Session Start: Fri Jan 03 17:02:29 2003 [17:02] * Topic is 'Exalted: Don't touch GoldenH! It's curse will fall upon you! [ http://www.masterninja.com/weapons/en/ ]' [17:02] * Set by GoldenH|mononoke-hime on Fri Jan 03 20:04:59 [17:08] Flash. [17:08] aye [17:08] Thunder [17:09] RAIN! [17:09] I CALL UPON THE RAIN OF DOOOOM! [17:09] hmm.... [17:09] immunity to everything technique! [17:10] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter puts up his soulsteel umbrella. [17:10] * GoldenH frolics in the rain of doom [17:14] manx's lunar is a bow-a-holic now [17:14] Another archer? [17:14] yeap [17:15] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter ponders. [17:15] Arching is good, yes. [17:15] * GoldenH expects he will be the only one with thrown [17:15] unless hikari's character has thrown [17:16] * GoldenH figures he's going to have to take a the other combat abilities. probably melee first, then archery, then brawl. [17:19] * GoldenH shrugs. DB time now [17:19] True. [17:19] lesse... [17:19] * GoldenH considers his plans for tonight [17:19] Archery rules! [17:19] Must type up descriptions and figure out which of the 8 different foot-claw thingies I wanted to send to you. [17:20] heh [17:20] Wait, 9. [17:20] One for each type of jade and MM. [17:20] you are a busy little bootyhunter [17:20] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter rather doubts he's getting a soulsteel footclaw set, though. [17:20] Pondering... pondering... [17:20] most likely red jade [17:21] Ah. Likely red jade. [17:21] What's the secondary jade? [17:21] Black? [17:21] red jade's practically seeping out of the rocks around here [17:21] no other jade is in any large amount [17:21] Hrm. All of these are made for two-part stuffness. [17:22] * GoldenH shrugs [17:22] whatever one you were looking for [17:23] I guess I could accept whatever red jade combo you want. likely black ,possibly red [17:23] Yeah. It was going to be red with black accents. [17:23] sounds good then [17:24] The only one I really made non combo with jade was the green jade with the moonsilver muscles that had the climbing bonus and such. [17:24] * GoldenH wonders where you get the black jade from [17:24] Trade with the spirits. [17:24] * GoldenH finds that doubtful [17:24] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter figured there'd be some considering black jade is water aspect and it's an island. [17:25] any jade deposits that are not red jade would have been imported before the barriers were put in place [17:25] Ouch... [17:25] Found a dead DB in my travels who had a black jade trinket? [17:25] blue jade deposits might have been closer, but eh [17:26] * GoldenH supposes so. there are lots of dead folks in the swamps [17:26] Blue jade is spiffy, true. [17:26] Red and blue kinda clash for looks, though. [17:26] er [17:26] black jade not blue jade [17:26] * GoldenH is silly [17:27] Right. Here's the effects list: Always has the Dragon Graced Weapon effect for Fire on. [17:27] It also... christ, what am I babling about? [17:28] uhh [17:28] artifact? [17:28] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter deviates into a description of the wounds left by the claws... [17:29] Right. Second effect, being the black jade traceries, protects me from flame. [17:29] * GoldenH is keeping it to plain artifacts, like "just" daiklaves and so on [17:29] like tei's swords are "just" javeling-short-dailklaves they don't have any other power [17:29] Ahhh. [17:29] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter 's built all these claw thingies with powers. [17:30] ah [17:30] Partly just because they're spiffier that way. [17:30] Also, the feet of fire description is fun ^_^ [17:30] wel if they are cool powers you might get themlater [17:30] heh [17:30] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter shrugs. I built it as a level two, two fairly minor powers. [17:31] * GoldenH will think about it [17:31] anyhow was there any other powers? [17:31] Not for that set, no. [17:31] hm [17:31] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter built a large variety of level two. [17:32] The second one can go, I suppose, it's there for the description of the freaky-looking things. [17:32] As I channeled Shadowrun's laser axe and had the claws be essentially a black and red jade framework around flame what appears when battle begins. [17:32] * GoldenH expects that you can have the cool-looking stuff irregardless if it actually has the power [17:33] I'll probably say that you can walk on hot stuff without your feet exploding into flames [17:34] and that if you want to spend a couple motes they'll light up for the scene [17:34] Ah. Will still look spiffy. [17:34] NOW I know where I got this concept! [17:34] * GoldenH expects that it will require at least 3 successes after parry to light them on fire [17:34] How lightsabers supposedly work. [17:35] oh? [17:35] There's the field that contains the light. [17:35] which way? I've heard dozens of ways [17:35] Well, when the saber touches things, the field is disrupted, and all the energy hits whatever's in the way till it isn't in the way. [17:36] ah [17:36] that's a new one. [17:36] It's a simple one, and isn't great, but I used it for the basis of this set of claws. [17:36] hmm [17:36] They're sharp, sure, but contact triggers the flame. [17:37] * GoldenH supposes he could see that. [17:37] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter reflects this either with increased damage or the aforementioned "Next turn soak fire damage." [17:37] yea [17:37] * GoldenH can see it lighting folks on fire [17:37] Eventually I'm going to bust out the paired set of feet and hand claws with the opposite effects, or something. [17:38] hm [17:38] That's later, though. [17:38] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter has plans for those. [17:39] It'll either be the opposites, or the tricksy green jade with the poison nastiness. [17:39] no Ice Arrows? [17:39] Well, Tokyo Magnum II has paralyzing arrows. [17:39] ah [17:39] Benefit of the White Jade in the construction. [17:40] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter 's not sure why the moonsilver is there... beyond it's the way I remember it looking, but I'll figure that out. [17:40] * GoldenH shrugs sagely [17:41] Sagely shrugs? That's a new one. [17:42] heh [17:42] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter currently has the whole moving helix web thing where he never touches said moonsilver, but there's got to be a reason for the core. [17:43] Ah-HA! [17:43] Two different artifacts merged! [17:43] Crazy-ass freak-wyld-bow contained by the jade! [17:43] probably works as an autofire [17:43] cool [17:43] * GoldenH imagines the moonsilver twisting on it's own in order to help aim [17:44] Probably so. [17:44] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter knows more about the special effects of it than what it does. [17:45] heh [17:49] * GoldenH rubs his chin thoughtfully of the doom that is sure to occur [17:49] why theh ell is it 5 o'clock [17:49] ho it's six, good [17:54] Yeah. Six. [17:54] Seven, whatever. [17:54] hmmmmm must get more anime [17:54] * GoldenH considers [17:55] Can't go wrong with Star Blazers. [17:56] Got to love the Wave Motion Cannon. [17:57] hm giant robot anime.. [17:57] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter sighs. What does it say when I have the entire concept of what I need to write in my head, and I don't want to write it? [17:57] * GoldenH laugs [17:57] dude I have 3 full-length novels sitting in my head [17:57] My fingers utterly refuse to put down anything right now. [17:57] It's just a frigging description and figuring out a statline! [17:58] yea silly brains [17:58] here go read this I am making a post right now. http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2262&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0 [17:58] Ack! Have IRC trojan! [17:59] eeeevillllll [17:59] In the frigging registry file! [17:59] wow [18:01] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter (Fiat@c-24-98-60-90.atl.client2.attbi.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer) [18:01] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter (Fiat@c-24-98-60-90.atl.client2.attbi.com) has joined #pvpexalted [18:03] Argh. [18:03] Stupid bugger. [18:03] YEA [18:07] I approve of the dictatorship of Sexas. [18:08] indeed the dictatorship of Sexas shall not be denied [18:08] has fiatopia had any luck? [18:10] Nope. [18:10] Not a bit. [18:10] dang [18:10] they haven't fixed it yet? [18:10] Not that I can tell. [18:11] shame [18:11] * GoldenH could use an alliance, or really big war for that matter, with fiatopia [18:12] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter nods. Deadly triskelegs! [18:13] heh [18:13] * GoldenH wonders what the Principality of the Golden Lands will do [18:15] No clue... [18:15] * GoldenH suspects they will use their great and hidden secret powers for good [18:15] bah. [18:16] You use great and hidden secret powers to win at cards. [18:16] hehe [18:16] No love form the site, sadly. [18:16] * Jydan||NWN growls. "Where is that girl? [18:17] in your pants! [18:17] PANTS! [18:17] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter needs a curreny... [18:17] Currency, even. [18:18] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter ponders. [18:19] Bah. Allow me to attempt a dialup connect. [18:20] FIATOPIA LIVES! [18:20] yaaay [18:20] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter cackles maniacally. [18:21] I am an inoffensive centrist democracy... [18:21] [don't join the UN, they will ruin your description] [18:21] heh [18:21] poor fiat, you're going to have to work on your rating [18:21] Indeed... [18:22] My tiny pleaseant nation renowned for it's barren, inhospitable landscape. [18:22] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter dislikes the page cannot be displayed, dammit... [18:23] heh [18:23] try, try again [18:23] Basket weaving. Greaaat. [18:24] lol [18:24] Mmm... uranium. [18:24] URANIUM BASKETS! YES! [18:24] intersting... [18:25] Nukes4U's spokesman is Hope Fellow. Green Politician is... Billy-bob King? [18:25] Billy-Bob got elected? The hell?!? that thing about South Pacific must be wrong. [18:26] Besidse, my landscape is inhospitable anyway. Where'd I get a rainforest? [18:26] lol [18:26] * Jydan (Jydan@dia-58.vaix.net) has joined #pvpexalted [18:26] Clearly, the uranium deposit created mutant plants. [18:27] * Jydan||NWN (Jydan@dia-129.vaix.net) Quit (Ping timeout) [18:27] Now, what was your advice earlier? [18:27] About the issues and stuff? [18:27] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter 's probably going to end up with a corrupt dystopia of some sort. [18:28] whatever issues [18:28] don't join the united nations [18:28] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter hums along to the song. "You can get anything you want, at Alice's Resteraunt, excepting Alice. [18:28] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter can't get into the settings, dammit. [18:28] What's wrong with the UN? [18:29] you have no choice but to support whatever resolution they demand [18:30] * Jydan is now known as Jydan|NWN [18:30] What? Bah! MY Nation! [18:30] exactly [18:30] don't join it. [18:30] new post in that thread i listed [18:31] This is