] * Maris knows. He's just being mean. :) [23:25] Anyway, how am I doing on the Maris front? [23:25] OOC guess: Was god-blooded, went full spirit, the killing coalesced into the mortal. [23:25] Ahhhh. [23:27] Spank her like a red-headed step child, Cicada!! [23:28] ... Now there's an odd mental image. [23:28] Odd? You mean pleasing. :) [23:29] * Jynaru remembers coils as the odd octopus spirit. [23:29] Suffice to say spanking such brings up... strange geometries. [23:32] !exc wp -4 [23:32] !exc essence pers -6 [23:34] *dance* [23:35] Not sparkle? [23:36] no [23:40] Hi again. [23:40] wb [23:40] :) [23:40] wb [23:40] what'd you last see? [23:40] * Hikari2 is now known as Cicada [23:40] Dunno. [23:41] Girl screaming and toppling, Maris getting made into a cute girls pet. [23:41] That is Jydan playing Maris. :) [23:45] ...hey, aren't we supposed to get off the island tonight ? [23:45] * Storyteller shrugs. [23:45] you'll find out how, definately. [23:45] * Jynaru shrugs. Beyond the actual scene, all this is just setup. [23:46] Better living through chemistry, or in this case biology. [23:47] Wooggle wooggle woo! [23:47] * Jynaru 'll go ahead and get the questions asked whilst the scene in there occurs. [23:47] 1 am already? And this is last game? [23:47] Any particular reason NOT to move the village wife to wheveer the others are? [23:47] for the island [23:47] * Storyteller has... an hour to go. [23:48] the last game that should take place almost fully on the island. [23:48] * Storyteller will end the game with a neat scene! [23:50] when there's nothing else, I'll end the roleplay for this segment. [23:50] then i'll fast forward to the end of the time when they go into labor. [23:51] Ok. [23:51] * Storyteller figures you can do what you guys want to do with this scene in .. .15 minutes? [23:51] Likely. See if it calms her down, anything else that can be done. Explain what's going on with miracle maiden. [23:51] * Cicada will se to the girl. Cic has become ugly and undesirable anyway. What man would have her as she is now? [23:51] ack! [23:52] Uh.... Sanyet? [23:53] Yeah, but convince Cicada of that. [23:53] "You know there was a one legged man on death row in Texas and they wouldn't give him his wooden leg to walk the last mile on. It was dead man hopping." - Robin Williams [23:53] * Storyteller shrugs. in three days, Cicada, Sanyet, and Tabius are going to share a bed. [23:53] * Jynaru considers. [23:53] That's gotta be diff 5. [23:53] Awww... what about my new pet? Doesn't she get a spot somewhere? [23:53] * Jynaru wonders if hitting on Cicada = a +3 stunt for that. [23:54] * Storyteller supposes so. [23:54] * Maris cites Jydan's 1st Law of Femanine Thought - "Only in your dreams can you convince a woman that she is beautiful if she believes otherwise." [23:54] * Storyteller guesses that's ti? [23:54] i'll talk about it OOC [23:54] That'll work, then. [23:54] Might as well fast-forward to the last scene. [23:54] Yay! [23:54] I think Vanal will kill me if I gloss over it. [23:55] * Jynaru chuckles. [23:55] Decided to name the kid Irin or something? [23:56]