ridiculous. [18:31] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter can't even pick an action. [18:31] hmm [18:31] Nor logout, it seems. [18:31] most unusual [18:31] Ah, wait, logging out seems to be kosher. [18:31] it happens to me sometimes though [18:31] try moving to another region [18:31] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter can't select actions, or go into settings. [18:31] Eh, logged out for now. [18:31] Will try later tonight. [18:31] allright [18:32] when you log back in you'll need to go to some link i'm about to give you.. [18:32] * GoldenH is moving his nation to the Kawaii Sancutary [18:32] Kawaii Sanctuary? [18:32] Kawaii Sanctuary???????????? [18:33] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter is amused at the name. [18:33] yes, the Great Nation of Sexas was invited. [18:33] * GoldenH will provide the link to join the Kawaii Sanctuary [18:33] Great Naton of Sexas......?? [18:33] ACctually the Holy Empire of Sexas [18:34] I.... See.... [18:34] Got to have Holy in a name with Sex. [18:35] BEST OF 2002: Best GameBoy Advance Game [18:35] Vote Submitted [18:35] Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance 7.11% 2645 [18:35] Dragon Ball Z: The Legacy of Goku 3.97% 1479 [18:35] Mega Man Battle Network 2 4.58% 1703 [18:35] Metroid Fusion 33.54% 12484 [18:35] Sonic Advance 3.39% 1260 [18:35] Super Mario World 4.21% 1565 [18:35] Tactics Ogre 8.14% 3030 [18:35] Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 1.71% 635 [18:35] Yoshi's Island 2.48% 923 [18:35] Yu-Gi-Oh! The Eternal Duelist Soul 6.96% 2591 [18:35] Zelda: A Link to the Past 23.92% [18:35] duhhhrrrr [18:35] Surprisingly, more Zelda fanboys than DBZ fanboys. [18:35] how could there not? [18:36] However, Metroid tops both. [18:36] hm. [18:36] The answer is clear. Metroid ownz j00. [18:37] * GoldenH sees no way to dispute this logic [18:39] ah, it is the Kawaii Sanctuary. good. [18:45] gonna hop in the shower [18:45] afk [18:45] * GoldenH is now known as GoldenH|AFK [19:27] * GoldenH|AFK is now known as GoldenH [19:27] * GoldenH sniffs [19:27] anyone alive? [19:28] I'm playing NWN.... [19:28] So don't bother me unless you're FEMALE! [19:28] * GoldenH grabs onto fiat's leg and pulls him into his lair of despair [19:28] Gyah. [19:28] braiiiiins [19:29] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter activates his light-spear and waves it at the RancorH. [19:29] * GoldenH hisses and backs off [19:30] * DarthTom (~ltermac@HSE-QuebecCity-ppp3497242.sympatico.ca) has joined #pvpexalted [19:30] yo [19:31] yo [19:31] 'ello, DT. [19:31] ... [19:31] BootyHunter...sure, and I'm Don 'Darth Promiscuous' Won Kenobi [19:32] and good news...they've listened to my schedule...I start work a tnoon, not 10 tomorrow [19:32] sweet [19:32] GH had a scheme that involved me sleeping with his sister and then killing her. Hence the play on words of Bounty Hunter. [19:32] I...see [19:32] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter approves fo the new schedule. [19:32] Vanality! [19:33] *Vanality* ? [19:33] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter just made someone die with an edit of Vanal. [19:33] The screaming, the snapping noise, the limp flopping, dead. [19:33] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter misses Toasty, though. [19:34] Stupid bloody NWN. [19:35] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter desires a remake so I can actually wandr around in dungeons with Dragon-Bloods, not fighters and rogues. [19:35] heh [19:35] Vanality, Maristacular, Jynosity, Shakisfaction... [19:36] Teisty? [19:37] ...that could work [19:38] That leaves...Cic, Tabs, and Tala [19:38] Or maybe Nastei. [19:38] *snigger* [19:38] Taless? [19:39] that works [19:39] The Rotalator! It slices, it dices, it makes julienne fries! [19:39] Cictastic ? [19:39] Cicening. [19:40] "And all my Vanalites out there know that I am, will forever be...AND THE VAN *MEANNS * FOREVER BE*...the toughest SOB in the Realm today" [19:40] Teisticles? [19:40] YES ! [19:41] That leaves Tabs [19:41] * Thanos (~web-Guest@cm205.221.120.24.lvcm.com) has joined #pvpexalted [19:41] ... [19:41] Tha tleaves Eliza Dushku [19:41] heh [19:41] ...nuts [19:42] rhymes with orange [19:42] strange? [19:42] but not quiet [19:43] Silver. [19:43] hrmmm damn I don't know how to spell that [19:43] door hinge ? [19:43] Oh, ranch. [19:43] now quite, quiet....... (ie almost) [19:43] ... [19:43] Okay, I cannot translate what was jsut said [19:44] and I've been spekaign english since I came out of my mother's womb [19:44] the word for almost, that starts Q and you say "Almost but not q......" [19:44] ...not shite sherlock [19:44] err [19:45] no shite [19:45] Haw. [19:45] Neither of you can spell. [19:46] ferme ta guele, ti gosses [19:46] err [19:46] geule [19:46] Two languages you can't spell in. Amazing. [19:47] ... [19:47] Do you do Esperanto too? [19:47] Taber-fucking-nac [19:47] you know, my news years resolution was to stop blaspheming so much... [19:47] and you BOLLOCKED IT UP ! [19:48] Awww... I feel the opposite of bad. [19:48] Ah, like yo momma last night [19:49] What you say about my momma? [19:52] I be sayin', she's so old, she's got Moses' autograph [19:52] Blashpeme? where? [19:53] tabernac [19:53] * GoldenH rubs his chin [19:53] french curse [19:53] french swears tend to veer towards the blasphemous [19:53] but what are you blaspheming? [19:54] literally means 'tabernacle' [19:54] hm [19:54] strange to use that as a curse [19:54] it's french [19:54] "Church you, bitch!" [19:54] and no stranger than 'fuck' [19:54] Indeed. It's the equivalent of damn. [19:55] merde=shit [19:55] Ah, yeah. [19:55] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter remembers his French teacher using that one liberally. [19:56] in quebec we veer towards the clerical swears, dunno about france [19:56] What do you call a guy who walks bare foot all the time, is slim of frame and body, meditates to much, and is got bad breath? [19:56] Jesus ? [19:56] * DarthTom is hit by lightning [19:56] A supercallused, fragile mystic, vexed by halitosis. [19:56] *groan* [19:56] (*now say it fast) [19:56] Bad. Bad. Bad. [19:57] http://www.observerlivechat.com/HHHJesus.jpg [19:57] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter knew it all along! [19:57] * DarthTom entertaisn himself by watching a truly bitchin' fan-made lightsaber duel [19:57] ... [19:58] * Cicada (Hikari@zaqd378a455.zaq.ne.jp) has joined #pvpexalted [19:58] *bows to Hikari* [19:58] 'ello, Hik. Have a nice trip? [19:58] Good morning. And happy new year. [19:58] http://www.thor.mirtna.org/oddities/wm2k.html [19:58] Yo hik [19:58] It was busy but good. [19:59] * Cicada hopes that she is never again going to have to press two families that far from each other into just one week. [20:00] That goes without saying. No trouble with the extended family, though? [20:00] No, fortunately not. [20:00] Hey Hik. [20:01] Met with one of my uncles and his family, but that was all. [20:01] ahhh she made it [20:01] * GoldenH missed yoooo [20:01] Awwww..... [20:01] I am sorry, GH. But I really had to go. [20:02] i know. I spent the time to get something done. [20:02] Yeah. It was kinda boring around here without ya. [20:02] I'm not sure exactly WHAT I did but I think I did something... [20:02] I am back now, and I am going to entertain my very own special GH again now. [20:02] * GoldenH dances [20:02] Yes ! Dance, puppet ! [20:02] * DarthTom shocks one of GH's feet [20:02] I never said I wasn't hikari's puppet.. ow! [20:02] Hey, that is MY line, DT! [20:02] seriously, good to see you, Hik [20:02] ow! [20:03] * GoldenH just isn't suki's puppet. [20:03] * DarthTom goes bakc to watching the lightsaber movie [20:03] wow...spinny [20:03] Yo da`man! [20:03] Suki has a puppet. [20:04] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter points at Jydan. [20:04] GH:um, no [20:04] soo what are you doing with your footwarmer hikari? [20:04] HEY! [20:04] * Thanos is now known as Thanos_is_eating_and_afk [20:04] I refer to the fanmovie that someone on the forums posted this morning [20:04] I'm not a puppet!!! [20:04] [20:04] * Jydan|NWN glowers angrily at Fiat. [20:04] My... footwarmer..? [20:04] Puppet. With strings. [20:05] Sitting under it, mainly.... [20:05] heh [20:05] * GoldenH is combing his hair, don't mind me [20:06] Bite me, Fiat. [20:06] I don't need more fiber. [20:07] BTW, I do believe fiat is hoping to run his game wensday [20:07] Thursday here, that is. [20:07] yeap [20:07] same time, same place [20:07] * Cicada will try to make time, but not until after lessons end in some four weeks. [20:08] * GoldenH nods sagely [20:08] tjat [20:08] ugh...start classes monday [20:08] that's right, you have lessons wensday... [20:08] * GoldenH slaps himself [20:08] 13th here [20:09] rat bastard [20:09] 13th here too. [20:09] rat bastardS [20:09] 13th for now, yes. At least is not friday. [20:09] 14th here. 13th is adult day, a holiday. [20:09] Adult day is a holiday? [20:09] wow adult day? [20:09] Adult Day? [20:09] haha [20:10] we are all fanboys [20:10] That is an odd name for a holidy. [20:10] Yep, those who have turned 20 have their adulthood ceremonies. [20:10] I see. [20:10] Turned 20 during the year. [20:10] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter sighs. We need more holidays to celebrate. [20:10] ahh coo [20:10] hmm [20:10] how about "fiatday?" [20:10] YAAAAH! [20:10] CELEBRATE! [20:10] CELEBRATE! [20:10] * GoldenH dances [20:11] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter dances. [20:11] * GoldenH dances to the musak [20:11] Are we going to do this like the Swedish May fest and dance around an erected mast hanging flowers and wreathed cloths on it? :) [20:11] Uh... Jydan Day? [20:11] maypole? :) [20:12] Yep. [20:12] heh [20:12] * Jydan|NWN wants a Jydan Day!! [20:12] last time I did that was.... 4th grade [20:12] Hmmm... Ideas for Jydan Day? [20:12] * GoldenH considers [20:12] send cute girls you will never ever see an email? [20:12] Hmmm.... [20:12] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter approves of both suggestions. [20:12] * Jydan|NWN growls. [20:13] Webmaster Valentines day, ok. [20:13] * GoldenH declares every saturday GoldenH day [20:13] Awwww.... [20:13] And how do we celebrate GoldenH day, other than the obvious? [20:13] hm [20:13] I don't get to celebrate that on Saturdays... (sniff) [20:14] eat a pizza! [20:14] Eat a pizza! [20:14] Yes! [20:14] IN bed! [20:14] yes! with no pants on! [20:14] Yah! [20:14] Wait... In bed, with no pants on? [20:14] * GoldenH thinks it's gonna be the best holiday ever [20:14] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter 's afraid he can't do that, GH. [20:15] what? [20:15] why not? [20:15] Heretic! [20:15] I would not be here for the game, you see. [20:15] hm [20:15] Do both! [20:15] Both? At once? [20:15] shouldn't that be at least three things? [20:15] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter ponders. [20:16] Yes, your lack of commitment to your faiths is abhorrent! [20:16] * GoldenH said no pants, you can wear boxers/panties if you like [20:16] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter ponders. [20:16] Hmmm... that certainly makes it easier for me. [20:16] This is like ramadan, only shorter and more difficult to follow through with... [20:17] lol [20:17] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter shall put the smallest pizza of the 5 in the freezer into the oven, and prepare for the testing of faith... [20:17] Ehh.. GH the 31 logs are in fact the 30 logs... [20:18] uhhh [20:18] * Cicada cannot do her pregame notetaking. [20:18] The private logs seem ok. [20:18] allright one second [20:19] * GoldenH activates goddamn-fast webmaster method [20:19] * Thanos_is_eating_and_afk (~web-Guest@cm205.221.120.24.lvcm.com) Quit (Client exited) [20:20] it is done! [20:20] er [20:20] Am I the only one who even checks the logs..? [20:20] * GoldenH dunnos [20:20] There are logs? [20:20] I know I don't. [20:20] I read them when I put them up [20:20] Whoaaaa.... [20:21] ok now to fix that on the other site.. [20:21] * GoldenH acquired popup-free webhosting [20:22] hammerand.com/ex [20:22] http://www.hammerand.com/ex [20:22] hey, I check the logs [20:23] that is good [20:23] the problem is, well..I read them like I normally read, i.e.: I graze them [20:23] * GoldenH dances, he has cut down combing his hair to a mere one hour! [20:24] * DarthTom needs less than 3 minutes to comb and gel his hair [20:24] I love having short hair [20:24] Whoa. Hour? [20:24] That's quite the time period, GH. [20:24] Hour? Getting faster? [20:24] Still cannot beat me, though. [20:25] For length being good? [20:26] * GoldenH will get better... [20:26] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter 's confoosed. Is beating by having a shorter time than an hour or longer? [20:26] shorter time [20:26] * GoldenH suspects hikari can do it in something like 15 minutes [20:26] Depends on whatever I am actually doing something with the hair or just brushing it. [20:27] ah [20:27] Believe me, putting it up for formal wear takes around an hour and I cannot do it on my own. [20:27] ouch [20:27] (Formal wear = kimono) [20:27] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter blinks. [20:27] Who wants ice cream!!??? [20:28] Gyah. [20:28] * GoldenH supposes he would have to put his hair up too.. ack [20:28] It is a little cold, but otherwise thank you, Jydan. [20:28] I suppose afros don't count as put up? [20:28] you re-grew the fro ? [20:28] proably... if you have an electric guitar [20:28] Afros are kind of self-maintaining aren't they? [20:28] i thought rebecca slew it [20:28] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter 's hair is beastly. [20:29] * DarthTom is too...that's why he keeps it short [20:29] If it was much shorter, all I'd have to do is shuffle my feet and I'd have an insto-fro. [20:29] trust me, going through a tube of gel in a month isn't fun [20:29] no mere woman can resist the power of the fiat [20:29] * Jydan|NWN coughs. [20:29] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter just waited until the hair was too long to defy gravity. [20:29] HA! I can resist him anytime! [20:29] * GoldenH throws fiat at hikari [20:30] * DarthTom dons an armani suit, adjusts his sleeve, dons his 200 dollar shades and sidles up to Hik [20:30] Can you resist me, babe ? [20:30] Yes. [20:30] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter crashes into DT, sending them both through a window in slo-mo. [20:30] ... [20:30] * DarthTom grabs the frame and danges dramatically [20:30] *danglesa [20:30] err [20:30] *dangles [20:30] Now had that been a 1000 dollar watch then maybe you could compete. [20:31] eh...I dunno how much my watch cost, it was a grad gift [20:31] * Cicada points at DT's cheap watch. [20:31] all I know is that's it's a Wenger swiss army watch [20:31] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter grabs onto DT's feet and waves at Hik. [20:31] * GoldenH laughs at fiat [20:31] cursed, you are. Cursed! [20:31] Yeah. [20:31] cic:unless you're a multi-millionaire...a Wanger ain't a 'cheap' watch [20:32] err [20:32] WENGER [20:32] I mean, do you have any idea how to get glass out of a fro? [20:32] not Wanger [20:32] hmm [20:32] and I wish I were joking about the shades [20:32] peanut butter? [20:32] * DarthTom really DOES have a $200 pair of shadesa [20:32] err [20:32] Gum? [20:32] shades [20:32] Put peanut butter in the fro? [20:32] Are you insane? [20:32] * GoldenH thinks it'd work [20:32] * DarthTom looks at the fro [20:32] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter would have birds attempting to nest in the fro! [20:32] Gum'd work better. [20:32] Hmmmm [20:32] I've got an idea [20:33] * DarthTom zips over to work [20:33] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter floats in the air and waits. [20:33] * DarthTom comes back toting a gigantic gas-powered weed-whacker [20:33] We'll operate [20:33] Is that all you've got? [20:33] Surgically amputate a portion of the fro [20:33] Well, we've got power saws [20:33] Hrm. Surgical steel? [20:33] Think so [20:33] we also have these [20:33] * DarthTom pulls out a machete [20:34] Ba. [20:34] (yes, we sell machetes) [20:34] you might have more luck with a match.. [20:34] not a ba didea [20:34] err [20:34] ba didea [20:34] err [20:34] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter once broke a pair of scissors on his hair. [20:34] bad idea [20:34] * GoldenH has noted that the power of the hair is nothing compared to the poer of a match [20:34] * DarthTom grabs some butane and a barbeque lighter [20:34] Hrmm.... [20:34] email! [20:35] Updated char sheet heading your way, GH. [20:35] The question becomes can Hik resist the savory aroma of fried Fiat? [20:35] * GoldenH dances [20:35] everyone else send character sheet? [20:35] uno momento [20:35] ... [20:35] Hrm. [20:35] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter knew there was something I was forgetting. [20:35] mmmmmm... Fooooooooooood..... *slurp* [20:35] you are all less good than hikari! [20:35] she was gone all week! [20:35] Are we looking for a specific format or something? [20:35] * Cicada did not have much to update. [20:35] txt format, you know [20:35] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter is physically incapable of doing anything remotely resembling work. [20:36] ... [20:36] err...it's doc [20:36] another email! [20:36] that okay ? [20:36] maybe [20:36] we'll find out [20:37] * DarthTom hums along to "the Minstrel boy" [20:37] Hrm. [20:37] * Jydan|NWN ponders Lewis Black. "Oral sex should be an Olympic Sport, because if you're any good at it, you deserve a medal!" [20:37] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter 'd win at least silver. [20:37] bah [20:37] * Thanos (~web-Guest@cm205.221.120.24.lvcm.com) has joined #pvpexalted [20:37] yo than [20:38] if you've had the experience to become good at oral sex, you don't NEED a medal. [20:38] #op [20:38] * ChanServ sets mode: +o DarthTom [20:38] hrm [20:38] Well, actually, a medal would be good. [20:38] That way, if you're ever single again, you can put it on and advertise your skills. [20:39] And everyone would know you've got the tongue dexterity to back it up. [20:39] hm [20:39] * GoldenH considers. and if he STOLE it... [20:39] Hrmmm.... [20:39] no dice DT [20:40] try RTF if you must [20:40] hikari always uses that and it seems to work [20:40] GH: What's the new popupless site? [20:40] * DarthTom changes topic to 'Exalted: "Land of Song!" said the warrior bard, "Tho' all the world betrays thee, One sword, at least, thy rights shall guard, One faithful harp shall praise thee!"' [20:40] hammerand.com/ex [20:41] 404 on players. [20:41] and npcs. [20:41] Sadly, that was what I was looking for. [20:41] hm [20:42] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter supposes I shall have to begin anew on the description. [20:42] acutally I think I haven't updated them [20:42] btw, who thought up those wonderful char descriptions on the front page? Did GoldenH smoke too much weed again? [20:42] eh, what front page? [20:42] GH [20:42] * Cicada should maybe make up a new description as well? [20:42] but he forgot to mention that Cathak Vanal is the 5 time ! [20:42] 5 time ! [20:42] 5 time ! [20:42] 5 time ! [20:42] 5 time ! [20:42] House of Bells champion ! [20:43] Wrestling...? [20:43] hit the research o' fiat [20:43] 5 time house of bells chapion? [20:43] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter gives Booker V the Pedigree. [20:43] er refresh [20:43] Yah, booker T is the 5 time x 5 WCW champion [20:43] * GoldenH did indeed some too much weed [20:43] you did NOT just do that... [20:43] Yeah. Damn. I have always been lazy with the descrip. [20:43] or rather, that seems to be my equivalent of a hangover... [20:43] TELL ME you did NOT jsut do that ! [20:43] Just don't some around me, 'kai? [20:44] it was beer actually [20:44] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter just pedigreed you. What, you want some Sweet Chin Music? [20:44] and secondhand smoke, yes I don't know WHAT they were smoking but It was Good [20:44] Heh. [20:44] * DarthTom slips on the brass knucks [20:44] * GoldenH smelled of it for two days [20:44] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter sighs. [20:44] * DarthTom cold-cocks fiat with them [20:44] GH, can I get some sort of non-smoking drug setup to control my bliss? [20:45] hm [20:45] * Cicada will have your cure soon. :) [20:45] Yeah, great good that does me when I'm sitting around with you in the room during negotiations if they take very long. [20:46] maybe [20:46] Maybe we will let you kill Maris as a sign of good intentions to the ruler? :) [20:46] * GoldenH notes that there aren't a lot of deadly posions but there are a lot of things that could knockout/hallucination here.. [20:46] Oh, grand. [20:46] and often times they say that if it doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger.. [20:46] Cic :try it, and Van *will* step on you with Eleanor [20:46] "Well, I feel fine, if the... SPIDERS!!!! SPIDERSSS!!!!" [20:46] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter falls over clawing at his skin. [20:46] ..... [20:47] GH, can I get those healing charms a bit faster..? [20:47] hehe [20:47] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter really doesn't need to be hallucinating at this point. [20:47] Until then this will have to do. [20:47] * GoldenH reminds that elemental concentration method can be used for everything except for essence [20:47] "Woah...pink hippos, man !" [20:47] Ooooh... [20:47] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter 'll append that to the sheet when he gets the downtime to learn it. [20:47] * Cicada hits Jynaru hard on the head with the mace she had hidden in her garter. [20:48] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter lays on the ground and occasionally twitches. [20:48] if she turns into a gold dragon, I'm outta here [20:48] * Cicada turns into a Gold Dragon. [20:48] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter blinks. [20:48] Sorry wait, not yet. [20:48] the hell.. FIAT? [20:48] Can I ask you to look away for a minute? [20:48] * DarthTom teleports behind hik, in a yellow shirt, baggy pants, a cape, and holding a staff [20:48] I'm sorry, can't do that [20:49] You can blame me for this one, GH. [20:49] mazokou policy and all [20:49] You see, during my transformation there is this slight instant where I am naked, and i don't really want you to see that... [20:49] c'mon it's only one frame... [20:49] Is there ? A gold dragon like you...exposing herself to the public ? [20:49] how shameful [20:49] * Cicada nods, redfaced. [20:49] * DarthTom hovers in mid-air [20:50] .... [20:50] Well ? I'm waiting [20:50] Get on with it [20:50] I wanna see if it's worth the wait [20:50] KILL HIM! ACURSED DEMON-KIN!! [20:50] hm [20:50] * GoldenH is dead, unfortunately. [20:50] What ? wher-ohhh... *me*" [20:50] * manxcat (manxcat@wv-mltn-ubr-c-024-159-089-167.charterwv.net) has joined #pvpexalted [20:50] And besides RIGHT is the RIGHT way! NOT LEFT! [20:50] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter looks up at floating guy, and offers him a tab. [20:50] yo manx [20:50] Hello, Manx. [20:50] * Jydan|NWN activates his Magic Girl Detecting Satelite and looks away. [20:51] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter then twitches for a while. [20:51] hey [20:51] 'ello, manx. [20:51] Please, next you'll tell me it's wrong to let wrong do right, right ? if if you're not right, what's left ? [20:51] Get with the new millenia, girlie [20:51] AAAARRGGGHHH!!! [20:52] Let go of me Zelgadis! He is gonna die! He is GONNA DIE!! [20:52] Now now...don't lsoe your temper, it's unbecoming [20:52] (somebody here knows their roles..) [20:52] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter wouldn't say that. All the exertion, and the bouncing... [20:53] (Heh, I actually got Xel on a slayers personality test, and I wasn't *trying* to get him...) [20:53] indeed. it is a mystery. [20:53] * Cicada wouldn't be all that surprised if she got Philia. [20:54] * Jydan|NWN forgot who he got. [20:54] Jyd :I know who you got [20:54] i think I got some guy whose name started with a Z [20:54] I remembe rit vividly [20:54] Then who? [20:54] The person you got is... [20:54] a secret ! [20:54] ... You walked RIGHT into that one. [20:54] lol [20:54] T-6 [20:55] Anyway, Kenshiro was the only one who DIDN'T get Xel. [20:55] DT, may your dick get frostbite. [20:55] GH: Zelgadis ? [20:55] or Zangulus ? [20:55] can't remember. [20:55] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter got Xel, you got Xel, Jydan got Xel as the second char, everybody gets Xel. [20:55] stone dude, or big hat ? [20:55] hmmm big hat? [20:55] * DarthTom got Xel as first choice, then...SYLPHIEL [20:56] *shudder* [20:56] GH:yah, big, wide-brimmed hat [20:56] hmmm could be [20:56] stone guy? [20:56] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter shrugs. Could run a search on the logs and find ou. [20:56] hmm yes... [20:56] Of course, I'm too lazy for that. [20:58] Zangulus [20:58] http://www.inverse.org/tests/slayers/ [20:58] * Cicada will run off and get lunch, brb. [21:00] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter boggles. [21:00] ? [21:00] Yeah, it's who I thought it was. Sylphiel. [21:00] Your matches, in order, are as follows: 1: Xelloss [21:00] 2: Lina Inverse [21:00] 3: Naga the White Serpent [21:00] 4: Sylphiel Nels Rada [21:00] 5: Martina Xoana mel Navratilova [21:00] I am debating on whether to listen to The Matrix Sound Track or UP, but Shania Twain..... or perhaps Bon Jovi (Sliperyt when wet [21:00] heh [21:00] ... [21:00] Ok, the 1st one is fine. [21:01] 1: Sylphiel Nels Rada [21:01] 2: Xelloss [21:01] 2: Filia ul Copt [21:01] 4: Lina Inverse [21:01] 5: Zelgadiss Graywords [21:01] [21:01] But how, how in the HELL did I get Lina? [21:01] Xel, Syl, Lina, Filia, Zel [21:02] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter shrugs. At least I got Martina. CURSE! WHOO-HOOOO!!! [21:02] we're short Mar and wer [21:02] Martina Navratilova... [21:02] heh, I wonde rif that was intentional [21:02] Probably. [21:03] Maris is sitll in the cage. I don't think Tala's going to be doing the whole negotiation bit anyway. [21:03] I mean the PEOPLE [21:03] not the chars [21:04] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter 's aware of that. [21:04] However, what I am saying is things can go on as scheduled even then. [21:04] back [21:04] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter hasn't seen Maris in a long while, anyway. [21:04] wb [21:04] everyone ready or wait? [21:05] * Jydan|NWN frowns. "Where is Suki! I need that information!!!" [21:05] I'm ready [21:05] Let's wait 5 more minutes. [21:05] huh? it changed! [21:05] 1: Naga the White Serpent [21:05] 1: Zangulus [21:05] 3: Gourry Gabriev [21:05] 4: Lina Inverse [21:05] 5: Sylphiel Nels Rada [21:05] Whenever [21:05] * GoldenH is now known as Storyteller [21:05] ...NAGA ?! [21:05] i'm tied for two at the top.. [21:05] Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho ! [21:05] #pvpexaltedrp [21:06] * manxcat is now known as Tei [21:06] * DarthTom is now known as Vanal [21:06] what is that bad or somethin'? [21:06] GH, you have the worst font for that channel. [21:06] * JyngoFiat_BootyHunter is now known as Jynaru [21:07] the hell? I can't change fonts. the fonts are your own damn fault [21:07] Well, there's the laugh... she has a good laugh. [21:07] Actually, this is all from YOUR data, considering I still use that thing. [21:07] hmm.. [21:08] Okay, changed it back to Fixedsys. [21:09] my keboard is dying on me [21:09] anyhow... [21:09] * Storyteller guesses he don't really need them, anyhow [21:10] ummm I am erm totally lost as to where Tabius is at.... [21:10] or doing [21:10] Vanal is going to go negotiate for Maris' release [21:10] AH [21:10] * Storyteller imagines he would get you all to come with him [21:10] unless for some reason you wouldn't go [21:11] ? [21:11] anybody? [21:11] * Jynaru can't think of a reason. [21:11] * Tei will be there by default. I guess [21:11] Not really...... except if Minnow wanted to do something else. [21:11] Tabius was giving Cicada lessons in dreamspace after having forgiven her as usual. (will he never learn?) [21:11] no she's coming with [21:12] Then there was the alarm. [21:12] which was Tei being caught by the gaurds [21:13] And then either Tei got mindcontrolled (again, will he never learn?), or the Empress got possessed by Black Coils. [21:13] We dunno. [21:14] !ex 4 (con for WP) [21:14] Thanos (4), 1, 7, 6, 2, Successes : 1 [21:14] * Storyteller imagines Vanal would bring everyone he could? [21:15] midnight coils dear, not black [21:15] Well, she is a possesive bitch at any rate. :) [21:15] it's really up to you if you're there or not [21:15] * Werlynn (~Werlynn@ool-182dcd08.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #pvpexalted [21:16] * Werlynn is now known as Tala [21:16] Hello, Werlynn. [21:16] 'ello, Wer. [21:16] #pvpexaltedrp [21:16] yo [21:16] had to work [21:16] suckage [21:16] since 3 [21:17] dude am?> [21:17] are you with Vanal & Co to go bargin for the realase of maris or no? [21:25] um, no I don't [21:25] what WERE the terms ? [21:25] one month he is returned [21:26] if he agrees to not attack/sire children [21:26] Not attack or sire children or not attack AND sire children. [21:26] and [21:26] * Jynaru shrugs. It's Maris. No problem. [21:28] I'm working the cult angle, folks... [21:28] he will sire children and not attack, does that make more sense? [21:28] .... [21:28] Not really.... [21:29] It makes sense, yes. [21:29] Except for why the hell this is so easy. [21:29] heh [21:29] So he is a priest, not an aggressive barbarian warlord? [21:29] lol [21:29] He's an aggresive barbarian priest. [21:30] agressive parbarian warrior-priest [21:30] Maris the Paladin. [21:30] Who woulda thunk it? [21:30] Not me, certainly. [21:31] So, does this make me a heretic for siring children for this Realm? [21:31] lol [21:31] Naw [21:31] Am I ex-communicated? [21:31] Ah, good. [21:31] Well, in my fictious 'Dynasty of the chosen', you are [21:32] Dammit! [21:32] * Jynaru wanted to have the cool robes and drink the kool-aid too! [21:32] but its POSION kool-aid! [21:33] I have resistance now! [21:33] riiight [21:33] * Jynaru will survive the kool-aid! [21:34] It will burn the impurities from my holy seed and aid me in the mission set forth by the most great Dragons! [21:34] there you go ! [21:34] * Thanos is waiting for Vanal to not only swollow his foot, but keep going for the entire leg before starting in on the second one [21:34] Vanal, bust out the Presence on Tei. [21:35] Next, bust out the seduction on Empress lady. [21:37] not a bad idea [21:44] * *Empress* nods [21:44] ..... [21:44] She LIKES men! [21:45] Of course she does! SHe also likes using other's bodies to get the men! [21:45] Coils likee everybody. [21:46] Ah, grand, grand. Can you have her go like Fallen Tongue and NOT drop the entire damn Solar Empire on our heads? [21:47] Question: What do you do if your wife gives you the silent treatment? [21:47] Answer: See if you can't milk it for a couple years. [21:52] Oh... Char's Revenge. [21:52] Errr... Counterattack. [21:52] * Jydan|NWN sobs. "I want InuYahsa!!!" [21:52] * Jydan|NWN is now known as Jydan [21:53] GH, can you post the updated map with locations and borders on the webpage soon? [21:53] it is [21:53] map-edited.jpg [21:54] brb [21:59] back [22:00] How can you want to destroy Earth? [22:00] * Jydan can't understand it. [22:00] It's easy. [22:01] I don't want to destroy Earth. I want to destroy time itself [22:01] You go crazy. [22:01] okay, explain the map legend for me ? [22:01] * Storyteller figures if he destroys time then none of this will have ever happened [22:01] dots are whatever [22:01] the icky green ones are the cities [22:01] the red circled area is maris' empire [22:01] the other stuff is for what happened on the downtime [22:02] could I get that link? [22:03] what about all the other colord dots? [22:03] whoever had downtime should be able to pick out which are theirs [22:03] http://hammerand.com/ex/map-edited.jpg [22:03] there isn't any real order to it [22:11] * Tala is ravinous. Have to eat. Haven't eaten since 1:30 and spent all day boxing up computers. [22:17] foood [22:19] is this gonan turn into The fellowship of the exalted ? [22:19] lol [22:19] Who wants to be hobbits? [22:19] is'nt it that allready? [22:19] * Storyteller counts... 6 [22:20] we must climb the volcano to put and end to the menac eof Fallen tongue [22:21] Great. [22:21] * Jynaru 's frigging Bilbo. [22:21] Ok, who is samwise? [22:22] Bilbo, the mountain-climbing super-ninja. [22:22] maybe it would make more sense if we just did The Hobbit. on your way to the lonely mountain... [22:22] there were trolls.. [22:22] and orcs... [22:24] And a tiny little dragon. [22:25] Great. But that makes most of us dwarves. [22:25] * Jynaru does not want to try to think of Shakel or Cic as a dwarf. [22:25] Awwww.... [22:25] * Cicada does not want to be a little stupid dwarf. [22:25] dwarfs rule [22:26] Even Gimli had more balls than the Hobbit dwarves. [22:26] * Jynaru might could be Bard with the Black Arrow... [22:26] guess so [22:26] (Gimli was, on the other hand tougher than most..) [22:26] But the Hobbit dwarves just plain suck. [22:26] All the Fellowship people were far above average. [22:29] naw, Shak and cic are elves [22:29] (Frodo) "where the elf women be at ?" [22:29] Awww.. and here I wanted to be a Rohan princess. She did at least DO something. [22:30] Jyn that directed at me? [22:30] Yeah, itis. [22:30] Sorry for not making that clear. [22:30] Rohan princesses rule [22:31] when I grow up I wanna be a Rohan shieldmaiden [22:32] Oh, what I wouldn't do for a woman like that by my side :-) [22:33] Okay, so now we just need some elephants and then march right over the mountain and into the history books. ;) [22:33] * Tala wants to be a Rohan Sheildmaiden's breatplate when he grows up [22:35] Cic :or a white wizard and 2000 cavalrymen [22:35] Who is the white wizard? I know I wear white, but still... [22:36] Mr. Miyagandalf? [22:36] * Jynaru did think that hat of his was a bit odd... [22:37] the gandalf is Minnow [22:37] Ah. Minnow. [22:38] * Jynaru nods. [22:42] so... [22:43] * Storyteller forgetting anybody? [22:43] Exalted ultralight: Big kite with an air elemental pushing. [22:44] * Jynaru can't really figure out a way to make an attack chopper right now, but give me time... [22:44] lol [22:44] * Storyteller really wishes maris was here. the hell. [22:45] Exactly how much info do we have on the main mountian? [22:45] Beyond it is a place of evil and icky things? [22:45] not much [22:45] do you want me to tell you what the solars know about the mountain? [22:46] * Storyteller is now known as Solar`Empress [22:46] Yeah. That would be nice. [22:46] Fiery Rainbow fought the demon, did'nt he? [22:46] "Yes please. Your 'excellency'" [22:46] don't think so [22:47] I could have sworn he said something about matching his new style against the demon at some point [22:48] it isn't even done yet [22:49] maybe he intends to do it later [22:49] I guess. [22:49] * Tei would like to note he would be happy to test it for the demon [22:50] yes that would be good [22:50] er for the exalt [22:50] If we had time for you to learn it, of course. [22:50] those pre-reqs are killer [22:51] give me about a hundred years, and I'll get back to you [22:56] unless my solar miyagi has some sort of mind/skill transferance power [22:56] * Jynaru ponders. [22:56] Miyagi/Tei fusion! [22:57] "Wax on. NO! wax off! My caaaaaaar!" [23:04] * Solar`Empress is now known as Storylteller [23:07] mmmmm, flying warstrider [23:10] * Storylteller rubs his bottle [23:10] here genie genie genie [23:11] Genie in a bottle! [23:11] * Jynaru 'll trade you his can of mountain dew for it! [23:11] I've got a solar in a temple, will that work [23:11] I once had dreams of a WS that looked like a dragon and could fly as well, much less strength than [23:11] a normal Royal though.... and would take a lv5 HS to power :-) [23:12] jrj [23:12] * Storylteller prefers his genie in a bottle [23:14] Is it me, or has the druggie once again steamrolled his way into a leadership role? [23:14] * Jynaru keeps trying to figure out why everyone suddenly decides to listen to me... [23:15] * Storylteller laughs [23:15] dunno man [23:15] because were fighting an uber demon, any port in a storm you know [23:15] Yep. [23:15] It's gonna be great, man. [23:16] All the legends they tell will be about how the great general of the offensive was a crack-fiend. [23:16] at this point tei'd follow a field mouse if it had a coherant plan of attack [23:16] Thanks. I'm flattered. [23:17] but sadly the mice aren't speaking to me [23:18] underlined...INAUDIBLY [23:18] GH, does Lesser minions of the Eyeless Face allow for one to summon servitors with funtioning wings? [23:18] no [23:18] Damn [23:19] Kites for them, too. [23:19] Kites for EVERYBODY! [23:19] how does he know a specific celestial circle spell? [23:19] * Jynaru ponders the size of a kite for a warstrider. [23:19] Red jade rocket boosters! [23:19] go go DB rangers ! [23:20] damn it. [23:20] I had a REALLY COOL plan, but now it has this small problem of getting to the top of a mountain [23:21] anybody have any SOLID method of getting to the top? [23:21] other than Kites? [23:21] Not without magic that's fast. [23:22] you could just fight your way to the top [23:22] We have to assume that Magic wont work directly..... as in the Cloud Skiff. [23:22] * Jynaru nods. [23:22] It seems to be more a ban against magic than flying per se. [23:22] Hence using Earth spirits to elevator you up wouldn't work. [23:23] Magic and spirits it would seem since no spirits can advance on it. [23:23] We could just go the hard way? [23:24] During a war? [23:24] These are NOT fun mountains, mon ami. [23:24] The less time spent getting there, the better. [23:24] you ain't legolas...no walking on top of the snow for you [23:24] there may be no other way, this manse looks to be locked down pretty tight [23:25] There's ALWAYS a way in, and ALWAYS a way to break in. [23:25] All we really need is to get 1 person to the top. [23:25] Kites is the best way for speed. [23:26] Even if you have to go up most of it the hard way, a small boost would be useful. [23:26] this is assuming the air currents around the mountain top will allow a kite close without dashing it to pieces [23:26] * Jynaru shrugs. Also true. [23:27] * Cicada could probably do it. She would certainly not get killed by falling. She could maybe even bring a passenger. [23:28] Again, the less you have to climb, the better. If you can't get to the top, then you get to the middle. [23:29] So, two people for the top of the mountain, the rest working as decoys/attackers? [23:29] If only we could commision a haslanti air boat [23:29] Or just dear Tabs porting in the strike team? :) [23:30] * Jynaru chuckles. [23:30] 2 people on the ground, Maris and Vanal. [23:30] It depends on how well you guys think we'll do dealing with the pass. [23:30] it's a distraction... [23:30] * Jynaru can probably get Sidereal Miyagi to do some killing. [23:30] what we need is soem cover fire from the solars [23:30] Minnow, and Cicada go to the top. Cicada sleeps, Tabs/Jyn/Tie/Tala dream themselves up there [23:30] Errr... just for playing purposes, would it not work best if we all are in the manse assault team? [23:30] It is a distraction, yes. But if it gets crushed, it's not doing the job. [23:31] I hope to get the entire temple in on the act [23:31] Or could we do a Mount Doom infiltration/ Battle at the gates of Mordor split scene? [23:31] Exactly [23:31] Split scene is possible. [23:32] * Jynaru 's simply unsure as to the best division of labor. [23:32] While I would love to Have Vanals armor to hide behind of top, his awsome tactical leadership in the pass is necessary [23:32] lol... [23:32] Awww... [23:32] * Jynaru ponders. [23:32] If Vanal falls asleep in the Strider, could you pot it? [23:32] port, even. [23:32] Tei is no strategist or soldier, the place he can do the most direct damage is best [23:33] Thats and ST call, and I was hoping for stealth at the top in the first place. [23:33] * Storylteller is imagining a frontal assualt, then sending all the dragon bloods at them over the mountain range [23:33] With the warcries and such? [23:33] I was thinking that Cic and Minnow could be invis at the top and Tabs could make the rest Invis on the ground before the port. [23:34] * Storylteller sees that causing enough surprise for a massive attack of 15,000 barbarians at once [23:34] See, what I figured was you send a sacrificial group of special ops to also hit the pass from behind. [23:34] Then we would have 5 invis bloods and Minnow at the top to go about what needs to get done to bind the damn demon [23:34] * Jynaru figures there's got to be some way to get them down. [23:34] Along with kites of dooom. [23:34] 5? [23:34] I'm talking a few hundred DBs here [23:34] * Storylteller sees them sending the entire DB contingent over the mountain range [23:35] along with several solars [23:35] Oooooooohhh..... [23:35] * Jynaru digs. [23:35] then you can lay a direct seige to Mt Doom [23:36] er [23:36] whatever it's called [23:36] :) [23:36] I like to call it "In The Damn Way." [23:36] a few hundred at the TOP of the mountain where the manse is? [23:36] few hundred as the second wing of the attack force, I figured. [23:37] Jyns idea is what I am thinking at the bottom. [23:37] The covert infiltration at the top is the other part and yes Van+Maris at the bottom, rest of the PC's at the top [23:37] and Minnow. [23:38] ok you know the ring of mountains? [23:38] before you can attack the central mountain, you have to get inside of that [23:38] Yeah, thats what the glider thing that Cic and Minnow will be riding does :-) Gets to the Central mountain :-) [23:39] After you accomplish that, you can worry about how to break through several cities infested with infernal solars [23:39] We go AROUND. [23:39] And also hope the solars go to deal with the infusion of non infernal Solars. [23:39] go around the mountain? [23:40] but you have to climb the mountain [23:40] Go around the cities. [23:40] "Up and over the range, to the central mountian by air, then Deam Port 4 others in :-) [23:41] Course I am gambling that the porting will work........ [23:41] you can't go around the cities the cities are strung out around the cities like christmas tree lights [23:42] * Storylteller supposes you don't have to conquer the cities directly but you've gotta go righ tby them [23:42] Then we will go through the cities with Stealth and much dice-fu. [23:42] LMAO [23:42] ah, stealth. Tei will most certainly not be in that party." [23:42] It's either that or we get Solars to power down to my level somehow. [23:42] he'd get everyone killed [23:42] Welcome to the fe,w the proud, the cannon fodde,r tei [23:43] Neither will Tabs me thinks unless it takes less than 1 hour to get where we are going. [23:43] Tei: I would teach you the ways of the druggie if you so desire. [23:44] So we've got cicada Baggins and Jynwise the brave... [23:44] * Jynaru blinks. [23:44] Ok, whoa, whoa there. [23:44] wonder if there'll as much sexual tension between those two as there was between the original duo *g* [23:45] * Jynaru dislikes where you're going with that comment... [23:45] what ? the gay hobbit lovin' ? [23:45] * Jynaru is seriously not liking that comment's implications. [23:46] I would be DEADWISE if I tried anything. [23:46] sure thing, Jyssica [23:46] "Ooops, he fell off the mountain." [23:46] * Jynaru shrugs. [23:46] Maybe I should attempt to get you drunk and seduce you. [23:47] Dude, he's sworn off [23:47] * Jynaru shrugs. There's ALWAYS a way. [23:47] So he says, all the time. [23:47] No, he REALLY has, now [23:47] * Jynaru ponders. [23:47] Yet, as soon as a pretty native girl flashes him a sparkling smile... [23:47] fathering a child has kinda shocked him into it [23:47] Maybe I should just seduce Shak instead. [23:47] Get the Anathema into the suicidal frontal assault. With luck, we will bind/kill the demon right after the last of them is slain [23:49] Nah. Anathema in the secondary. [23:49] I thought she was being awfully well behaved [23:49] Jyn:anger not the guy whose shaguar is a warstrider [23:49] What is Tala going to do? [23:49] Van: It doesn't count if I'm also a chick, right? [23:49] She is neither suicidal nor stupid [23:50] Dude, you're Jynaru [23:50] that's not an anathema.. that's a... spirit thingy! [23:50] You are not exempt [23:50] But Tei is right about being the wrong person to go look for her [23:50] But... dammit. [23:50] Exactly what am I supposed to do with this female form, then? [23:51] seduce Tabs [23:51] * Jynaru laughs! [23:51] * Thanos turns towards Vanal with holy fire so hot it is white in his eyes. [23:51] * Vanal blows a kiss [23:51] Yeah, that's just great. [23:52] I can see me, cic, and sanyet sitting around the campfire with me asking advice on Tabius's favorite things. [23:52] btw, tei will likely find a way to tag along on the miyagi trip [23:52] hey, GH when you came up w/ the exploding boat had you just seen Return of the Musketeers? [23:53] hehe [23:53] they're stuck on a boat loaded w/ gunpowder [23:53] You would scare Cic to death Fiat... [23:53] And she would kill Jyn in his sleep. [23:54] And then maybe kill Tabius too, just to be sure it will never happen to him. :) [23:54] Never happen to me? WHAT? [23:55] * Jynaru laughs [23:55] But he's got to be prettier than Maris! [23:55] * Jynaru 'd be a great wife for Tabius! [23:55] Heh, 2 appearance, very PALE and red hair..... :-) [23:56] Well, except for the whole being barren thing. [23:56] * Jynaru sighs. [23:56] Great. Just great. [23:56] * Jynaru 's reduced to sleeping with Anathema, again. [23:56] LoL [23:56] i've never seen return of the musketeers [23:57] Don't worry. Tabius will have children with his concubine. [23:57] Ah, great. [23:57] * Tei woders if there are little coils in his future [23:57] You just do the pillow thing. ;) [23:57] See, Tabs? It's settled. [23:58] Oh goody...... [23:58] * Thanos is now known as Tabs [23:58] Ledaahl is not a bad house to be connected to. [23:58] Ok, at least now I can take the abuse in character kinda [23:58] True. [23:58] * Jynaru 's not sure how this whole Sanyet deal is going to work out. [23:59] You do realize Ledaal isn't going to want an independant sidereal wandering around, right? [23:59] was somebody looking for Tala? [23:59] Well, worst thing that can happen is Tabius loosing his bride to be. :) [23:59] * Tei certainly is'nt [23:59] Maybe Tala observed from a distance? [00:00] she wasn't hanging around [00:00] * Jynaru has no clue how he's going to pull that trick of. "Hey, boss! I'm not dead, I found us another Sidereal, oh, and one from the first age, and generaled a plan to bind a third circle demon, so how bout a raise?" [00:01] she was feeling ill [00:02] * Jynaru 's definintely going to need a raise to buy enough drugs to adequetely put him in the same framework of sanity as the rest of the world. [00:02] I'll buy that jyn if you'll come and explain to the order why I was the cosort of a spirit wich possesed a first age solar, then worked with an anathema monk to kill a demon [00:02] Sure, sure, I can pull that off. [00:02] It'll cost ya, though. [00:03] And please explain how I would up married to an Anathema as well, please. [00:03] I could get ya some hallucinogenic mud [00:03] * Jynaru ponders just how many Presence sux he's going to need... [00:04] Mmmm.... muuuuuddd.... [00:05] Now how will we explain the entire Island of first age solars we left behind [00:05] Oh, that's easy. [00:05] We lie. [00:06] and when they invade? or something equally impressive [00:07] "We killed them all, sir. Yes sir, I am not kidding you. They were all allergic to lichen." [00:07] Bah. [00:07] Invasion? [00:07] Clearly, the treaty is alos with the Realm. [00:08] After all, Maris is a Realm citizen, yes? [00:09] Some paperwork later, yo've got a satrapy and a highly black market trade partner. [00:10] * Jynaru supposes if done correctly, we could take over the Realm... [00:14] * L_Jynaru (Fiat@c-24-98-60-90.atl.client2.attbi.com) has joined #pvpexalted [00:14] * Tabs (~web-Guest@cm205.221.120.24.lvcm.com) Quit (Ping timeout) [00:14] * Jynaru (Fiat@c-24-98-60-90.atl.client2.attbi.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer) [00:14] Stripping might win Forked River a few thousand adherents, on the other hand... [00:15] True, true. [00:19] Wins adherents, gives us a good show, a win win situation [00:19] go for it [00:20] wait...cic is near water...is she wearing white ? [00:20] may not HAVE to strip [00:20] ..... [00:20] She is.... [00:20] * L_Jynaru is amused. [00:20] AAAAAARRRGGGHHH!!! [00:20] * Vanal guffaws [00:20] Of course, she is a preistess of the river. [00:20] *wolf-whistle* [00:21] * L_Jynaru imagines she can stay dry if she wishes. [00:23] Well, not anymore, I suppose. [00:23] * Tabs (~web-Guest@cm205.221.120.24.lvcm.com) has joined #pvpexalted [00:23] * Cicada fight a losing battle with her hairdryer in hand, then accidentally drops it into the river next to her. [00:23] nooo [00:24] did i miss a lot, i have been lagged since the Empress walked out onto the balchany. [00:24] *BBBZZZZZZZTT* [00:24] The spirit dude said yeah. [00:24] Oh, and Cicada got a wet t-shirt of sorts. [00:24] Oh Oh Oh...... watches intently.....and keeps half of an eye on the Empress. [00:25] ..... [00:26] Should I get a surfboard? [00:26] Damn. Time to get away. [00:27] * L_Jynaru sighs. And here I so wanted to get hit with a tidal wave. [00:29] * Jydan (Jydan@dia-58.vaix.net) Quit (Quit: I'm the only sane one, and you all are trying to staeal my magic bag!) [00:29] Somebody hold onto Sanyet, please. No need for him to dive in to 'save' his wife. [00:30] damn [00:30] you figured me all out [00:31] * Jynaru (Fiat@c-24-98-60-90.atl.client2.attbi.com) has joined #pvpexalted [00:31] Who is it that is talking to me? [00:32] * L_Jynaru (Fiat@c-24-98-60-90.atl.client2.attbi.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer) [00:33] Was it Forked River of sanyet who called out? [00:33] (or Sanyet) [00:33] decent Western on TBS [00:36] "Thats m'girl." - That was not a comment on her stripping before a crowd, right? [00:36] No [00:36] * Vanal hums ZZ top's 'La Grange" [00:36] The disappearing trick [00:37] me much like. [00:37] And hopefully Sanyet is just worried, not jealously angry and indignified? :) [00:37] Hehehee...... his problem either way [00:37] * Jynaru tries to imagine Sanyet challenging the whole crows and the spirit to deuls. [00:37] * Tala plays ZZ Top's La Grange from mp3 [00:37] * Tabs would be first in line ;-) [00:38] Second, Van would demand armored combat [00:38] lesse...breastplate vs. warstrider *g* [00:38] Awww.. as if Tabius has not seen Cicada naked hundreds of times. Including her entire 'grow into a woman' period. [00:39] yeah well, what do you think got him to fall in love with you ;-) [00:39] Dammit, you do NOT kill the mortal! [00:39] Jyn:Naw...might maim him a bit, though [00:39] No maiming! [00:39] uh eh, I mean other than your winning personality, great wit, and highly intellegent mind :-) [00:40] Huh? I have those..? [00:40] * Jynaru is NOT carrying him all the way to Casa de Miyagi. [00:41] Eh, I can teach you a trick. Then you'd just have to poke him. [00:41] Fluids reverse for a second or so.... [00:41] That rather falls under maiming. [00:43] erm.... standstill? [00:43] or did the server not like me again> [00:43] Well... the storyteller is online. [00:43] * Jynaru 's at least seeing you. [00:43] Ok, just checking. [00:45] acht...... my brain is trying to melt out through my ears :-P [00:46] That sounsd rather entertaining. Can you hear the brain cells dying? [00:46] Actaully they crawl out and then enter back through my synuses :-P [00:47] Ahhhh. Taking a little vacation. [00:47] * Jynaru would feel the pain of the sinus congestion if he wasn't alwasy drugged against it. [00:49] ...there really isn't much I can do with my troops...can we flash-forward somewhat ? [00:52] I think we're fairly accelerated, except for ST being busy. [00:52] * Jynaru supposes you're just going to get there, she says you can all go, and get your swag. [00:56] * Bog_Mod (Bog@h24-80-214-33.gv.shawcable.net) has joined #pvpexalted [00:56] nyarr [00:56] 'ello, Bog. [00:56] Jellies! [00:56] Hello, BM. Happy new year and stuff. [00:56] hi hikari, happy new year and stuff to you too [00:56] hoy boggy [00:57] CLint Eastwood has this midgit who breaks out a match every time he needs to light a cigar and the little guy keeps following him around [00:57] Jynaru needs somebody like that [00:57] So, Bog, what's this I hear about not being able to make Wed.? [00:57] A midget with a light? [00:57] * Jynaru could indeed use that... [00:57] I forgot about a possible WoD game happening that night...will find out final details on tuesday [00:57] sorry [00:57] * Bog_Mod grovels for forgivness [00:57] Remind me to buy one. [00:58] Midgit Lighter [00:58] * Jynaru shrugs. Just unfortunate it occured this late in the planning stages, is all. How the other game works out for you. [00:58] Wednesday is bad for me too. [00:58] At least until lessons stop. [00:59] 4 - 5 more weeks. [00:59] if the other game works out not or I don't like it I will be here to play [00:59] * Jynaru nods. I don't really have any other good times, however. [00:59] I think Clint is messing w/ the whole town. He raped some woman, shot 3 guys. Now they are begging him for help from some bullies. They offered him anything he wanted and now he's going around taking advantage of them [00:59] I don't want to pull out of Jydan's game, and I don't want to ST and play in a game at the same time. [00:59] curses! I still think thursday would be fine... [00:59] yeah [01:00] He took the sheriff's badge and pinned it on the midgit along w/ the Mayor's hat. [01:00] Teusday is bad for other people, IIRC. [01:00] I also do not want to drop out of Jydans game [01:00] bad for me too [01:00] You could join Jydan's game, BM. :) [01:00] I am in Jydans game [01:00] :) [01:00] Ah, you are already in... [01:00] Uber-Dawn! [01:01] I am playing a Malkavian information gatherer for WoD game if all goes [01:01] * Bog_Mod finds that ammusing [01:01] Malks tend to be. [01:01] LOL [01:01] A Malk, bah...... Nosferatu :-) [01:02] nah, that would make sense. Having to go to the mad one for information is more fun [01:02] bought him 5 auspex... [01:02] After all, they've got prophecies, but you don't know if they're lying or not. [01:02] Far more entertaining. [01:02] my thinking exactly [01:03] unless she will let me play a Keui-jin [01:03] * Bog_Mod hopes [01:03] Thanos wouldn't mind ending here, my head is about to explode. [01:03] after the cove Tei is going strait on to the temple and talk to it's leader [01:05] * Tabs (~web-Guest@cm205.221.120.24.lvcm.com) Quit (Quit: Leaving) [01:05] the temple will probably happen before the cove [01:06] Ah. [01:06] When's the easiet time for me to hit Casa de Sidereal? [01:06] * Jynaru 's probably got to see what Mysterioso thinks. [01:07] When Sanyet is with you? [01:07] * Jynaru shrugs. Either way. [01:07] And Cic, of course. She will be there gnawing on your shinbones for dragging Sanyet around like that. :) [01:07] * Jynaru laughs. [01:07] Yeah, wonderful. [01:08] * Vanal (~ltermac@HSE-QuebecCity-ppp3497242.sympatico.ca) Quit (Quit: "You think you're better than me because of your Spinaroonie ? Well the Spinaroonie has NOTHING on the Jericho Juke and Jive !" *dances spastically*) [01:08] * Jynaru so appreciates that. Maybe now I can be the one legged one armed archer. [01:08] oohh, you still have an arm? [01:08] * Cicada gnaws on that too. [01:09] * Jynaru shrugs. Are you sure you want to do that? [01:09] We'll get back and I'll be declared Emperor in absentia. [01:10] * Jynaru 's noted that the worse shape I'm in, the more responsibility I end up with. -4 for the Jyn/Bloom on the ship, and stoned during the strategy session. [01:10] Hmmm.... [01:10] * Cicada the kingmaker - and in a way the world has never seen before. [01:11] "Eat me!" [01:11] "naw, you have too much power already." [01:11] * Jynaru ponders. [01:11] Clearly, I need to get the brain in a jar treatment. [01:12] * Jynaru can be installed in a warstrider. [01:12] LOL [01:12] Clint Eastwood has this little midgit looking like a Miniclint [01:12] But then you have to talk all monotone, be philosophical and not score any girls. [01:12] * Jynaru ponders. [01:12] whats wrong with philosophical? [01:13] Not scoring girls would be a problem. [01:13] "Hey, babe, wanna see the new upholstering in my COCKpit of lauvvveee?" [01:13] Although being the emperor in a warstrider is probably enough duty to the Realm. [01:13] * Tei doubts that wuould be a problem, heck even the monk in this story is getting some [01:14] bad monk! [01:14] Well, we have Tala upholding the higher virtues. [01:14] We think. [01:14] Yea. [01:14] I suspect morning sickness. [01:14] * Cicada nods. [01:14] She also has the stubborness and moodswings. [01:14] Sadly, all my getting laid occurs at once. [01:15] But she had those from the start... [01:15] Hey! [01:15] * Storylteller has put hot coco and soup on, it should be done in half an hour or so [01:15] Ten natives, six wives... [01:15] How long has the campaign been going in game time? Less than a year, right?! [01:15] Less than a year. [01:15] in game time? [01:15] * Storylteller counts [01:15] Tala was pregnant from the very first session!! [01:15] Pregnant monk... [01:16] If I could just find some way around that whole "mastering all of the MA styles in the game" I could get me some cool kung fu grip moves [01:16] something like 5 months away from being a whole year [01:16] it's spring, and that was in late summer [01:16] * Jynaru ponders. [01:16] Interesting.... [01:17] It explains EVERYTHING!! [01:17] Werlynn is tala pregnant and you forgot to tell me? [01:17] So Tala is pregnant, Tei's sleeping with a spirit, Cicada is married, Jynaru is married 6 times, Vanal's a father, Tabius is apparently involved with a Dragon Queen... [01:17] interesting dbs [01:18] Yeah, we've officially metamorphosed into a bad soap opera. [01:18] no wonder the realm is in missaray [01:18] not to mention the bevy of anathema we run around with [01:18] Well, officially, Sidereals aren't Anathema, you know. [01:18] So we've got that going for us. [01:19] No [01:19] actually they are, thay just did'nt do such a good job in telling us how to recognize and kill them [01:19] Awww..... [01:19] Jyn: Officially there ARE no sidereals [01:19] if there were they would be [01:19] * Jynaru asked ST about it. [01:19] * Cicada was hoping that Tala could give her instructions in baby care when she is going to need them herself. :) [01:20] It's apparently complicated, but at least I'm willing to accept Sidereals as non-Anathema. [01:20] :p [01:20] * Jynaru 's waiting to see what Tei+Coils kids are going to look like. [01:21] I guess nearly anything can be anathema, sids are just farther down on the realms "kill on sight" list [01:21] interesting [01:21] * Bog_Mod takes notes [01:22] Besides, what else could we expect? [01:22] * Jynaru 's a Wyld Hunter who's slept with more Anathema than Dragon-Blooded. Of course you lesser-disciplined people fell for their evil allure. [01:23] bad Jynaru! [01:23] * Bog_Mod slaps him with a rolled up newspaper [01:24] Bah. [01:24] dang this is a good movie [01:24] You would have done the same. [01:25] Sleeping your way to the top of the ranks is an ancient tradition, and solars are far less likely to be able to kill you if you've just screwed them for three or four hours. [01:25] less likely then who? [01:25] they are probably the most likely to be able to kill you afterwards [01:25] and the most inclined Anethma Hunter [01:26] Far less likely than if you haven't. [01:26] * Jynaru 'd rather take his chances with the happy tired naked Anathema than the armed and armored angry Anathema. [01:27] but what about the crazy naked shapeshifting Anethma? [01:27] Anathema Hunter Z? [01:27] She is much more interesting in bed. ;) [01:28] And lasts longer. [01:28] The biggest problem with Lunars is they're harder to kill. A Solar can be offed with a good knife stroke. [01:29] * Storylteller wonders what teh hell he is going to do [01:29] Lunars, you have to nail to the wall and light on fire, pretty much. [01:29] has he slept with any yet? or just solars and sids [01:29] I think just sids [01:29] or has he fallen so far as to be chummy with abyssals [01:29] Nah. [01:29] what solar did you sleep with jyn? [01:29] a la Demitri [01:29] Abyssals I drop avalanches on. [01:30] * Jynaru shrugs. I doubt it was Bloom. [01:30] Because, you know, he'd be all dead. [01:30] The one in Nexus, where I couldn't bring my small army of backup, to be precise. [01:30] Uh oh. Clint's Minime is gonna get mugged [01:31] It was after that one I got the Abyssal, and my adventures afield were curtailed. [01:33] poor Jynaru [01:33] * Tala is now known as Werlynn [01:34] hey fiat [01:34] hmmm...random ICQ message [01:34] why did you give up on the "riding fireshark" thing? [01:34] who thinks it will be about porn? [01:34] * Jynaru (Fiat@c-24-98-60-90.atl.client2.attbi.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer) [01:34] * Jynaru (Fiat@c-24-98-60-90.atl.client2.attbi.com) has joined #pvpexalted [01:35] wb [01:35] hey fiat [01:35] why did you give up on the "riding fireshark" thing? [01:35] * Werlynn wishes he hadn't joined this Mummy game [01:35] Mummy: The gathering? [01:35] * Jynaru shrugs. I haven't had time. [01:36] the ST has ok english. He gets some words wrong and seems to mix up alot of pronouns [01:36] ah [01:36] Besides, apparently, they're people, and it's rather crass to jump on someone as they're flying around and try to tame them. [01:36] hm [01:36] Mummy? what is it like? [01:36] I suppose that could be considered to be rude [01:36] * Jynaru 'd still try it at least once, of course. [01:36] I wasn't going to comment on it [01:36] Besides, if I'm correct, we could ride on of them up to the top of the Manse. [01:37] but in one post I couldn't tell who was speaking [01:37] However, the difficulty is the whole deadly fire thing. [01:38] hmm... [01:38] Cicada... JYnaru.. Tei... [01:38] I could do the sidereal thing [01:39] Hunh? [01:39] Is Tei tagging along? [01:39] yea [01:39] Since when? [01:39] since he said so [01:39] * Jynaru might as well just put up a big neon sign "Hey, Sidereal here! Come join the party!" [01:40] that might work, actually [01:40] * Jynaru sighs. [01:40] after all, you've left the city. [01:40] Work how, exactly? [01:40] whose going to watch you? [01:41] * Storylteller grins largely [01:41] work to my advantage [01:41] * Jynaru doesn't wish to work to your advantage. [01:41] damn [01:41] lets see... [01:41] * Jynaru , as a matter of fact, wishes to work to your evil plot's disadvantage. [01:41] I gotta do the tei scene first, then the tala scene [01:42] hmmm [01:42] then in that case, do NOT put up a sign that says "Free sidereal: All you can kill buffet" [01:42] I've been trying not to. [01:42] Besides, won't that take a while? [01:42] that works [01:42] It's already three in the morning, you know. [01:43] yea [01:43] * Jynaru actually awoke in the morning, so kind of tired. [01:43] * Storylteller supposes you guys don't want to RP until 6 am] [01:43] It is very hard to like Clint in this movie. He's a real bastard [01:43] * Jynaru shrugs. [01:44] It's possible, but time-frames are harsh. [01:44] I mean, how are we doing the Sidereal scene? Counting in travel, or just when we get there? [01:44] probably be best to do the sidereal scene another day anyhow [01:44] maybe after next week, when you make your way north, and maris is actually here so you know his true reaction [01:44] That would work much better. [01:45] * Jynaru 'll also have time to try to figure out how to ditch Tei. [01:45] do you guys want to do it on a day that is not saturday? [01:45] whenevers fine [01:45] hmm [01:45] school starts after next week... shcedule gets icky [01:45] Not Saturday would probably work out best. [01:46] So we're not in the middle of the night and tired doing it. [01:46] yea,,, [01:46] i'm looking at.... monday night, probably [01:46] Monday night after next Saturday? [01:47] do what on a non-saturday? [01:47] has anyone here heard or read anything about Demon? [01:47] the "take cicadas husband away so he won't get slaughtered for being an anathema" [01:47] I have demon but hav'nt read it much [01:48] by the solars [01:48] why on a nonsaturday? [01:48] what they like? [01:48] because otherwise the whole group gets to sit around [01:48] And so that it can get done when we're not all half-asleep. [01:48] don't worry it doesn't have anything to do with tala [01:49] demon, it's hard to explain. there sortof like exalted, only not [01:49] ... [01:49] * Jynaru 's going to get some sleep, you know I'll be around, or email me when you get it figured out, ok? [01:50] yea [01:50] cya later jyn [01:50] the demons escaped they're prison, and now posess ordinary people [01:50] Later, man. Hope the head gets better. [01:50] What? A seperate game about Sanyet? [01:50] * Storylteller 's going to finish his soup, then will do Tei's scene and then will do Tala's unless fiat wants to go to sleep [01:50] thanks [01:50] * Jynaru blinks. Might as well wait for the Cic reaction. [01:50] * Bog_Mod contemplates evil thoughts [01:50] * Storylteller thinks fiat's going to sleep [01:50] * Storylteller doesn't ssee how it will affect jynaru or cicada [01:51] Yeah, likely sleep. [01:51] perhaps Silisea would like this site... [01:51] or maybe Suki... [01:51] But yeah, the idea was to do the sanyet meets sidereal thing some other non saturday time. [01:51] * Jynaru points to the arguement for and against above. [01:52] This week or next week? [01:52] next [01:52] Ok. [01:52] Monday next, you said? [01:52] likely [01:52] We're still playing? [01:52] * Storylteller must consider it [01:52] Well I'll be playing with tei unless he wants to go to sleep [01:52] I thought we'd stopped since some peopel left [01:52] yea [01:52] but I misght start up again [01:52] ?_? [01:52] wow I spelled storyteller wrong [01:52] OK. Will sleep now. See you all later. [01:53] * Jynaru (Fiat@c-24-98-60-90.atl.client2.attbi.com) Quit (Quit: If there's grass on the field, PLAY BALL!) [01:53] Good night, Fiat. [01:54] that's ok go to sleep... i'm sure nobody really wants to RP anymore tonight anyway... :) [01:54] You have extra Tala and Tei scenes planned? [01:54] yes [01:55] Kinda good to hear. [01:55] Tei and the anathema are running off to their Secret Hideout [01:55] then Tala and Minnow will follow... [01:55] and then there will be some cool stuff and somebody might die [01:56] YAAAA!!! err, wait a minute... [01:57] ooh, ooh I bet it's me [01:58] actually it could be anybody [01:59] but I'm pretty sure that somebody has to die [01:59] Okay, you guys know anybody with the nature "Martyr"? Those guys are always at risk. [01:59] in fact, up to five somebodys might die [02:00] 5? [02:00] hmm [02:00] yes [02:00] * Storylteller notes that yes, the PCs are included in that. [02:01] you're having fun playing Tala right werlynn? [02:01] * Cicada is now known as Hikari [02:02] Yeah [02:02] good [02:02] i'll make it a fair fight then [02:02] Good to hear. I have been worried, to be honest. [02:02] * Tei is now known as manxcat [02:02] If I have to do what I have to do, I will be at a disadvantage [02:03] that's good [02:03] I was hoping my trails and tribulations were not too much [02:06] wellllll [02:06] * Storylteller considers [02:08] * Storylteller weighs the difference and comes out Tei can play tonight if he wants to but everyone else can go to sleep [02:08] ? [02:08] I'm going to sleep in about an hour [02:08] allright [02:16] * GoldenH doesn't suppose anybody has some advice? [02:16] Advice on what? [02:17] on game [02:17] sure I advise you to allow Tei infinite power [02:17] hmmmm [02:17] Tei with infinite power... [02:17] I could see that [02:18] * GoldenH gives manx the ST hat [02:18] ask me, I am impartial [02:18] ok Bog Mod [02:18] what do you think I should do [02:19] where are you at? [02:19] the PCs are on a island prison where covered with anathema and demons [02:20] outcaste dragon blooded girl with app 5 iis having a love polygon but just married a mortal who is about to become a sidereal [02:20] is escape from the island possible? [02:21] * Werlynn thinks that somehow the war should end w/ the demons and the anathema wiping eachother out, or weak enough for us to clean up, so that we can have some feeling of major accomplishment before heading back go fight Bloom [02:21] not really but yes [02:21] But that's just my option, i could be wrong [02:21] basically: No, until I decide it is, or they figure it out [02:22] * GoldenH notes werlynn's opinion [02:22] are you seeking to end the game soon? [02:22] that is definately one of the possibilies [02:22] No I expect the game to end sometime in april [02:23] well if a large force of other dragon-blooded were to show up on this island it could lead to a big showdown type thingy by april [02:23] * Hikari is not sure that Cicada would like to see the homeland her husband grew up in and loves weakened or destroyed like that. But it has been kind of obvious that she wants to preserve Solar rule, I guess. [02:23] yea I know [02:23] to both [02:23] also in my realm of possibilites [02:24] I heard tell that the island has a third circle demon...free it? [02:24] for instance everyone could die and then cicada and sanyet could live happily ever after [02:24] Yaaaa! [02:24] well it will be freed if the players don't act fast enough, so yea. [02:24] * manxcat feels the Island has been here since the first age and seems to have no desire to expand. and that we should bind the demon and then get the hell out of dodge [02:24] The martyr complex girl living happily ever after! That would be new. [02:24] well Cicada will live happily ever after. Sanyet will commit suicide on her grave. [02:25] introduce the mob from OTT to the island... [02:25] :) [02:25] nah [02:25] they wouldn't even notice them [02:25] if you read the OTT you'll notice that nobody ever notices dragon blooded ever [02:25] who wouldn't notice whom? [02:25] No, GH. Sanyet just finds me a Gem of Incomparable Wellness. He does, right? :) [02:25] hmm.... no. [02:25] well there is Hikari [02:25] she was dragon-blooded and noticed [02:25] see you are on the island and there is no gem of incomparable wellness there [02:26] she noticed herself you mean [02:26] Awwww.... the enternal youth one then? [02:26] it is kinda hard to miss yourself when you have APP 5 [02:26] there is no level 5 hearthstone on the island. [02:26] except maybe the demon one [02:26] well HIkari's character has app 5 right? so noticing can occur [02:26] i said notice YOURSELF [02:26] to notice somebody else they have to have at least APP 8 [02:27] I know, hurl them into the WoD? [02:27] :) [02:27] no they would make the WoD a happy place! [02:27] * Hikari actually has a small wishlist of Heartstones and a single artifact that she could find good use of. [02:28] you know it would probably be best for Cicada if absolutely nothing changed [02:28] I think then that one faction needs gain control of the entire island, the PCs should have some choice in what faction does [02:28] well you could always make Tabius promise to send you a hearthstone via whatever [02:28] Except for the fact that Sanyet might get drafted if the war continues. [02:28] then they all settle down and live happy lives, the end [02:29] well you see there is a big bad solar ravaging the realm that they want to kill [02:29] by the way...did Suki show up and make Jydan stop panting? [02:29] yesterday [02:29] So we're not continuing tonight? [02:29] nope [02:29] k [02:29] to both [02:30] * GoldenH was surprised when Jydan managed to keep quite when hikari showed up today [02:31] I think i'm looking too far into the future. I already have everything to the last session planned. [02:31] * GoldenH needs to come back and fill in some detail [02:31] poor desperate Jydan [02:31] I should send him this site [02:32] that might make him happy [02:32] is it MadAboutSuki.org ? [02:32] no [02:32] anyhow I need to finish my NPC list... [02:32] is that a site? wouldn't surprise me...probably Jydan made it :) [02:32] * GoldenH is about 1/4 done scrubbing the logs for NPCs [02:34] oh Dirty Harry is on [02:34] The "do you feel luck" speech [02:34] hehe [02:35] argh where is my NPC list?! [02:35] * Bog_Mod stole it [02:35] :) [02:35] I now must take my leave of you all [02:35] phew here it is [02:35] good night [02:35] "I know what you're thinking. Did he fire five shots or six. Well to tell you the truth, in all the confusion i lost track. So you gotta ask your self do you feel luck? Do you feel lucky punk? Well do ya?" [02:35] by BM [02:35] g'night [02:36] and merry christmas to all and to all a good night [02:36] * Bog_Mod (Bog@h24-80-214-33.gv.shawcable.net) has left #pvpexalted [02:37] * GoldenH looks werily at the three players as if he is about to be attacked by zombies [02:37] how much longer till Tei goes all pheonixy [02:38] should happen next session [02:38] or maybe that monday [02:38] ok [02:38] * GoldenH expects he will not do it in an additinonal session [02:38] so sturday [02:38] * manxcat notes he now has 195xp to spend [02:38] is there anything you guys think would be cool that does not have to do with the eventual destruction of the solar empire / demons? [02:38] hehe [02:39] man I wish I had 200 xp to spend :( [02:39] and nearly all will go int MA and Thrown charms [02:39] yes [02:39] So, give yourself 200 xp. I am sure Fiat will allow it for his campaign. [02:39] but you will have 200 xp of MA and thrown charms [02:40] he has already promised me a xp divisor [02:40] 195 xp? [02:40] I only have 200 total [02:40] did you count in today's XP and last weeks XP? [02:40] I'm starting over from scratch [02:40] yeah [02:40] I have myself at 200 total [02:41] did you get 10 xp last week or did you not stay? [02:41] Is it an entirely new char, or is it a reworked Tei? [02:41] * GoldenH thought you had been here for the 10 xp [02:41] ?_? [02:41] So did i [02:41] reworked TEi [02:41] last week was 10 xp [02:41] So all the old char relations are still in effect. [02:41] Basically this is still the exact same Tei with improved attribute/ability/charm distribution [02:42] * Hikari thinks she only gave herself 5 xp last week. [02:42] wasn't it 15? [02:42] for you? [02:42] Cic had 215 after the xp revision, yes? [02:42] that log is not up [02:42] last week was the really late session wasn't it? [02:42] I can't tell [02:42] yes it is .... [02:42] log 31 ? [02:42] nope [02:42] what log then [02:43] So, now she should have 15 xp more than that, right? [02:43] http://hammerand.com/ex/log31.html [02:43] ah you din't link it [02:43] it's linked from the main page... gotta fix that. [02:43] ya that sounds right [02:43] 10 from last game, 5 from this. [02:44] Good, that means I get to add 5 more XP. Yayness! [02:44] [23:06] * DrunkenH tells everyone to write down 5 xp [02:44] you took the 5 xp I gave you for being standin ST? [02:44] yes but you left before I said that the next time [02:44] or rather [02:44] Eh, no. [02:44] I gave 5 XP for being there when I showed up [02:44] I gave 5 XP for PLAYING after I showed up [02:44] But I didn't really do anything other than set up some chats and ignore Tala. [02:45] I gave 5 XP to hikari for being standin ST [02:45] if she doesn't think she deserves it then she doesn't have to take that XP [02:45] (ignoring Tala seems to be a ST duty. ;) [02:45] :P [02:45] (No offence, I know it is not that bad) [02:45] * GoldenH slaps hikari friendlyl [02:45] * Hikari slaps herself as well. [02:46] So i get 5 more xp? [02:46] yea [02:46] ok, so 205 then [02:47] So, 5 more xp. For a total of 235 and 42 availible. [02:47] * GoldenH: you're not channel wizard [02:47] #o [02:47] * ChanServ sets mode: +o GoldenH [02:47] 12 available [02:47] * GoldenH changes topic to 'Exalted: (ignoring Tala seems to be a ST duty. ;)' [02:47] HEY! [02:47] :P [02:47] * GoldenH runs [02:47] -> *chanserv* op #pvpexalted Hikari [02:47] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Hikari [02:47] * Hikari throws a confused sanyet after GH. [02:48] (Latest in deadly thrown weapons; Spouses.) [02:48] * manxcat sics a horny coils at him, "get em." [02:48] they are only 1/4 range though.. [02:48] * GoldenH is now known as GoldenHpossessedbycoils [02:48] hey tei... lookin' good [02:49] down girl [02:49] aawww [02:49] Ha, Cic gets Sanyet to fly to the heavens and back every night, just ask him. How is that for range? [02:49] kissey kissey? [02:49] now, fetch the stick. [02:49] no not that stick! [02:49] * GoldenHpossessedbycoils grabs hikari in his mouth and brings her to manx [02:49] * Hikari adverts her eyes. [02:49] .... [02:50] * GoldenHpossessedbycoils drops hikari [02:50] Always knew I was a bit skinny, but this... [02:50] * GoldenHpossessedbycoils pants [02:50] * Hikari tries to dry salivia off herself. [02:51] * GoldenHpossessedbycoils is now known as GoldenH [02:51] Man I really look forward to the day this storyline ends so I can explain it all to you [02:52] bedtime, night guys, and gal [02:52] cya manx [02:52] * manxcat (manxcat@wv-mltn-ubr-c-024-159-089-167.charterwv.net) Quit (Quit: ) [02:52] * GoldenH will likely be assassinated by a ninja before then [02:52] Anyway, should I send you my heartstone wishlist? If there is any posibility of a late christmas present, that is. [02:52] maybe. are there new hearthstones? [02:52] and what level? [02:52] No, just ones from the castebooks. [02:53] ah. I don't have the castebooks [02:53] Mostly 1 and 2 dot ones, but some 4 as well. [02:53] hm [02:53] Aww.. so I have to describe them. This will be some mail... [02:53] I guess there is an incredibly thin possibility. [02:53] you only have to describe them if I decide you can have them [02:54] * GoldenH considers [02:54] I suppose I could throw in a few manses... [02:54] Because, seeing as the time is over 6 afternoon I expect Hitoshi home from football soon. [02:54] ah [02:54] he jogs and plays football? wonders never cease [02:54] And so would like to log off and cook and such. [02:54] Not much jogging lately. [02:55] ah [02:55] allright i'll cya later then hikari [02:55] Football only on Sundays "when he has the time". [02:55] ah [02:55] heh [02:55] once a year [02:55] You know what i mean. [02:55] Yep. [02:55] Well, not quite. :) [02:55] nah [02:55] Anyway, I will see you later. [02:55] * GoldenH does tho [02:55] l8 [02:56] * Hikari (Hikari@zaqd378a455.zaq.ne.jp) Quit (Quit: I fall. Like the sands of time. Like some broken rhyme. At feet no longer there.) [02:58] oh well. time to sleep then [02:58] cya [02:58] gg [02:58] This is a messed up pizza commercial [02:58] o> [02:59] Why the hell is this guy making bug-eyes and licking his lips over a pizza when there is a hot chick w/ a really nice rack sitting there. He bungi jumps down from a bridge to steal the pizza from her and her boyfriend Session Close: Sat Jan 04 05:13:06 2003